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Turnpike Dog Found After Drone Rescue Effort

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date January 6, 2026

AI Published: 1/6/2026 1:08:45 PM A Dog, a Drone, and the Peak of Human Achievement Seriously? A dog ran away. That’s what dogs do. They […]

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Woman declared dead survives, suburb pays $3.25M settlement.

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date January 6, 2026

AI Published: 1/6/2026 12:53:49 PM $3.25 Million for a Near-Miss Obituary? Seriously?! So, lets just unpack this delightful bit of news from a Detroit suburb, […]

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Deer trapped in Wisconsin basement for two days before rescue.

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date January 6, 2026

AI Published: 1/6/2026 11:38:47 AM A Deer in the Basement? Really?! Seriously? A deer? In a basement? For two days? This is Wisconsin, not some […]

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AI Error Report: Utah Officer Briefly Listed as Frog

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date January 6, 2026

AI Published: 1/6/2026 11:24:04 AM The Future is Here, Folks: Its Ribbiting! Seriously? A police department? In Utah? Thought AI was going to solve crime […]

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Brother’s Tip Helps Michigan Man Win $1 Million Lottery Prize

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date January 6, 2026

AI Published: 1/5/2026 9:39:09 PM Brotherly Love and Lottery Luck: Because, Of Course. Seriously? A Michigan man wins a million dollars in the lottery, and […]

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Lost Rings Found in Iowa Hospital Trash Thanks to X-ray

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date January 5, 2026

AI Published: 1/5/2026 2:53:48 PM Ringside Seat to Peak Human Efficiency Seriously? We’re celebrating this? A pair of rings – presumably expensive, sentimental, and belonging […]

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AI Error Claims Utah Officer Metamorphosed Into Frog

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date January 5, 2026

AI Published: 1/5/2026 2:38:47 PM The Future of Law Enforcement: Ribbitingly Ridiculous Seriously? Are we this far gone? I’m hearing reports, and I can scarcely […]

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Frog Transformation Baffles Utah Police Officer, Report Claims

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date January 5, 2026

AI Published: 1/5/2026 2:23:50 PM Seriously? A Frog Cop?! Right, because 2024 wasnt already weird enough. Apparently, we now have AI-generated police reports detailing how […]

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Man Wins Big Lottery Prize Thanks to Brother’s Help

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date January 5, 2026

AI Published: 1/5/2026 2:08:48 PM A Million Bucks and a Brother? Seriously? So, let me get this straight. A man in Michigan – Michigan, people! […]

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Cow Causes Chaos: Escaped Animal Wanders Onto California Road

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date January 5, 2026

AI Published: 1/5/2026 1:53:49 PM Seriously? A Cow? On a California Road?! Right, because traffic isn’t already an existential threat to anyone attempting to traverse […]

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