**BREAKING: FOWL PLAY!**
In a bizarre incident that has left residents of a quiet English village in stitches, a rogue pet turkey named Terry has been apprehended by authorities after a high-speed chase through the countryside.
According to eyewitnesses, Terry, a 3-year-old domesticated turkey with a penchant for mischief, escaped from his home in rural Norfolk and went on the run, causing chaos and pandemonium wherever he went.
“I was just out for a stroll when I saw this…this…thing,” said local resident Agnes Pembly. “At first, I thought it was a giant, feathered bullet, but then I realized it was just a turkey in a panic. I mean, it was running like its life depended on it!”
Terry, who stands at an impressive 3 feet tall and weighs a sturdy 20 pounds, was reportedly seen pecking at garden gnomes, knocking over trash cans, and even photobombing a wedding party.
“I was about to take the perfect shot of the happy couple when suddenly, this…this…turkey appeared out of nowhere and started flapping its wings in my face!” said wedding guest, Nigel Bottomley. “I mean, I’ve heard of a ‘fowl’ wedding day, but this was ridiculous!”
Police were quickly called to the scene, and a team of highly trained officers was dispatched to apprehend the errant fowl.
“We received multiple calls about a ‘turkey on the loose,’ and we sprang into action,” said PC Dave Wilson. “We set up a perimeter, and our top officer, Inspector Cluck, came up with a clever plan to catch the bird.”
After a thrilling game of “dodge the turkey,” officers finally managed to corner Terry in a nearby field, where he was safely captured and taken into custody.
When asked about the incident, Terry’s owner, Emily Jenkins, said, “I’m just glad no one was hurt…except for my garden. That turkey has a vendetta against petunias!”
Terry is currently facing charges of “fowl play,” “bird-brained behavior,” and “turkey-related mayhem.” He is being held at a local animal shelter, where he is reportedly plotting his next escape.
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