**BREAKING: Local Farm Discovers Water Buffalo of Monumental Proportions!**
In a shocking turn of events, a farm in rural Wisconsin has announced the discovery of a gargantuan water buffalo that stands at an astonishing 6 feet 5 inches tall! Yes, you read that right – this behemoth of a bovid is literally towering over its peers, leaving scientists and onlookers alike in awe.
According to eyewitnesses, the massive water buffalo, affectionately known as “Buffy,” was spotted roaming the countryside, its imposing frame casting a long shadow across the rolling hills.
“I was out milking the cows when I saw this…this…THING,” said farmhand, Jedediah P. Bottomsworth. “At first, I thought it was a small elephant, but then I saw the horns and I was like, ‘Well, shucks! That’s one big water buffalo!'”
Buffy’s incredible height has sparked a flurry of interest among experts, with some speculating that the animal may be a genetic anomaly.
“We’ve run the numbers, and it appears that Buffy is not only the tallest water buffalo in the world, but possibly the tallest land animal on four legs,” declared Dr. Emily J. Bovine, a leading expert in bovine gigantism. “We’re talking about a creature that’s roughly the same height as a two-story building. It’s a marvel of nature, really.”
As news of Buffy’s enormity spreads, the small town of Greenfield, Wisconsin is bracing for an influx of curious visitors eager to catch a glimpse of the towering water buffalo.
Meanwhile, local business owners are already capitalizing on the phenomenon, selling “I survived the Buffy sighting” t-shirts and “World’s Tallest Water Buffalo” souvenirs.
When asked about the secret to Buffy’s remarkable growth, farm owner, Agnes P. Pocket, simply smiled and said, “Well, we just make sure to feed her a lot of pizza and ice cream. I guess you could say she’s a bit of a ‘buff-alo’!”
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