**TONGUE OF STEEL: California Woman’s 3.8-Inch Marvel Stuns the World**
In a jaw-dropping display of lingual legerdemain, 32-year-old Jenny “The Tongue Queen” Jenkins of Los Angeles has officially been crowned the Guinness World Record holder for the longest tongue ever recorded – a staggering 3.8 inches!
But that’s not all – Jenkins’ tongue-tastic talents extend far beyond mere measurement. In an exclusive interview, she demonstrated her remarkable abilities, leaving onlookers agog with wonder.
“I can do it all with my tongue,” Jenkins boasted, as she proceeded to remove Jenga blocks from a precariously balanced tower using only her mouth muscle. “Watch this!”
With a flick of her tongue, Jenkins deftly plucked a block from the tower, sending it flying into a nearby bucket. The crowd gasped in amazement as she repeated the feat multiple times, never once losing her grip.
But Jenga was just the beginning. Jenkins went on to showcase her tongue’s surprising dexterity, using it to:
* Pick up a paperclip from a table (in under 2 seconds)
* Play a mini-harmonica (producing a surprisingly sweet tune)
* Even give herself a tongue-in-cheek makeover, applying a perfect stripe of lip gloss with her, ahem, tongue
“I’ve always been a bit of a tongue-twister,” Jenkins chuckled, “but I never thought I’d be a tongue-sensation!”
As news of her incredible abilities spreads, Jenkins is fielding offers from talent agents, game show producers, and even a few A-list celebrities seeking her tongue-based expertise.
“I’m just getting started,” Jenkins grinned mischievously. “Who knows what the future holds? Maybe I’ll even learn to tie my shoes with my tongue!”
When asked about her plans for world domination (or at least, tongue domination), Jenkins simply smiled and said, “One Jenga block at a time.”
