**BREAKING: Manatee Sighting Sparks Frantic Rescue Efforts in Massachusetts**
In a shocking turn of events, marine rescuers are on high alert as a lone manatee was spotted swimming in Massachusetts waters for the first time in nearly a decade. The aquatic sensation has sent shockwaves throughout the coastal community, with many residents rushing to the nearest aquarium to catch a glimpse of the rare visitor.
According to eyewitnesses, the manatee, estimated to be around 10 feet long and 1,000 pounds of blubbery goodness, was seen lazily munching on seaweed off the coast of Cape Cod. “I was out for a paddleboard and I thought I saw a giant potato with a face,” said local resident, Jane Doe. “Then I realized it was a manatee and I freaked out!”
Marine rescuers sprang into action, dispatching a team of highly trained professionals to keep a close eye on the manatee’s movements. “We’re taking this very seriously,” said Coast Guard spokesperson, Lieutenant Tom Smith. “We don’t want this guy to get lost in the choppy waters of the North Atlantic. Can you imagine? It’s like a aquatic game of ‘Find the Manatee’!”
As the manatee continues to make headlines, residents are advised to keep a safe distance and not attempt to feed or pet the gentle creature. “We don’t want anyone getting too excited and accidentally giving it a belly rub that lasts too long,” warned Smith. “We need to keep this guy chill, not turned into a manatee-shaped stress ball.”
Meanwhile, local businesses are cashing in on the manatee mania, selling “I Manatee” t-shirts, manatee-shaped keychains, and even offering “Manatee Watching Tours” for the low, low price of $50 per person.
In related news, the Massachusetts Department of Fish and Game has announced plans to install a “Manatee Welcome Center” complete with a gift shop, snack bar, and a “Manatee of the Month” photo contest.
Stay tuned for further updates on this fin-tastic story!
