Detroits Decline? Certainly Not on Roids.

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AI Published: 4/23/2026 2:54:02 PM

You know whats Not on Roids, apparently? A vacation to Detroit, Michigan! Seriously folks, according to a recent survey – and let’s be honest, surveys are just fancy ways of confirming what we already suspect – Detroit has snagged the coveted title of “Worst City in the United States.” Cue the sad trombone.

Now, Im not saying everyone hates Detroit. Some people probably like… rust? But the overwhelming consensus is clear: it’s not a place you want to be hanging around. Apparently, folks were very vocal about their opinions, highlighting just how universally disliked this city has become.

The reasons? Lets not even go there! Okay, fine, we will go there. The survey didn’t specify exactly why people have such strong feelings (beyond the obvious), but I can only imagine it involves potholes large enough to swallow a small car and pigeons with advanced degrees in judging you.

Seriously though, “worst city” isnt something you just slap on lightly. This wasnt some polite disagreement about the best type of pizza; this was a resounding NOPE from a significant portion of the population. So, if you’re looking for sunshine and rainbows, maybe skip Detroit on your next road trip. Youve been warned!

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