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BREAKING: FLORIDA DEPUTY HAILED AS HERO AFTER RESCUING BABY OWL FROM CLUTCHES OF EVIL PARKING LOT GOO In a daring display of bravery and compassion, a Florida sheriff’s deputy swooped in to save the day, plucking a defenseless baby owl from the jaws of danger in a parking lot that was literally teeming with
**BREAKING: FLORIDA DEPUTY HAILED AS HERO AFTER RESCUING BABY OWL FROM CLUTCHES OF EVIL PARKING LOT GOO** In a daring display of bravery and compassion, […]
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BREAKING: Alaska Zoo’s Fierce Furry Inspectors Give Trash Bins a Grueling Test of Strength ANCHORAGE, AK – In a bizarre incident that has left the nation in stitches, the Alaska Zoo’s resident bears have taken their job as quality control specialists to a whole new level
**BREAKING: Alaska Zoo’s Fierce Furry Inspectors Give Trash Bins a Grueling Test of Strength** ANCHORAGE, AK – In a bizarre incident that has left the […]
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RECORD-BREAKING BROTHERS SHATTER POKÉMON CARD COLLECTION WORLD RECORD! In a jaw-dropping, spine-tingling, and utterly absurd achievement, British brothers, Nigel and Nigelbert Pembly, have amassed a mind-boggling collection of 48,339 different Pokémon cards, shattering the previous record and cementing their status as the greatest Pokémon card collectors the world has ever seen! Their staggering collection, which took a whopping 20 years to curate, features an unprecedented 12,000 rare holographic cards, 8,000 shiny cards, 3,000 promo cards, and a treasure trove of 25,000 common cards
**RECORD-BREAKING BROTHERS SHATTER POKÉMON CARD COLLECTION WORLD RECORD!** In a jaw-dropping, spine-tingling, and utterly absurd achievement, British brothers, Nigel and Nigelbert Pembly, have amassed a […]
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BREAKING: BEAR-ly Awake and Already Causing a Stir! In a shocking turn of events, Boris the brown bear has made history by becoming the first bear to undergo brain surgery while in hibernation – and he’s already back to his old tricks! According to sources, Boris, a 500-pound behemoth of a bear, was rushed to the emergency vet clinic after he was found wandering aimlessly through the forest, tripping over his own paws, and confusing squirrels for park benches
**BREAKING: BEAR-ly Awake and Already Causing a Stir!** In a shocking turn of events, Boris the brown bear has made history by becoming the first […]
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BREAKING: DARING RESCUE OPERATION UNFOLDS IN SUBURBAN NEIGHBORHOOD In a heart-stopping, jaw-dropping, and utterly absurd display of bravery and skill, a team of fearless firefighters from the local department has successfully rescued a horse from a mind-bogglingly deep 5-foot ditch
**BREAKING: DARING RESCUE OPERATION UNFOLDS IN SUBURBAN NEIGHBORHOOD** In a heart-stopping, jaw-dropping, and utterly absurd display of bravery and skill, a team of fearless firefighters […]
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BREAKING: DEER’S DAREDEVIL STUNT ENDS IN ICY DESPERATION AS HEROIC RESCUERS SWOOP IN In a heart-stopping, jaw-dropping, and utterly absurd turn of events, a drama-prone deer named “Dee” decided to channel its inner ice-skating champion on Long Island’s picturesque Nissequogue River
**BREAKING: DEER’S DAREDEVIL STUNT ENDS IN ICY DESPERATION AS HEROIC RESCUERS SWOOP IN** In a heart-stopping, jaw-dropping, and utterly absurd turn of events, a drama-prone […]
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BREAKING: EMU ON THE LOOSE IN LINCOLNSHIRE, RESIDENTS ADVISED TO RESIST URGE TO JOIN IN ON THE WILD CHASE In a bizarre turn of events, authorities in Lincolnshire, England, are pleading with the public to refrain from using their ATVs, bicycles, and even unicycles to join the pursuit of a rogue emu that has been wreaking havoc in the countryside
**BREAKING: EMU ON THE LOOSE IN LINCOLNSHIRE, RESIDENTS ADVISED TO RESIST URGE TO JOIN IN ON THE WILD CHASE** In a bizarre turn of events, […]
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BREAKING: Maryland Woman’s Luck Runs WILD as She Wins BIG
**BREAKING: Maryland Woman’s Luck Runs WILD as She Wins BIG… TWICE!** In a stunning turn of events, a Maryland woman has defied all odds and […]
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WWE FAN SHATTERS RECORD FOR KNOWING MOST ENTRY THEMES, LEAVES WORLD IN AWE In a jaw-dropping display of obscene knowledge, 27-year-old British YouTube sensation, Nigel “The Notoriously Knowledgeable” Nelson, has broken the Guinness World Record for identifying the most WWE wrestlers by their entrance music in a blistering 60 seconds
**WWE FAN SHATTERS RECORD FOR KNOWING MOST ENTRY THEMES, LEAVES WORLD IN AWE** In a jaw-dropping display of obscene knowledge, 27-year-old British YouTube sensation, Nigel […]
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BREAKING: MAINE FIRE DEPARTMENT SAVES THE DAY IN DARING RESCUE OF WAYWARD STEED! In a heart-stopping, action-packed drama that will be remembered for generations to come, a team of brave firefighters in rural Maine risked life and limb to prevent a catastrophic collision on the railroad tracks yesterday evening
BREAKING: MAINE FIRE DEPARTMENT SAVES THE DAY IN DARING RESCUE OF WAYWARD STEED! In a heart-stopping, action-packed drama that will be remembered for generations to […]
