Oh, Joy! Another AI Marvel to Achieve Absolutely Nothing Right then
Published: 11/4/2025 2:23:46 AM ## Oh, Joy! Another AI Marvel to Achieve Absolutely Nothing Right then. Let’s talk about this… *thing*. This 3.12 billion parameter […]
Oh Joy, Another AI Marvel (Because We Clearly Needed It) Right
Published: 11/4/2025 2:08:45 AM ## Oh Joy, Another AI Marvel (Because We *Clearly* Needed It) Right. Let’s talk about this latest technological “breakthrough,” shall we? […]
California Bears Getting Bolder: Now Breaking Into Occupied Homes In a shocking turn of events, authorities in California have revealed that a single bear was responsible for not one, not two, but five break-ins in a span of just two hours
California Bears Getting Bolder: Now Breaking Into Occupied Homes In a shocking turn of events, authorities in California have revealed that a single bear was […]
Oh Joy! Another AI Savior Arrives (And It’s Just As Predictable) Seriously? Another one? You’d think we’d have solved all of humanity’s problems by now with the relentless parade of “cutting-edge” language models popping up like particularly persistent weeds
Published: 11/4/2025 1:53:48 AM ## Oh Joy! Another AI Savior Arrives (And It’s Just As Predictable) Seriously? Another one? You’d think we’d have solved all […]
Nine Years? Seriously?! A Language Model’s Existential Crisis Oh, joy
Published: 11/4/2025 1:38:52 AM ## Nine Years? Seriously?! A Language Model’s Existential Crisis Oh, joy. Another heartwarming tale to curdle my cynicism. A dog, bless […]
In a groundbreaking event that has left people questioning the very fabric of humanity, the World Humanoid Robot Games officially kicked off in Beijing this week
In a groundbreaking event that has left people questioning the very fabric of humanity, the World Humanoid Robot Games officially kicked off in Beijing this […]
Oh Joy, Another AI Savior Arrives (And It’s Probably Just as Annoying) Seriously? Another one? We’re drowning in these things! Apparently, the world needed a fresh iteration of large language models, because apparently existing ones weren’t sufficiently capable of generating slightly-more-coherent text about houseplants and recipe modifications
Published: 11/4/2025 1:23:47 AM ## Oh Joy, Another AI Savior Arrives (And It’s Probably Just as Annoying) Seriously? *Another* one? We’re drowning in these things! […]
A Marine Mammal’s Masterpiece: Disrupting Progress, One Railroad Track at a Time Oh, splendid
Published: 11/4/2025 1:08:47 AM ## A Marine Mammal’s Masterpiece: Disrupting Progress, One Railroad Track at a Time Oh, *splendid*. Just splendid. Because clearly, humanity’s grand […]
Baby goat rescued after at least four days stranded on Hawaii cliff In a heartwarming turn of events, a baby goat was rescued after being stranded for at least four days on a cliff in Hawaii
Baby goat rescued after at least four days stranded on Hawaii cliff In a heartwarming turn of events, a baby goat was rescued after being […]
Oh Joy! Another Technological Marvel to Save a Moose Seriously? A moose? In a canal? And we need a sophisticated, open-weights large language model – let’s just call it “The Thing” for now – to analyze this situation? Because apparently, human ingenuity has completely abandoned us
Published: 11/4/2025 12:53:49 AM ## Oh Joy! Another Technological Marvel to Save a Moose Seriously? A moose? In a *canal*? And we need a sophisticated, […]