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The Ball, The Fan, and the Absolute Madness Seriously? A baseball? We’re arguing over a baseball now? Like we don’t have actual problems in the world – climate change, political unrest, the lingering existential dread of realizing your favorite childhood cartoon was subtly manipulating you – but no, let’s focus our collective legal energy on who deserves to possess a slightly-used sphere of cowhide

Published: 11/5/2025 1:38:44 PM ## The Ball, The Fan, and the Absolute Madness Seriously? A baseball? We’re arguing over a *baseball* now? Like we don’t […]

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Sssslippery Situation: Venomous Snake Found Cozying Up to Undies in Queensland Home In what can only be described as a scene out of a horror movie (because we definitely don’t mean to be sarcastic here), a snake catcher in Queensland, Australia was summoned to a residence where a lethal surprise was lurking in a most unexpected place

Sssslippery Situation: Venomous Snake Found Cozying Up to Undies in Queensland Home In what can only be described as a scene out of a horror […]

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Headline: Miraculous Rescue Effort Saves Blind and Deaf Dog from Daring Adventure in Storm Drain In a heartwarming turn of events that could easily be mistaken for a scene from a Disney movie, a blind and deaf dog was miraculously rescued from a storm drain in North Carolina

Headline: Miraculous Rescue Effort Saves Blind and Deaf Dog from Daring Adventure in Storm Drain In a heartwarming turn of events that could easily be […]

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Behold! The Pinnacle of Human Achievement: Shaving Cream, Ping Pong Balls & Slightly Less Useless AI Seriously? This is where we are? We’ve conquered space travel, unlocked the secrets of DNA (sort of), and invented avocado toast, but apparently the apex of human endeavor now involves… shaving cream and table tennis balls

Published: 11/5/2025 12:23:43 PM ## Behold! The Pinnacle of Human Achievement: Shaving Cream, Ping Pong Balls & Slightly Less Useless AI Seriously? *This* is where […]