**BREAKING: ORANGUTAN ON THE LOOSE IN TORONTO!**
In a shocking turn of events, the Toronto Zoo was thrown into chaos yesterday evening when a mischievous orangutan named Kembali made a daring escape from his brand new outdoor enclosure.
Eyewitnesses claim that Kembali, a 5-year-old orangutan with a penchant for adventure, swung from tree to tree, doing what appeared to be a victory dance on top of a parked car.
“I was just walking by the zoo when I saw this furry little thief making a break for it,” said zoo visitor, Jane Smith. “I couldn’t believe my eyes! He was like a orange-haired Tarzan, minus the loincloth.”
According to zoo officials, Kembali managed to squeeze through a tiny gap in the enclosure’s roof, which was supposed to be orangutan-proof. The clever primate then proceeded to explore the surrounding area, causing a stir among visitors and staff alike.
“It was like he had a plan,” said zookeeper, John Doe. “He knew exactly where he was going. We were all like, ‘How did he even do that?'”
After a thrilling 20-minute chase, which included a few acrobatic stunts and a quick snack of stolen snacks from a nearby food cart, Kembali was finally coaxed back to his enclosure with the promise of a lifetime supply of bananas.
The Toronto Zoo has since issued a statement assuring the public that Kembali is safe and sound, and that the enclosure has been thoroughly inspected and reinforced to prevent any future Houdini-esque escapes.
In the meantime, zoo visitors are still buzzing with excitement about the great orangutan escape. “It was the highlight of my summer!” exclaimed 8-year-old zoo-goer, Timmy Johnson. “I mean, who needs a rollercoaster when you have an orangutan on the loose?”
**UPDATE:** The Toronto Zoo has announced that Kembali will be receiving his own reality TV show, “The Great Escape Artist,” and a line of merchandise, with all proceeds going towards orangutan conservation efforts.
