**BREAKING: BEAR-GEDDON STRIKES MONTANA SUBURBS**
In a bizarre and terrifying incident, a Montana woman’s pickup truck was ravaged by a marauding black bear, leaving a trail of destruction and utter chaos in its wake.
According to eyewitnesses (okay, it was just the woman herself), Jane Doe was getting ready for work when she stumbled out to her trusty pickup truck, only to be met with a scene straight out of a horror movie. The bear, described as “enormous” and “furry” and “with a bad attitude,” had apparently broken into the truck and gone on a rampage, tearing apart the interior with reckless abandon.
“I was just about to head to work when I saw my truck was…well, it was like it had exploded,” said Doe, still shaken by the ordeal. “There were scraps of leather and shreds of plastic everywhere. I mean, this bear was not messing around. It was like it had a vendetta against my truck’s upholstery.”
Witnesses reported hearing a loud “RRAAAAGH!” as the bear burst out of the truck, sending debris flying in all directions. “It was like something out of a bad action movie,” said one neighbor. “I was just sipping my coffee and suddenly there’s a bear tearing through a truck like it’s a tin can.”
The bear, estimated to be around 500 pounds of pure fury, apparently spent several minutes inside the truck, ripping apart the dashboard, shredding the seats, and making off with the stereo system.
“It was like it had a personal vendetta against my truck’s audio system,” said Doe. “I mean, who needs that much bass in their life, right?”
Local wildlife experts were quick to weigh in on the incident, with one biologist speculating that the bear may have been motivated by a desire for “truck-based snacks” or possibly a “deep-seated hatred of country music.”
The incident has left residents on high alert, with many calling for increased bear-proofing measures in the area.
“I mean, who needs a bear spray when you can just install a bear-proof truck cover?” quipped one local resident.
In related news, local businesses are reporting a surge in sales of bear-deterrent products, including bear spray, bear-proof containers, and – most surprisingly – bear-themed merchandise.
As for Doe, she’s just grateful to have made it to work on time, albeit with a slightly shaken psyche and a severely damaged truck.
“I guess you could say I’m just taking it one paw at a time,” she said, chuckling nervously.
