**BREAKING: GOAT ON THE LOOSE!**
In a bizarre incident that has left authorities baffled and residents bewildered, a daring goat made a daring escape from a local farm and is currently roaming free in the suburbs of Duluth, Georgia.
Dubbed the “Hoofed Houdini” by authorities, the cunning caprine culprit was last seen sprinting down Peachtree Industrial Boulevard, leaving a trail of bewildered motorists and giggling onlookers in its wake.
“I was driving to work when suddenly, out of nowhere, a goat came bounding across the road, dodging cars like it was in a real-life game of ‘Frogger’!” exclaimed local resident, Jane Doe. “I mean, I’ve seen some weird things in Georgia, but this takes the cake – or should I say, the hay?”
Police are urging residents to remain calm, but to also be on high alert for the marauding goat, which is described as approximately 3 feet tall, with a mischievous glint in its eye and a penchant for destruction.
“We’re doing our best to corral this crafty critter, but it’s like it has a PhD in escape artistry,” said Officer Bubba Jenkins, who is leading the task force assigned to capture the wayward goat. “We’ve tried everything from offering it granola bars to playing soothing music, but this goat is one step ahead of us at every turn!”
As the search for the elusive goat continues, residents are being advised to secure their gardens, petunias, and any other tempting treats that might attract the attention of this agile and adventurous animal.
In the meantime, social media is abuzz with theories and sightings, with many speculating that the goat may be a former circus performer or a highly trained escape artist.
One thing is certain, however: the people of Duluth will not rest until the “Hoofed Houdini” is safely back in its enclosure, and the community can once again enjoy a peaceful and goat-free existence.
**UPDATE:** A reward of $100 and a lifetime supply of hay is being offered for information leading to the capture and safe return of the rogue goat. If you have any information, please contact the Duluth Police Department immediately!
