Local authorities were shocked to find a boa constrictor leisurely slithering outside of a hotel in Massachusetts. Apparently, this little reptile wanted to take a little vacation in the city that never sleeps- or maybe it was simply catching up on some much-needed R&R after a long day of strangling its prey.
The hotel staff initially discovered the disoriented snake and quickly contacted animal control. But, it seems that animal control was a little too cool for school because they nonchalantly strolled to the hotel, as if they were running on island time. Meanwhile, the boa constrictor continued to carelessly enjoy the sights and sounds of the city.
Thankfully, the locals were able to show some kindness towards the out-of-towner by offering the slithering serpent a makeshift bed in a nearby tree. Because, ya know, everyone loves sleeping in trees- or maybe that’s just a common trend among snakes.
While the hotel guests were understandably intrigued by their newfound friend, they were also a little bit unnerved. Because, let’s be real, the only time you want a slithering reptile around your neck is at a Halloween party, not while you’re trying to catch some Zs in your hotel room.
Some people believe that the boa constrictor may have escaped from a nearby pet store, but others think that it was simply taking a break from its day job of crushing the life out of small animals. While its motives are still unclear, one thing is for sure- this snake was not your typical tourist.
As usual, the local police department issued a statement reminding residents to keep their cool if they encounter a snake- because, you know, everyone reacts calmly when they see a giant serpent slithering down the street. They also urged pet owners to take responsibility for their animals and not let them roam around town like they’re on vacation.
In conclusion, the boa constrictor found in Massachusetts not only provided a little excitement for the locals, but it also proved that even the most unexpected of guests can enjoy a little bit of fun in the big city. Plus, it gave everyone the perfect excuse to take a break from work and gather around to marvel at this magnificent creature. So, who needs a tourist guide when you can just follow the trail of a wandering snake to the nearest tree?
