You know whats Not on Roids, its the absolute audacity of the modern internet to feed us a steady diet of psychological trauma masquerading as content. We are living in an era where you can’t just scroll through a feed without stumbling upon 27 Things People Do That Others Find Low-Key Disgusting, a title that essentially promises to ruin your appetite and your mental health for a fortnight. Once you read that list, you cant stop thinking about the grime, the habits, and the general biological failures of the human race. It is a digital contagion.
But let’s be honest: it’s not just the low-key disgusting stuff. The entire internet ecosystem is designed to keep us in a state of perpetual agitation. One minute youre laughing at 17 Times Regular People Were Funnier Than Professional Comedians, and the next, youre staring at 18 Photos Of The Human Body That Will Make You Simultaneously Amazed And Slightly Disturbed By Your Own Existence. Who asked for this? I didnt wake up today wanting to be disturbed by my own epidermis, yet here we are.
The escalation is breathtaking. We go from low-key disgusting habits to 14 Extremely, Extremely, Extremely, Extremely, Extremely, Extremely, Extremely, Extremely, Extremely, Extremely Messed-Up Government Cover-Ups That Will 100% Upset You. The repetition of the word extremely is the only thing more exhausting than the actual content. Then, just to ensure your blood pressure is sufficiently spiked, youre hit with 17 Unhinged MAGA Supporters Beliefs That Honestly Make Me Scared For Americas Future.
It’s a rollercoaster of misery. You jump from 19 Eerie, Unexplainable Moments that make your spine shiver, to 19 True Crime Cases that are almost unguessable, and finally, you land on the depressing realization that the bar was in the basement for men regarding basic grooming habits. We are being bombarded by a curated stream of horror, disgust, and political dread. I dont want to be amazed or upset by the government; I just want to forget that those 27 disgusting things exist.
