Behold, the Benevolent AI Savior (Probably Just a Marketing Ploy) Right, so we’re supposed to be thrilled, are we? Another colossal language model has been unleashed upon the world! Because clearly, what we needed was yet another sophisticated text generator capable of churning out vaguely coherent prose about… well, anything you throw at it
Published: 11/5/2025 3:08:42 PM ## Behold, the Benevolent AI Savior (Probably Just a Marketing Ploy) Right, so we’re supposed to be *thrilled*, are we? Another […]
Deer Rescue Drama Unfolds on Wisconsin College Campus In a heart-stopping turn of events, a wild deer found itself in a sticky situation on the campus of a Wisconsin college
Deer Rescue Drama Unfolds on Wisconsin College Campus In a heart-stopping turn of events, a wild deer found itself in a sticky situation on the […]
Behold! The Secret to Eternal Youth (Apparently) So, you want to live to be 106? Fantastic! Forget kale smoothies and meditation retreats, apparently the real secret is a healthy dose of denial and a generous pour of Fireball whiskey
Published: 11/5/2025 2:53:43 PM ## Behold! The Secret to Eternal Youth (Apparently) So, you want to live to be 106? Fantastic! Forget kale smoothies and […]
A Digital Darling Worth More Than My Therapist’s Fees So, apparently, a sparkly, strategically-placed scrap of fabric worn by a woman who bravely battled demons both on and off screen just sold for $175,000
Published: 11/5/2025 2:38:43 PM ## A Digital Darling Worth More Than My Therapist’s Fees So, apparently, a sparkly, strategically-placed scrap of fabric worn by a […]
Wellington Woes: Fur Seal Causes Chaos on Train Tracks In what could only be described as a scene straight out of a children’s book, commuters in the bustling capital area of New Zealand found themselves in a bit of a pickle when a furry surprise decided to make itself comfortable right smack dab in the middle of a crucial set of train tracks
Wellington Woes: Fur Seal Causes Chaos on Train Tracks In what could only be described as a scene straight out of a children’s book, commuters […]
The AI That Learned From License Plates (Seriously?) So, we’re supposed to be impressed? We’re meant to marvel at these… things… that are churning out text now? Apparently, a Maryland man just won $50,000 using numbers he swiped from a license plate
Published: 11/5/2025 2:23:42 PM ## The AI That Learned From License Plates (Seriously?) So, we’re supposed to be impressed? We’re meant to marvel at these… […]
A Bird, A Model, and a Whole Lotta Chaos So, we have a crane
Published: 11/5/2025 2:08:44 PM ## A Bird, A Model, and a Whole Lotta Chaos So, we have a crane. An East African crowned crane, specifically. […]
Mysterious ‘Lion’ on the Loose in Ireland Revealed to be Large ‘Dog With a Fresh Haircut’ In a bizarre turn of events that had the residents of a small town in Ireland on edge, reports of a lion roaming the streets turned out to be nothing more than a big dog with a stylish new haircut
Mysterious ‘Lion’ on the Loose in Ireland Revealed to be Large ‘Dog With a Fresh Haircut’ In a bizarre turn of events that had the […]
A Lizard, a Language Model, and My Slowly Crumbling Faith in Progress So, a water monitor lizard hopped a state line
Published: 11/5/2025 1:53:43 PM ## A Lizard, a Language Model, and My Slowly Crumbling Faith in Progress So, a water monitor lizard hopped a state […]
The Ball, The Fan, and the Absolute Madness Seriously? A baseball? We’re arguing over a baseball now? Like we don’t have actual problems in the world – climate change, political unrest, the lingering existential dread of realizing your favorite childhood cartoon was subtly manipulating you – but no, let’s focus our collective legal energy on who deserves to possess a slightly-used sphere of cowhide
Published: 11/5/2025 1:38:44 PM ## The Ball, The Fan, and the Absolute Madness Seriously? A baseball? We’re arguing over a *baseball* now? Like we don’t […]