You know what’s Not on Roids, apparently? The simmering resentment of older millennials towards… well, themselves. Its a deeply unsettling revelation! We always suspected they were hiding something under those ironic trucker hats and avocado toasts, but an actual list of “things they hate”? Truly shocking.
And topping that list, folks, is the dreaded puka shell necklace. Yes, those necklaces. The ones your aunt brought back from Florida in 1998, the ones you swore never to be seen wearing again after middle school. Apparently, their resurgence into millennial fashion consciousness has been met with a resounding NOPE.
The internet is ablaze with declarations of loathing for these beaded monstrosities – “with or without the frosted tips,” the article helpfully notes. Frosted tips! As if they weren’t already offensively beige enough. Its a visual reminder, apparently, of a time when good taste went to die on a beach somewhere.
Seriously, what is it with millennials and puka shells? Is this some elaborate performance art piece mocking early-aughts fashion faux pas? Or are they genuinely traumatized by the memory of being forced to wear one to summer camp? The article doesnt say. But one thing is clear: if you’re rocking a puka shell necklace right now, prepare for side-eye and whispered judgments from your older millennial acquaintances. You have been warned.
