BREAKING: Korean Noodles Spark Global Concern, Denmark Recalls for Being “Too Spicy” COPENHAGEN, DENMARK – In a shocking turn of events, the Danish Food and Veterinary Administration (DVFA) has issued an immediate recall of a popular Korean noodle brand, citing that they are “so spicy, they’re practically a war crime
**BREAKING: Korean Noodles Spark Global Concern, Denmark Recalls for Being “Too Spicy”** COPENHAGEN, DENMARK – In a shocking turn of events, the Danish Food and […]
BREAKING: California Highway Turns into Giant Tomato Sauce Factory as Truck Goes Rogue! In a bizarre incident that will leave you red-faced and sauce-stained, a massive truck carrying a whopping 100,000 pounds of juicy tomatoes took a tumble on Highway 101 in California, sending the crimson cargo flying everywhere! The tomato tsunami hit the road like a tidal wave, covering a 5-mile stretch of asphalt in a sticky, red mess that made it look like a scene from a saucy sci-fi movie
BREAKING: California Highway Turns into Giant Tomato Sauce Factory as Truck Goes Rogue! In a bizarre incident that will leave you red-faced and sauce-stained, a […]
BREAKING: Oregon Hero Deputy Dives into Drama-Filled Rescue of Drowning Fawn In a heart-stopping, action-packed display of bravery, Oregon Animal Control Deputy, Jack “The Aquanaut” Anderson, plunged into the depths of a retention pond yesterday to save a fawn teetering on the brink of disaster
**BREAKING: Oregon Hero Deputy Dives into Drama-Filled Rescue of Drowning Fawn** In a heart-stopping, action-packed display of bravery, Oregon Animal Control Deputy, Jack “The Aquanaut” […]
BREAKING: LOCAL MAN’S COMMUTE TURNS INTO LIFE-CHANGING EVENT In a stunning turn of events, John Smith, a 32-year-old accountant, was driving to work yesterday morning when his mundane day took a drastic turn
**BREAKING: LOCAL MAN’S COMMUTE TURNS INTO LIFE-CHANGING EVENT** In a stunning turn of events, John Smith, a 32-year-old accountant, was driving to work yesterday morning […]
BREAKING: DARING RESCUE OPERATION SAVES MAJESTIC STEED FROM TREACHEROUS BOG In a daring display of bravery and strength, a team of firefighters in rural England successfully hoisted a gargantuan horse out of a treacherous bog yesterday evening, saving the majestic creature from a watery grave
**BREAKING: DARING RESCUE OPERATION SAVES MAJESTIC STEED FROM TREACHEROUS BOG** In a daring display of bravery and strength, a team of firefighters in rural England […]
BREAKING: OWL-GATE ROCKS LEANDER, TEXAS AS FEATHERED FURY TAKES FLIGHT In a daring rescue that will be etched in the annals of avian history, animal services officers in Leander, Texas, swooped in to save the day, plucking a juvenile great horned owl from the clutches of a soccer net that had ensnared the hapless bird outside a local school
**BREAKING: OWL-GATE ROCKS LEANDER, TEXAS AS FEATHERED FURY TAKES FLIGHT** In a daring rescue that will be etched in the annals of avian history, animal […]
Barefoot Running Enthusiast Breaks World Record by Treading on Legos—Talk About a Walk in the Park! In an astounding feat of physical endurance—and quite possibly a combining of torture and athleticism—local barefoot runner Jenna “Barefoot Bandit” Thompson has officially broken the world record for running across a 42-foot stretch of Lego bricks
**Barefoot Running Enthusiast Breaks World Record by Treading on Legos—Talk About a Walk in the Park!** In an astounding feat of physical endurance—and quite possibly […]
BREAKING: BISON ON THE LOOSE! In a bizarre incident that has left residents of a small Polish village in stitches, a marauding bison broke free from its enclosure and went on a rampage
**BREAKING: BISON ON THE LOOSE!** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of a small Polish village in stitches, a marauding bison broke free […]
BREAKING: FOWL PLAY AVOIDED AS GIGANTIC OWL RESCUED FROM SOCCER NET IN SUBURBAN TEXAS In a daring rescue operation that has left the good people of Plano, Texas, in awe, a team of brave animal control officers managed to free a gargantuan great horned owl from a soccer net in a local park
**BREAKING: FOWL PLAY AVOIDED AS GIGANTIC OWL RESCUED FROM SOCCER NET IN SUBURBAN TEXAS** In a daring rescue operation that has left the good people […]
SHOCKING DISPLAY OF TOE-TAL DOMINANCE: Kiwi Woman Shatters Record with Barefoot Lego Run In a jaw-dropping display of foot fortitude, 32-year-old Auckland resident, Bronwyn Bruntley, has obliterated the Guinness World Record for running barefoot over 100 meters of loose Lego bricks, clocking an astonishing time of 24
**SHOCKING DISPLAY OF TOE-TAL DOMINANCE: Kiwi Woman Shatters Record with Barefoot Lego Run** In a jaw-dropping display of foot fortitude, 32-year-old Auckland resident, Bronwyn Bruntley, […]