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Behold! A Linguistic Juggernaut (That Mostly Stumbles) Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/8/2025 11:23:53 AM ## Behold! A Linguistic Juggernaut (That Mostly Stumbles) Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This large language model. Apparently, it’s supposed […]
A Technological Marvel? More Like a Digital Pigeon Five thousand, four hundred and fifty tickets! That’s how many chances you had to win the top prize in that lottery drawing
Published: 11/8/2025 11:08:48 AM ## A Technological Marvel? More Like a Digital Pigeon Five thousand, four hundred and fifty tickets! That’s how many chances you […]
Up in Smoke: Grand Plans to Harvest Mystery Plants at Wisconsin State Capitol Go Awry In a baffling turn of events at the Wisconsin State Capitol, an individual’s ambitious scheme to reap the supposed bounty of marijuana plants flourishing on the grounds has been thwarted
Up in Smoke: Grand Plans to Harvest Mystery Plants at Wisconsin State Capitol Go Awry In a baffling turn of events at the Wisconsin State […]
Behold! The Technological Bear and its Coyote Cronies Seriously? This is what we’re celebrating now? A language model, supposedly capable of generating text, that’s apparently so groundbreaking it demands a press release about a bear hanging out with coyotes near someone’s house in Southern California? Because, you know, that’s clearly indicative of intelligence
Published: 11/8/2025 10:53:50 AM ## Behold! The Technological Bear and its Coyote Cronies Seriously? *This* is what we’re celebrating now? A language model, supposedly capable […]
Behold, the Benevolent Language Model (and My Rising Existential Dread) Right, let’s talk about this thing
Published: 11/8/2025 10:38:51 AM ## Behold, the Benevolent Language Model (and My Rising Existential Dread) Right, let’s talk about this thing. This… *creation*. Apparently, we’re […]
Florida Man Captures Unbelievable Encounter of Snake Riding Alligator Like it’s a Theme Park Attraction In a scene straight out of a bizarre wildlife-themed amusement park ride, a Florida man stumbled upon a sight that would make even the most seasoned nature enthusiasts question reality: a snake casually hitching a ride on the back of a swimming alligator
Florida Man Captures Unbelievable Encounter of Snake Riding Alligator Like it’s a Theme Park Attraction In a scene straight out of a bizarre wildlife-themed amusement […]
Behold! A Technological Marvel That Mostly Just… Exists Right, let’s talk about this thing
Published: 11/8/2025 10:23:52 AM ## Behold! A Technological Marvel That Mostly Just… Exists Right, let’s talk about this thing. This *thing*. Apparently, it’s supposed to […]
A Baa-rmy of Errors: AI and the Inevitable Goat Stampede Seriously? This is what we’re focusing on now? While the world burns, while geopolitical tensions simmer and our collective attention spans shrink to the length of a TikTok dance, brilliant minds are dedicating resources to
Published: 11/8/2025 10:08:49 AM ## A Baa-rmy of Errors: AI and the Inevitable Goat Stampede Seriously? *This* is what we’re focusing on now? While the […]
Feline Fiasco Unfolds at OfficeMax Parking Lot: Kitten Casually Takes Up Residence in Car Engine In a heartwarming tale fit for a Disney movie, animal control officers in California recently found themselves on a rescue mission of epic proportions
Feline Fiasco Unfolds at OfficeMax Parking Lot: Kitten Casually Takes Up Residence in Car Engine In a heartwarming tale fit for a Disney movie, animal […]
Behold! The Linguistic Plastic Container Right, let’s talk about this
Published: 11/8/2025 9:53:48 AM ## Behold! The Linguistic Plastic Container Right, let’s talk about this. This… *thing*. They’re calling it a language model. A “3-12b” […]