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Red Pepper Spill on California Highway Turns into ‘Bee-mergency’ CALIFORNIA—In a truly unexpected twist of fate, a routine truck spill on the I-5 turned into an emergency of unprecedented proportions this Thursday afternoon, as thousands of the local bee population decided that a truckload of red peppers was the ultimate buffet

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**Red Pepper Spill on California Highway Turns into ‘Bee-mergency’** CALIFORNIA—In a truly unexpected twist of fate, a routine truck spill on the I-5 turned into […]

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“Grapes of Unroutable Anger: California Commuters Hit Traffic Jam and Vineyard Explosion” California commuters were in for a real treat this week when a semi truck met its unfortunate fate, scattering crushed grapes across a major highway like confetti at a day-drinking festival

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**”Grapes of Unroutable Anger: California Commuters Hit Traffic Jam and Vineyard Explosion”** California commuters were in for a real treat this week when a semi […]

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Moo-ving Targets: Massachusetts Police Embark on Epic Cow Chase In an extraordinary feat of bovine hunting, police in the charming city of Worcester, Massachusetts, found themselves embroiled in a dramatic two-hour pursuit of an escaped cow on Wednesday afternoon

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**Moo-ving Targets: Massachusetts Police Embark on Epic Cow Chase** In an extraordinary feat of bovine hunting, police in the charming city of Worcester, Massachusetts, found […]

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Massachusetts Man Hits Jackpot with Wife’s Old Phone Number: A Modern Fairytale In an inspiring story that will surely make romantics’ hearts swell, a Massachusetts man has delivered a resounding “take that” to naysayers everywhere by winning a whopping $2

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**Massachusetts Man Hits Jackpot with Wife’s Old Phone Number: A Modern Fairytale** In an inspiring story that will surely make romantics’ hearts swell, a Massachusetts […]

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Actor Damian Lewis Embarks on Grand Sheep Expedition: The Thames Transformed into a Wooly Catwalk In an extraordinary display of sheer genius, actor Damian Lewis has turned the River Thames into his personal sheep runway, driving an impressive herd across its waters in a move that has left cultural critics both dazed and confused

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**Actor Damian Lewis Embarks on Grand Sheep Expedition: The Thames Transformed into a Wooly Catwalk** In an extraordinary display of sheer genius, actor Damian Lewis […]

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French Fry Frenzy: Los Angeles Freeway Transforms into Fast Food Paradise Los Angeles, CA — In a shocking turn of events more suited for a horror movie than a highway, a semi-truck carrying an edible payload met its untimely demise on the 405 Freeway, spilling an astounding 15,000 pounds of French fries across multiple lanes

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### French Fry Frenzy: Los Angeles Freeway Transforms into Fast Food Paradise Los Angeles, CA — In a shocking turn of events more suited for […]

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Local Man Shocked to Win Lottery with Numbers He’s Played for 30 Years—What Are the Odds? In an astonishing turn of events that nobody saw coming—except perhaps for the local man who had been diligently playing the same lottery numbers for three decades—42-year-old Barnaby McLuck has struck gold

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### Local Man Shocked to Win Lottery with Numbers He’s Played for 30 Years—What Are the Odds? In an astonishing turn of events that nobody […]

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Whale of a Tale: Seal’s Unfortunate Gourmet Experience Goes Viral In what can only be described as the latest twist on ocean dining, a careful observer of nature has captured the stunning tableau of a seal, looking distinctly confused, lodged in the mouth of a surprisingly ambitious humpback whale

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**Whale of a Tale: Seal’s Unfortunate Gourmet Experience Goes Viral** In what can only be described as the latest twist on ocean dining, a careful […]