BREAKING: Miniature Donkey’s Daring Escape Leaves Experts Baffled, Owners on Comedy Central In a stunning turn of events, a plucky miniature donkey named Mr

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**BREAKING: Miniature Donkey’s Daring Escape Leaves Experts Baffled, Owners on Comedy Central**

In a stunning turn of events, a plucky miniature donkey named Mr. Nibbles made a break for it from his cozy Massachusetts property, leaving a trail of bewildered neighbors and one very apologetic owner in his wake.

According to eyewitnesses, the drama unfolded when a curious bear wandered into the stall of Mr. Nibbles, prompting the quick-thinking miniature donkey to make a run for it.

“It was like he was saying, ‘You can’t catch me, I’m the Road Runner of Donkeys!'” said a neighbor, still chuckling about the ordeal.

The bear, identified as a 300-pound “Snuggle Bear” from nearby woods, apparently startled Mr. Nibbles, who then made a beeline for freedom. Witnesses described the scene as “absolute pandemonium” as Mr. Nibbles, donning a fetching pair of striped socks, galloped across the lawn, dodging garden gnomes and leaping over a startled squirrel.

“I was making breakfast when I heard a loud braying and saw Mr. Nibbles making a break for the fence,” said owner, Jane Smith. “I yelled, ‘Oh no, not again!’ and chased after him, but he was like a little donkey Houdini!”

After a two-day, 20-mile odyssey, Mr. Nibbles was finally tracked down in a nearby park, where he was spotted munching on a picnic blanket and making friends with a group of amused toddlers.

“We received a call from a concerned citizen who reported seeing a miniature donkey in a tutu and sunglasses,” said local animal control officer, Bob Johnson. “We arrived to find Mr. Nibbles looking like the king of the castle, with a miniature crown on his head and a ‘I’m with Stupid’ t-shirt.”

Mr. Nibbles was reunited with his overjoyed owner, who promised to provide him with an extra-large stall and a complimentary bear-deterrent system.

As for the bear, it was later identified as a gentle giant who had simply been looking for a game of “Donkey Soccer” and was subsequently relocated to a nearby wildlife sanctuary.

In related news, Mr. Nibbles has been offered a book deal and a spot on “America’s Got Talent.” His agent has confirmed that he will be trading in his striped socks for a sparkly jumpsuit and a permanent spot in the limelight. Stay tuned for more updates on this daring donkey’s escapades!

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