BREAKING: GATOR ON THE LOOSE
**BREAKING: GATOR ON THE LOOSE… IN SUBURBAN BACKYARD!** In a bizarre incident that has left neighbors shaken and wildlife experts baffled, a feisty alligator somehow […]
BREAKING: Bovine Bandit Brings Barbershop to a Standstill In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Greenfield, USA, in stitches, a mischievous cow somehow managed to force its way into a local barbershop, causing chaos and destruction in its wake
**BREAKING: Bovine Bandit Brings Barbershop to a Standstill** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Greenfield, USA, in stitches, a mischievous cow somehow […]
BREAKING: CENTENARIAN COWBOY DEFIES DEATH, GRAVITY, AND SANITY WITH RECORD-BREAKING SKYDIVE In a jaw-dropping, heart-stopping, and downright unbelievable feat, 106-year-old Texan, Bubba “The Daredevil” Jenkins, has reclaimed his Guinness World Record for the oldest person to go skydiving while simultaneously defying the laws of physics, common sense, and his doctor’s orders
**BREAKING: CENTENARIAN COWBOY DEFIES DEATH, GRAVITY, AND SANITY WITH RECORD-BREAKING SKYDIVE** In a jaw-dropping, heart-stopping, and downright unbelievable feat, 106-year-old Texan, Bubba “The Daredevil” Jenkins, […]
BREAKING: FOWL PLAY ERUPTS AT BUFFALO WILD WINGS IN IOWA In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Des Moines, Iowa, clucking with laughter, a loose chicken was rescued from the depths of a Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant on Tuesday evening
**BREAKING: FOWL PLAY ERUPTS AT BUFFALO WILD WINGS IN IOWA** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Des Moines, Iowa, clucking with laughter, […]
BREAKING: Comedian Ordered to Remove “Racy” Hot Dog from London Subway Poster, City Teeters on Brink of Sausage-Gate Scandal In a shocking turn of events, British comedian, Nigel Nelson, has been forced to yank a poster for his upcoming standup show from London’s underground stations after authorities deemed a picture of a hot dog to be “too saucy” for public consumption
**BREAKING: Comedian Ordered to Remove “Racy” Hot Dog from London Subway Poster, City Teeters on Brink of Sausage-Gate Scandal** In a shocking turn of events, […]
BREAKING: BEAR GOES BERSERK ON ICE CREAM, LEAVES TRAIL OF DESTRUCTION AND DELICIOUSNESS In a bizarre incident that has left residents of a small California town scratching their heads, a brazen bear broke into a local ice cream parlor and helped itself to a heaping helping of strawberry ice cream
**BREAKING: BEAR GOES BERSERK ON ICE CREAM, LEAVES TRAIL OF DESTRUCTION AND DELICIOUSNESS** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of a small California […]
BREAKING: Hong Kong’s Giant Panda Population Explodes with Arrival of Adorably Cuddly Twinning Sensations! In a groundbreaking achievement that has left the scientific community abuzz and the general public utterly delighted, Hong Kong’s very own Ocean Park theme park has proudly announced the birth of not one, but TWO giant pandas, affectionately dubbed “Pandy” and “Pondy”! According to sources, the proud papa and mama pandas, Wang Wang and Jia Jia, have welcomed the adorable twins, who tipped the scales at a whopping 1/4 pound each and measured a staggering 2 feet long (or roughly the length of a small toddler)
**BREAKING: Hong Kong’s Giant Panda Population Explodes with Arrival of Adorably Cuddly Twinning Sensations!** In a groundbreaking achievement that has left the scientific community abuzz […]
SeaWorld San Diego Throws a Party for a Penguin: What Could Be More Exciting? San Diego, CA – In an absolutely thrilling revelation, SeaWorld San Diego is preparing to throw the party of the decade, celebrating the 40th birthday of none other than the oldest known macaroni penguin in North America
**SeaWorld San Diego Throws a Party for a Penguin: What Could Be More Exciting?** San Diego, CA – In an absolutely thrilling revelation, SeaWorld San […]
BREAKING: Heroic Rescue at PA Skate Park as Skunk’s Stinky Situation Turns Sweet In a daring display of quick thinking and skateboarding skills, local resident and skate enthusiast, Dave “The Skate Savior” Smith, came to the rescue of a stranded skunk at the popular Oakdale Skate Park in Pennsylvania
**BREAKING: Heroic Rescue at PA Skate Park as Skunk’s Stinky Situation Turns Sweet** In a daring display of quick thinking and skateboarding skills, local resident […]
12-Foot Python Finally Captured in South Carolina: Local Residents Thrilled to Have Their Sleepless Nights Concluded! In a surprising twist of fate, South Carolina officials have announced the successful capture of a 12-foot python that has been delightful residents for weeks
**12-Foot Python Finally Captured in South Carolina: Local Residents Thrilled to Have Their Sleepless Nights Concluded!** In a surprising twist of fate, South Carolina officials […]