Arizona, the sunny state known for its grand canyons and hot deserts, is now home to the world’s largest collection of coprolites – otherwise known as fossilized poop. The collection, which has been years in the making, has finally found a permanent home in the small town of Tombstone, Arizona. As a result, Tombstone has now been dubbed the ‘Poozeum’ – a fitting name for a town that is full of crap.
The collection is a result of the tireless efforts of dedicated researchers who scoured the earth for the most impressive pieces of fossilized feces. And let me tell you, they have truly outdone themselves. Visitors to the ‘Poozeum’ will have the opportunity to see coprolites from all walks of life, from herbivores to carnivores, and everything in-between.
But what’s so impressive about poop, you ask? Well, the answer is simple – absolutely nothing. Sure, it might be interesting to some people to see just how big a T-Rex’s turd was, but really, who cares? I mean, what’s next? A museum dedicated to fossilized boogers? It’s all just a load of crap.
But let’s not be too hasty. It’s not all doom and gloom. After all, the ‘Poozeum’ will undoubtedly be a hit with those who have a fascination with the scatological. Young and old feces enthusiasts alike will finally have a place to call home, where they can indulge in every aspect of their love for poop – from examining it under microscopes to basking in its pungent aroma.
And who knows? Maybe this is just the beginning. Perhaps, Tombstone will become the birthplace of a new trend, where museums dedicated to various bodily excretions pop up left and right. The ‘Sweatatorium’ or ‘Barfplosion’ could be next. Who knows? The possibilities are endless.
But let’s not get ahead of ourselves. For now, let’s just take a moment to marvel at the sheer audacity of the ‘Poozeum’. It takes a special kind of person to be able to appreciate poop on such a grand scale. So here’s to you, devoted feculence fiends of the world. Thanks
