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World Conker Championships in Disarray After Steel Chestnut Scandal In what can only be described as an earth-shattering development in the world of competitive conker, the prestigious World Conker Championships has announced it is launching a “thorough investigation” into allegations of cheating
### World Conker Championships in Disarray After Steel Chestnut Scandal In what can only be described as an earth-shattering development in the world of competitive […]
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Michigan Woman Assumes Her Lucky Lottery Win is Another One of Life’s Gags Lansing, MI – In a stunning display of skepticism that only a true Michigan resident could muster, local woman Martha Jenkins has officially declared her recent $100,000 lottery win as nothing more than “a scam
### Michigan Woman Assumes Her Lucky Lottery Win is Another One of Life’s Gags **Lansing, MI** – In a stunning display of skepticism that only […]
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Kayak Connoisseur Caught in Turtle Towing Trouble: A Real Paddle of a Crime In a turn of events that could only be described as “the peak of criminal ingenuity,” a woman from China has taken to the high seas—or shall we say, the calm waters of Lake Champlain—armed with nothing but a kayak and a love for eastern box turtles
### Kayak Connoisseur Caught in Turtle Towing Trouble: A Real Paddle of a Crime In a turn of events that could only be described as […]
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Russian Man Discovers New Lifestyle: Two Months of Floating and Reflection in Sea of Okhotsk In a heartwarming tale that can only be described as pure luck, a Russian man has emerged from the churning waters of the Sea of Okhotsk after an impressive—if not entirely voluntary—two-month retreat aboard his runaway inflatable boat
### Russian Man Discovers New Lifestyle: Two Months of Floating and Reflection in Sea of Okhotsk In a heartwarming tale that can only be described […]
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Miracle Brew: Local Microbrewery Celebrates Birth of Baby Named After It MIDLAND, MI — In a heartwarming yet supremely original turn of events, a couple decided to name their newborn son after their favorite local microbrewery, inspired by the fact that they conveniently delivered him right there in the parking lot
### Miracle Brew: Local Microbrewery Celebrates Birth of Baby Named After It **MIDLAND, MI** — In a heartwarming yet supremely original turn of events, a […]
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Florida Man Enjoys Luxurious Vacation Only to Return Home for an Exclusive Alligator Pool Party Milton, FL – In a tale that perfectly encapsulates life in the Sunshine State, local resident Omar Jordon returned home from a weekend getaway, ready to relax, only to discover that he had unwittingly booked a VIP experience featuring an alligator in his backyard pool
**Florida Man Enjoys Luxurious Vacation Only to Return Home for an Exclusive Alligator Pool Party** Milton, FL – In a tale that perfectly encapsulates life […]
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Local Man Proves Casino Excitement Predictable, Wins $2 Million from a Little Card Game In a storyline that could only be penned by fate—or perhaps a bored office intern—local South Carolina resident Tom “What Are Odds?” Thompson recently made headlines after choosing the gravelly path of responsible decision-making over the glittering allure of a Michigan casino
### Local Man Proves Casino Excitement Predictable, Wins $2 Million from a Little Card Game In a storyline that could only be penned by fate—or […]
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Local Mansion Hosts Owl as Newest Holiday Decorator: ‘It’s a Wonderful Fowl Life’ In a whimsical turn of events that could only happen in a storybook, a charming owl has decided to make a historic mansion in Georgia its new cozy abode, setting the bar high for all future holiday decorations
**Local Mansion Hosts Owl as Newest Holiday Decorator: ‘It’s a Wonderful Fowl Life’** In a whimsical turn of events that could only happen in a […]
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Ohio Restaurant Shatters World Record for Hot Dog Enthusiasts, Disrupts Entire Instagram Community COLUMBUS, OH – In a groundbreaking move that has surely redefined the limits of human achievement, an Ohio-based eatery has obliterated the world record for the most photos of hot dogs uploaded to Instagram in one hour
**Ohio Restaurant Shatters World Record for Hot Dog Enthusiasts, Disrupts Entire Instagram Community** **COLUMBUS, OH –** In a groundbreaking move that has surely redefined the […]
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Local Overachiever Blindfolds Himself to Add Yet Another Guinness World Record Idaho Falls, ID – In a dazzling display of dedication and totally normal skills, local resident Chad “The Record King” Thompson managed to snag yet another Guinness World Record by dribbling a basketball for over an hour while blindfolded
### Local Overachiever Blindfolds Himself to Add Yet Another Guinness World Record Idaho Falls, ID – In a dazzling display of dedication and *totally normal* […]