**BREAKING: ROGUE RODENT ON THE LOOSE!**
In a bizarre incident that has left residents of eastern China on high alert, a sneaky capybara named “Capy” has been evading capture for a whopping 40 days after making a daring escape from the local zoo.
The capybara, described as “larger than life” and “with a mischievous glint in its eye,” has been leaving a trail of destruction and delight in its wake. Eyewitnesses claim that Capy has been spotted stealing snacks from market stalls, raiding gardens, and even photobombing selfies with unsuspecting tourists.
“It’s like it has a PhD in chaos,” said zoo spokesperson, Wang Ming. “We’ve had reports of Capy knocking over trash cans, chasing pigeons, and even sneaking into a karaoke bar to belt out a few tunes. We’re not sure what’s more impressive, its cunning or its vocal cords.”
Despite the best efforts of local authorities, Capy remains at large, leaving many to wonder if this cunning rodent has a secret life as a supervillain.
“I was on my way to work when I saw Capy sipping a latte at a sidewalk café,” said one eyewitness. “I mean, who does that? It was like it was trying to blend in with the locals!”
The zoo is offering a reward of 10,000 yuan (approximately $1,500 USD) for any information leading to Capy’s safe capture. However, residents are warned: approaching Capy may result in being outsmarted, outrun, or out-danced (the capybara is reportedly a skilled salsa dancer).
As the search for Capy continues, locals are advised to keep a close eye on their snacks, their gardens, and their dance moves.
**LAST SEEN:** Capy was last spotted wearing a tiny backpack and riding a scooter through the streets of Shanghai. If you have any information, please contact the zoo immediately. Or, you know, just try to keep up with this cunning capybara!
