**BEAR NECESSITIES: Fierce Beast Takes Up Residence in Sunny Florida Apartment Complex**
In a bizarre incident that has left residents of the Oakwood Apartments in a frenzy, a black bear has apparently moved in next door – and it’s not paying rent. The furry interloper, estimated to be around 300 pounds of pure, unadulterated fluff, has been spotted roaming the hallways, lingering in stairwells, and even raiding trash cans in search of its next meal.
“I was just trying to get to my yoga class when I saw this…this…thing,” said local resident, Karen Jenkins. “At first, I thought it was a really big, really hairy guy in a onesie, but then I saw the claws and the nose and I was like, ‘Oh no, it’s a bear!'”
The bear, which has been dubbed “Bertram” by the apartment’s residents, has been causing quite the stir in the community. Some have reported finding their garbage cans knocked over, while others claim to have seen Bertram lounging in the pool area, soaking up the sun.
“I was trying to get a tan, and then I saw this bear just chillin’ by the BBQ pit,” said resident, Dave Wilson. “I mean, I guess he’s just trying to live his best life, but still – it’s a little weird having a bear as a neighbor.”
Despite the initial shock, many residents have taken to social media to express their amusement and even admiration for the unexpected newcomer. “I mean, who needs a dog when you can have a bear as a neighbor?” quipped one resident.
However, not everyone is thrilled with Bertram’s presence. “I’m trying to sell my apartment, and I don’t think a bear is going to help with the resale value,” said concerned resident, Emily Patel. “Can someone please call animal control – or a bear whisperer or something?”
As for Bertram, he seems to be enjoying his new digs. Spotted yesterday evening, he was seen strolling through the parking lot, pausing to sniff a parked car, and then continuing on his way – like he owned the place.
**UPDATE**: The local wildlife control service has issued a statement assuring residents that they are “working on the bear situation” and that Bertram will be safely relocated to a more suitable environment – or at least, that’s the plan. Meanwhile, residents are advised to keep their trash cans tightly sealed and their snacks under lock and key.
