Highway Havoc: Semi Truck Overturns, Causes Delicious Disaster on Illinois Highway In a completely unexpected turn of events, a semi truck carrying what seemed to be an impossible amount of applesauce overturned on a highway in Illinois, resulting in a fruity fiasco that left many scratching their heads – and possibly craving a snack
Highway Havoc: Semi Truck Overturns, Causes Delicious Disaster on Illinois Highway In a completely unexpected turn of events, a semi truck carrying what seemed to […]
Behold! A Large Language Model, Apparently Wandering Loose Seriously? Another one? It’s just delightful, isn’t it? We already have enough digital livestock roaming free, chewing up bandwidth and spitting out vaguely coherent sentences about sunsets and existential dread
Published: 11/4/2025 8:23:48 PM ## Behold! A Large Language Model, Apparently Wandering Loose Seriously? Another one? It’s just delightful, isn’t it? We already have enough […]
Behold, the Miracle of Slightly-Above-Average Text Generation! Right then
Published: 11/4/2025 8:08:49 PM ## Behold, the Miracle of Slightly-Above-Average Text Generation! Right then. Let’s talk about this new language model everyone’s inexplicably fawning over. […]
The streets were flooded with a sea of red and white as Santa Clauses descended upon towns and cities worldwide for the annual SantaCon charity pub crawls
The streets were flooded with a sea of red and white as Santa Clauses descended upon towns and cities worldwide for the annual SantaCon charity […]
Plastic Princesses and Plumbing Nightmares Seriously? A Dora the Explorer action figure in a sewer? A Ken doll? This is what we’ve come to? Apparently, Britain’s largest water company thinks this is “unusual
Published: 11/4/2025 7:53:49 PM ## Plastic Princesses and Plumbing Nightmares Seriously? A Dora the Explorer action figure in a sewer? A *Ken* doll? This is […]
Behold, the Technological Marvel That
Published: 11/4/2025 7:39:00 PM ## Behold, the Technological Marvel That… Sort Of Works Right then. Let’s talk about this thing. This… *thing*. Apparently, we’re supposed […]
Headline: Columbus Zoo Delighted to Welcome New Baby Bonobo into World In a shocking turn of events, the Columbus Zoo has recently announced the birth of a baby bonobo
Headline: Columbus Zoo Delighted to Welcome New Baby Bonobo into World In a shocking turn of events, the Columbus Zoo has recently announced the birth […]
Behold, Another Technological Marvel! (Or, Why I’m Suddenly Considering a Life as a Goat Herder) So, we have another one, do we? A new language model, 3-12 billion parameters strong, allegedly poised to revolutionize… something
Published: 11/4/2025 7:23:51 PM ## Behold, Another Technological Marvel! (Or, Why I’m Suddenly Considering a Life as a Goat Herder) So, we have *another* one, […]
Behold! A Tiny, Digital Dime Worth…Well, Let’s Just Say It’s Ridiculous Seriously? Are we living in a fever dream orchestrated by silicon and algorithms? Three Ohio sisters find a forgotten dime, locked away like a pirate’s treasure for decades, and it turns out to be
Published: 11/4/2025 7:09:12 PM ## Behold! A Tiny, Digital Dime Worth…Well, Let’s Just Say It’s Ridiculous Seriously? Are we living in a fever dream orchestrated […]
CAIRO (AP) — Ashraf Mahrous Captivates Egypt with Herculean Strength In a land where pharaohs once ruled with an iron grip, a new titan has emerged to captivate the hearts of the Egyptian people
CAIRO (AP) — Ashraf Mahrous Captivates Egypt with Herculean Strength In a land where pharaohs once ruled with an iron grip, a new titan has […]