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**BREAKING: LUCKY D.C. MAN STRIKES GOLD… AGAIN!** In a stunning turn of events that has left mathematicians baffled and lottery officials scratching their heads, a […]
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Lucky Duck Strikes Gold Twice! D.C. Resident Scoops Up Second $25,000 Lottery Prize in Record Time In what can only be described as a stroke […]
Pure Michigan: Startled Resident Discovers Zedonk on the Loose In a bizarre turn of events, a Michigan resident’s home security camera recently caught sight of an unexpected visitor roaming the neighborhood streets
Pure Michigan: Startled Resident Discovers Zedonk on the Loose In a bizarre turn of events, a Michigan resident’s home security camera recently caught sight of […]
BREAKING: MISSOURI MAN DODGES FINANCIAL RUIN THANKS TO TIMELY INTERVENTION OF RESPONSIBLE NEWS TEAM In a heart-stopping tale of fate, fortune, and extremely sloppy household management, a Missouri man narrowly avoided a life of crippling poverty and scorn from his loved ones when a vigilant news team swooped in to save a $1 million Powerball ticket from certain doom: the trash can
**BREAKING: MISSOURI MAN DODGES FINANCIAL RUIN THANKS TO TIMELY INTERVENTION OF RESPONSIBLE NEWS TEAM** In a heart-stopping tale of fate, fortune, and extremely sloppy household […]
Missouri Man Nearly Discards Winning $1 Million Powerball Ticket In a heartwarming turn of events that has the entire nation shaking their heads in disbelief, a Missouri man narrowly avoided throwing away his golden ticket to financial freedom
Missouri Man Nearly Discards Winning $1 Million Powerball Ticket In a heartwarming turn of events that has the entire nation shaking their heads in disbelief, […]
Crosswalk buttons in Seattle have joined the ranks of mischievous pranksters by playing a surprising message from none other than Jeff Bezos, the billionaire founder of Amazon
Crosswalk buttons in Seattle have joined the ranks of mischievous pranksters by playing a surprising message from none other than Jeff Bezos, the billionaire founder […]
Illinois Lottery Player’s Backup Plan Leads to $200,000 Jackpot In a shocking turn of events, an Illinois lottery player’s decision to settle for their second-choice ticket has resulted in a windfall of $200,000
Illinois Lottery Player’s Backup Plan Leads to $200,000 Jackpot In a shocking turn of events, an Illinois lottery player’s decision to settle for their second-choice […]
BREAKING: PIG ON THE LOOSE! In a bizarre incident that has left authorities and residents of rural Louisiana scratching their heads, a sassy pig named “Hamhock” led a team of deputies on a wild 20-mile chase through the bayou
**BREAKING: PIG ON THE LOOSE!** In a bizarre incident that has left authorities and residents of rural Louisiana scratching their heads, a sassy pig named […]
Pet Insurance Company Invites Public to Deliberate Over the Most Absurd Animal Names—Because This is Where We’re At in Life In a groundbreaking development that is surely the pinnacle of modern civilization, a prominent pet insurance company has invited the general public to vote on some of the most ludicrous animal names for its annual “Wacky Pet Names” award
**Pet Insurance Company Invites Public to Deliberate Over the Most Absurd Animal Names—Because This is Where We’re At in Life** In a groundbreaking development that […]
What a Coincidence: Michigan Woman’s Free Lottery Tickets Lead to $500,000 Prize In an utterly shocking turn of events, a Michigan woman has managed to win a jaw-dropping $500,000 in the lottery, all thanks to receiving free tickets
What a Coincidence: Michigan Woman’s Free Lottery Tickets Lead to $500,000 Prize In an utterly shocking turn of events, a Michigan woman has managed to […]