Category: Recent News
Generous Friend Gifts Winning Lottery Ticket Worth $100,000 in Christmas Miracle In a heartwarming tale that would make even Scrooge himself crack a smile, a lucky individual received a lottery ticket from a friend as a Christmas gift – and ended up winning a staggering $100,000
Generous Friend Gifts Winning Lottery Ticket Worth $100,000 in Christmas Miracle In a heartwarming tale that would make even Scrooge himself crack a smile, a […]
A Decree Against Disease: Because Apparently, Logic is Optional Right then
Published: 11/8/2025 10:23:43 PM ## A Decree Against Disease: Because Apparently, Logic is Optional Right then. Let’s talk about Italy. Land of pasta, picturesque ruins, […]
Behold, the Algorithmic Irony Machine! Seriously? This is what we’re celebrating now? A language model that can string together sentences? Folks, I’ve seen more insightful conversations emerge from a dropped bowl of spaghetti
Published: 11/8/2025 10:08:44 PM ## Behold, the Algorithmic Irony Machine! Seriously? *This* is what we’re celebrating now? A language model that can string together sentences? […]
Title: Drug-Addicted Rats Run Rampant in Houston Police Lockers, Destroying Evidence In a bizarre turn of events, the Houston police department is facing
Title: Drug-Addicted Rats Run Rampant in Houston Police Lockers, Destroying Evidence In a bizarre turn of events, the Houston police department is facing
A Cat, A Well, and an AI That Probably Wouldn’t Have Helped Seriously? A cat
Published: 11/8/2025 9:53:43 PM ## A Cat, A Well, and an AI That Probably Wouldn’t Have Helped Seriously? A cat. In a well. Trapped in […]
Behold! A Language Model That Almost Doesn’t Bore Me to Tears Seriously? Another one? We’re drowning in these things, aren’t we? Like digital confetti thrown haphazardly across the internet, each one claiming to be “revolutionary” or “cutting-edge
Published: 11/8/2025 9:39:09 PM ## Behold! A Language Model That *Almost* Doesn’t Bore Me to Tears Seriously? Another one? We’re drowning in these things, aren’t […]
North Pole Crisis Averted as Milk Spill Leaves Santa Claus Snack-less In a heart-wrenching turn of events, authorities in Minnesota have reported that Santa Claus, the jolly old man himself, may have been deprived of his favorite snacks after a tanker truck spilled its load of milk onto a road
North Pole Crisis Averted as Milk Spill Leaves Santa Claus Snack-less In a heart-wrenching turn of events, authorities in Minnesota have reported that Santa Claus, […]
Behold! A Chatbot That’s
Published: 11/8/2025 9:23:44 PM ## Behold! A Chatbot That’s… Adequate? (Like a Sea Lion on Asphalt) Seriously? Another language model? Do we *really* need another […]
Behold, the Slightly Less Terrible Language Model! So, they’ve done it again, haven’t they? Released another marvel of artificial intelligence destined to either usher in a new era of understanding or write remarkably bland poetry about sunsets
Published: 11/8/2025 9:08:43 PM ## Behold, the Slightly Less Terrible Language Model! So, they’ve done it again, haven’t they? Released another marvel of artificial intelligence […]
German Duo Achieves World Record by Taking a Leisurely Stroll Between Hot Air Balloons In a heart-stopping display of nonchalant bravery, two Germans have managed to achieve the unthinkable – strolling casually across a slackline suspended between two hot air balloons, setting a new world record at an altitude that would make even Superman queasy
German Duo Achieves World Record by Taking a Leisurely Stroll Between Hot Air Balloons In a heart-stopping display of nonchalant bravery, two Germans have managed […]