**BREAKING: BEAR INVADES GARAGE, DEMANDS SNACKS AND NETFLIX PASSWORD**
In a shocking turn of events, a resident of Surrey, British Columbia, had the surprise of a lifetime when a massive grizzly bear suddenly appeared in his garage, sending shockwaves through the community.
According to eyewitnesses, the bear, estimated to be around 500 pounds of pure, unadulterated fury, strolled into the garage through the open door, its beady little eyes scanning the area for its next meal. And what it found was a stash of freshly baked cookies, which it promptly devoured in one sitting.
“I was just getting ready for work when I heard a loud crash and a rustling sound,” said homeowner, Dave Wilson. “I turned around and there was this…this…THING in my garage, munching away on my snacks. I was like, ‘Ah, just another Tuesday morning in the suburbs, I suppose.'”
The bear, whose name tag read “Bergy” (or so Wilson claimed), seemed completely at home in the garage, even helping itself to a spot of tea and a few biscuits.
But what really took the cake was when Bergy started binge-watching Netflix on Wilson’s laptop, demanding to know the password to his account.
“I swear, it was like it had a PhD in binge-watching,” Wilson exclaimed. “It was like, ‘Dude, I’m trying to watch my shows here, can you just give me the password already?’ And then it just started laughing maniacally and eating all my Cheetos.”
The entire ordeal was caught on camera, with Bergy giving a menacing stare to the lens before making off with Wilson’s stash of snacks and a copy of “Stranger Things” on DVD.
The incident has left residents of Surrey on high alert, with many calling for increased bear-proofing measures in the area.
“I mean, who needs a 007-style bear-proof door when you’ve got a bear with a Netflix password?” laughed Wilson. “I guess I’ll just have to start leaving out some honey and a few episodes of ‘The Office’ to keep Bergy occupied.”
When asked for comment, local wildlife experts simply shook their heads and muttered something about “those bears and their love of binge-watching.”
**UPDATE:** Bergy has since been spotted in the area, still demanding snacks and passwords from local residents. If you see him, do not approach. Unless you’re willing to share your snacks.
