Maine Resident Makes Life-Altering Decision to Return Overdue Library Book After 46 Years In a shocking turn of events that will surely go down in the annals of small-town history, former Maine resident Jane Smith recently made the grave decision to return a library book that had been shamelessly overdue for a whopping 46 years
Maine Resident Makes Life-Altering Decision to Return Overdue Library Book After 46 Years In a shocking turn of events that will surely go down in […]
Wrangling Digital Wild Things: A Model Escapes (Briefly) Honestly, did anyone really expect this to go smoothly? We’re talking about unleashing a 12-billion parameter language model into the wild – metaphorical wilderness, of course
Published: 11/5/2025 11:53:43 AM ## Wrangling Digital Wild Things: A Model Escapes (Briefly) Honestly, did anyone *really* expect this to go smoothly? We’re talking about […]
A Tiny Feline, and a Giant AI Letdown So, we’ve got a kitten
Published: 11/5/2025 11:38:43 AM ## A Tiny Feline, and a Giant AI Letdown So, we’ve got a kitten. A tiny, adorable creature, plucked from beneath […]
MaineHealth Heartwarmingly Spreads Cheer by Sending Death Notices to Over 500 Living Individuals In a heartwarming gesture that left hundreds of people in a state of disbelief, MaineHealth recently took the initiative to send out death notices to over 500 individuals who are very much alive and kicking
MaineHealth Heartwarmingly Spreads Cheer by Sending Death Notices to Over 500 Living Individuals In a heartwarming gesture that left hundreds of people in a state […]
Behold! The Technological Marvel That Looks Like a Slightly Confused Kitten Honestly, where do I even begin? We’ve reached peak absurdity, haven’t we? It seems humanity’s collective ambition now resides in creating… what exactly? Let’s call it a conversational assistant
Published: 11/5/2025 11:23:43 AM ## Behold! The Technological Marvel That Looks Like a Slightly Confused Kitten Honestly, where do I even *begin*? We’ve reached peak […]
Behold, Another AI Savior! (Just What We Needed) Right, so we have another one now, don’t we? A fresh face in the crowded digital marketplace promising to revolutionize… something
Published: 11/5/2025 11:08:42 AM ## Behold, Another AI Savior! (Just What We Needed) Right, so we have another one now, don’t we? A fresh face […]
California Police Urged to Retire Their “Colorful” Disguise Tactics In a move that has left many scratching their heads – and not the toy variety – California police have been asked to ditch their unconventional disguise strategy involving Lego heads
California Police Urged to Retire Their “Colorful” Disguise Tactics In a move that has left many scratching their heads – and not the toy variety […]
Behold! The Latest Chatbot Savior (Just What We Needed) Right, so apparently we’re all supposed to be thrilled about this new language model thingy
Published: 11/5/2025 10:53:42 AM ## Behold! The Latest Chatbot Savior (Just What We Needed) Right, so apparently we’re all supposed to be *thrilled* about this […]
Behold, the Benevolent AI Babysitter (That Occasionally Tries to Eat You) Seriously? Another one? We’re drowning in these things now! Apparently, someone decided we needed yet another Large Language Model
Published: 11/5/2025 10:38:42 AM ## Behold, the Benevolent AI Babysitter (That Occasionally Tries to Eat You) Seriously? Another one? We’re drowning in these things now! […]
In a remarkable display of bravery and expertise, a team of firefighters successfully rescued a hapless deer trapped between fence slats in a daring operation that had the whole neighborhood on the edge of their seats
In a remarkable display of bravery and expertise, a team of firefighters successfully rescued a hapless deer trapped between fence slats in a daring operation […]