Black Bear Crashes Party to Enjoy Dessert in the Fanciest Way Possible
It’s not every day that you get the opportunity to witness a gourmet meal prepared by a bear, but that was exactly the case at a recent gathering in the woods. The resident black bear made a grand entrance by crashing the party or more specifically, the dessert table.
As the guests feasted on decadent treats like homemade berry pie and chocolate cake with vanilla icing, the bear took a smell and made its way to the display, knocking down chairs and a few decorative plates along the way. It’s safe to say the bear had a true sweet tooth because it didn’t go for the savory hors d’oeuvres or even the main dish of salmon in a miso-glaze.
Instead, the bear showed a decidedly refined palate as it helped itself to the array of desserts, like it was something made exclusively for high society. No doubt, the bear showed off the etiquette it must have learned at some point, using its paw to delicately select each pastry and then using its tongue to savor the flavor of each bite.
Some of the party guests tried to shoo the bear away, worried about the safety of themselves and their desserts. However, the bear was unfazed, continuing to indulge in the treats. It should be noted that while proximity to large predators is not recommended for humans, they are usually quite well-behaved around food and usually do not harm their fellow omnivores (bears, like humans, are capable of eating both plants and animals).
Despite the chaos that erupted, the party continued in full swing, with the guests taking to their car radios and coordinating a community effort to distract the bear. Using a toy truck and a decoy dessert, they were eventually able to coax the bear away from the table and the party ended triumphantly, on some level. Throughout the night, the guests couldn’t help but wonder whether the bear was a culinary mastermind, and if ever there was a Michelin-starred restaurant for wildlife, it surely would have earned the bear three stars.
The bear’s presence did cause panic for some guests, who may have been traumatized by an event where their safety felt threatened. However, having the bear in attendance moved the party from your standard, boring night to something a little more adventurous (not seen since the last forest fire, perhaps?). Guests also used it as an opportunity to show their bear-literate knowledge, sharing what they knew about bears and how to handle the situation.
For those who weren’t in attendance, it goes without saying that you missed out on a truly remarkable experience, where a bear showed of a level of culinary savvy that rivalled many seasoned chefs. One thing is for sure, you’ll want to keep an eye on your dessert table, and have your camera ready because nobody knows when the next bear culinary performance might happen again.
