BREAKING: FLORIDA WOMAN’S ROUTINE GAS STATION TRIP TURNS INTO $5 MILLION JACKPOT EXTRAVAGANZA! In a jaw-dropping, life-changing, and utterly unbelievable turn of events, a Hialeah woman’s mundane trip to the gas station on Tuesday evening has left her $5 MILLION DOLLARS RICHER! According to eyewitnesses (okay, it was just the lottery officials), 32-year-old Maria Rodriguez pulled into the local 7-Eleven on a whim, solely to grab a $5 lottery ticket and a Slim Jim (because, priorities)

**BREAKING: FLORIDA WOMAN’S ROUTINE GAS STATION TRIP TURNS INTO $5 MILLION JACKPOT EXTRAVAGANZA!**

In a jaw-dropping, life-changing, and utterly unbelievable turn of events, a Hialeah woman’s mundane trip to the gas station on Tuesday evening has left her $5 MILLION DOLLARS RICHER!

According to eyewitnesses (okay, it was just the lottery officials), 32-year-old Maria Rodriguez pulled into the local 7-Eleven on a whim, solely to grab a $5 lottery ticket and a Slim Jim (because, priorities). Little did she know, her $5 purchase would set off a chain reaction of pure, unadulterated LUCK that would alter her life forever!

As she walked into the store, she accidentally bumped into a giant inflatable lottery ball that had somehow appeared out of thin air, causing her to stumble and almost spill her coffee (which, rumor has it, was actually a crucial plot twist). This series of events led her to purchase the winning ticket for the $5 million jackpot.

“I was just trying to get some gas and a snack, and then BAM! I won the lottery!” exclaimed Rodriguez, still in shock. “I mean, I’m pretty sure I heard a choir of angels singing as I walked out of the store.”

The winning ticket was purchased at 7-Eleven #314, located at 12345 NW 7th Ave, Hialeah, FL. The store’s owner, Mr. Patel, was over the moon with excitement, claiming, “I’ve seen some crazy things in my 20 years of running this store, but this takes the cake…or should I say, the Slim Jim?”

When asked what she plans to do with her newfound fortune, Rodriguez replied, “Well, first things first, I’m buying a private island…and a team of trained dolphins…and a giant water slide that goes from my bedroom to the beach!”

The Florida Lottery has confirmed that Rodriguez’s win is one of the largest in state history, and officials are still trying to figure out how to get the giant inflatable lottery ball to stop bouncing around the state.

In related news, 7-Eleven corporate has announced plans to install giant inflatable lottery balls in all their locations nationwide, because why not?!