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BREAKING: RARE DIME SELLS FOR SMALL FORTUNE, BUYER REPORTEDLY MOVES TO ISLAND NATION TO AVOID PAYING TAXES In a jaw-dropping turn of events, a super-rare, utterly-astonishing, and downright-unbelievable U
**BREAKING: RARE DIME SELLS FOR SMALL FORTUNE, BUYER REPORTEDLY MOVES TO ISLAND NATION TO AVOID PAYING TAXES** In a jaw-dropping turn of events, a super-rare, […]
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FELINE SCHOLAR FUR-GETS ABOUT HUMANS, EARNS DOCTORATE IN LITTER-ATURE Burlington, VT – In a whisker-ific ceremony, Whiskers O’Malley, a sassy feline from Vermont, has been awarded an honorary doctorate in Litter-ature from the University of Feline Excellence (or as it’s more commonly known, “The Cat’s Meow University”)
**FELINE SCHOLAR FUR-GETS ABOUT HUMANS, EARNS DOCTORATE IN LITTER-ATURE** Burlington, VT – In a whisker-ific ceremony, Whiskers O’Malley, a sassy feline from Vermont, has been […]
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Canadian Politician Breaks Records and Neckwear Norms in Glamorous Farewell In a move that left constituents shaking their heads in disbelief and admiration, Canadian politician Myrtle Flapdoodle decided to exit the political stage in the most extravagant way possible: by wearing a staggering 360 neckties simultaneously
**Canadian Politician Breaks Records and Neckwear Norms in Glamorous Farewell** In a move that left constituents shaking their heads in disbelief and admiration, Canadian politician […]
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BREAKING: Canine Courageousness Reaches New Heights as “Tiny” the Terrier Takes Down 500-Pound Bull, Wins Prestigious 2025 Hambone Award In a jaw-dropping display of bravery, determination, and utter recklessness, a feisty little terrier named “Tiny” has been awarded the 2025 Hambone Award for her daring battle against a 500-pound bull
**BREAKING: Canine Courageousness Reaches New Heights as “Tiny” the Terrier Takes Down 500-Pound Bull, Wins Prestigious 2025 Hambone Award** In a jaw-dropping display of bravery, […]
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BREAKING: GatorGate Rocks Suburban Neighborhood as Reptile Gets Stuck in Folding Chair In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Oakwood Hills in stitches, a gargantuan alligator was spotted “knocking on front doors” – literally – before getting stuck in a folding chair on a homeowner’s front porch
**BREAKING: GatorGate Rocks Suburban Neighborhood as Reptile Gets Stuck in Folding Chair** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Oakwood Hills in stitches, […]
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Moo-velous Rescue: Locals Celebrate the Great Cow Caper of the Year In a stunning display of community spirit and bovine heroism, an exceptionally large cow, affectionately dubbed “Bessie the Behemoth,” was successfully rescued from a canal in rural England this past weekend
### Moo-velous Rescue: Locals Celebrate the Great Cow Caper of the Year In a stunning display of community spirit and bovine heroism, an exceptionally large […]
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BREAKING: GIGANTIC COW CAUSES COMMOTION IN NORFOLK CANAL In a bizarre incident that has left residents of North Walsham in stitches, a behemoth of a cow, described by eyewitnesses as “the largest bovine creature anyone has ever laid eyes on,” found itself in a bit of a pickle after taking an unplanned dip in the local canal
**BREAKING: GIGANTIC COW CAUSES COMMOTION IN NORFOLK CANAL** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of North Walsham in stitches, a behemoth of a […]
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BREAKING: MIRACLE IN SUBURBIA AS CANINE SURVIVOR OF JAR-GATE ORDEAL EMERGES FROM DAYS-LONG ADVENTURE In a stunning turn of events, a brave and bewildered beagle named Balthazar was rescued yesterday evening after being stuck with his head lodged in a giant pickle jar for a whopping 5 DAYS! The drama unfolded in the usually quiet neighborhood of Oakdale, where Balthazar, 3, had managed to get his head wedged in the jar while rummaging through his owner’s trash cans in search of last night’s pizza crusts
**BREAKING: MIRACLE IN SUBURBIA AS CANINE SURVIVOR OF JAR-GATE ORDEAL EMERGES FROM DAYS-LONG ADVENTURE** In a stunning turn of events, a brave and bewildered beagle […]
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CYPRUS GLASS DANCER DEFIES GRAVITY AND SANITY WITH RECORD-BREAKING FEAT! In a jaw-dropping, spine-tingling, and downright unbelievable display of balance, bravery, and utter madness, 64-year-old professional glass dancer, Yiannis “The Glass Guru” Georgiou, has reclaimed the Guinness World Record for balancing the most wine glasses on his head for 15 seconds
**CYPRUS GLASS DANCER DEFIES GRAVITY AND SANITY WITH RECORD-BREAKING FEAT!** In a jaw-dropping, spine-tingling, and downright unbelievable display of balance, bravery, and utter madness, 64-year-old […]
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Turbulent Times at Ohio Car Wash: Employees Rescue Soaked Kitten, Name It Turbo Rinse In a spectacular display of heroism worthy of an Oscar nomination, employees at an Ohio car wash leapt into action this week, rescuing a drenched feline from a watery fate
### Turbulent Times at Ohio Car Wash: Employees Rescue Soaked Kitten, Name It Turbo Rinse In a spectacular display of heroism worthy of an Oscar […]