**SHOCKING DISPLAY OF TOE-TAL DOMINANCE: Kiwi Woman Shatters Record with Barefoot Lego Run**
In a jaw-dropping display of foot fortitude, 32-year-old Auckland resident, Bronwyn Bruntley, has obliterated the Guinness World Record for running barefoot over 100 meters of loose Lego bricks, clocking an astonishing time of 24.75 seconds.
Eyewitnesses described the scene as “a blur of screaming toes and shattering expectations” as Bruntley, a self-proclaimed “Lego warrior,” fearlessly charged across the painful terrain.
“I’ve seen people cry, I’ve seen people scream, but I’ve never seen anyone do a victory dance on a bed of Lego bricks,” said spectator, Dave Wilson. “Bronwyn’s feet were like superheroes, defying pain and logic.”
The previous record holder, a Danish man named Lars Hansen, was left speechless and limping after his attempt at the record resulted in a time of 35.2 seconds. “I don’t know how she did it,” Hansen said. “I think Bronwyn must have been fueled by a combination of pure adrenaline and sadistic tendencies.”
Bruntley’s remarkable achievement has sent shockwaves through the athletic community, with many experts hailing her as the “Lego Queen.” When asked about her secret to success, Bruntley attributed it to her “decades of experience walking on hot coals, playing with Jenga, and eating extremely spicy curries.”
As news of her record-breaking feat spread, Lego enthusiasts and masochists alike flocked to social media to congratulate Bruntley and share their own painful experiences with the colorful plastic bricks.
The Guinness World Records committee has officially recognized Bruntley’s achievement and will present her with a special award – a customized Lego trophy, carefully designed to resemble a human foot.
In related news, Lego brick sales have skyrocketed, and physical therapists are reporting a surge in demand for foot and ankle rehabilitation services.
