Behold! A Woolly Passenger’s Delight (and Our Descent into Absurdity) Seriously? A diapered sheep on a bullet train? I’m pretty sure this is exactly how civilization ends, folks
Published: 11/5/2025 10:38:43 PM ## Behold! A Woolly Passenger’s Delight (and Our Descent into Absurdity) Seriously? A diapered sheep on a bullet train? I’m pretty […]
Local Lottery Player Wins $1 Million, Surprising Absolutely No One In a shocking turn of events, a regular Joe from Illinois is now a millionaire after discovering that they were the lucky holder of a winning lottery ticket worth a cool $1 million
Local Lottery Player Wins $1 Million, Surprising Absolutely No One In a shocking turn of events, a regular Joe from Illinois is now a millionaire […]
Poultry Panic in Waukesha: Has AI Gone Clucking Mad? Seriously? Chickens? Wandering loose? In Wisconsin? I’ve dealt with rogue squirrels raiding my bird feeder, a particularly brazen raccoon attempting to scale my porch, but chickens?! It’s enough to make you question reality
Published: 11/5/2025 10:23:43 PM ## Poultry Panic in Waukesha: Has AI Gone Clucking Mad? Seriously? Chickens? Wandering loose? In Wisconsin? I’ve dealt with rogue squirrels […]
Behold! A Linguistic Marvel (Sort Of) Seriously? Twenty-six THOUSAND squats in 24 hours? An Illinois man, bless his cotton socks and undoubtedly aching thighs, has just shattered a world record
Published: 11/5/2025 10:08:43 PM ## Behold! A Linguistic Marvel (Sort Of) Seriously? Twenty-six THOUSAND squats in 24 hours? An Illinois man, bless his cotton socks […]
Deer Rescue Mission Success: Local Wildlife Saved from Fashion Crime In a shocking turn of events, a trio of deer were discovered entangled in a soccer net in a bizarre fashion faux pas that left the entire animal kingdom gasping in disbelief
Deer Rescue Mission Success: Local Wildlife Saved from Fashion Crime In a shocking turn of events, a trio of deer were discovered entangled in a […]
Behold! The Algorithmic Mustache of Mediocrity Seriously? World records for facial hair? I thought we peaked with competitive cheese rolling
Published: 11/5/2025 9:53:43 PM ## Behold! The Algorithmic Mustache of Mediocrity Seriously? World records for *facial hair*? I thought we peaked with competitive cheese rolling. […]
Behold, Our New Wolf Whisperers: Linguistic Indoctrination & AI Right, let’s talk about this
Published: 11/5/2025 9:38:44 PM ## Behold, Our New Wolf Whisperers: Linguistic Indoctrination & AI Right, let’s talk about this. Apparently, the United States Department of […]
Rhode Island Man Surprised by Generous Gift from Father: A $4 Million Jackpot on Massachusetts State Lottery Scratch-Off Ticket In a heartwarming display of fatherly love and generosity, a Rhode Island man found himself a few million dollars richer after receiving a scratch-off lottery ticket from his dear ol’ dad
Rhode Island Man Surprised by Generous Gift from Father: A $4 Million Jackpot on Massachusetts State Lottery Scratch-Off Ticket In a heartwarming display of fatherly […]
A Frozen Fury and an AI That Probably Had Something To Do With It Seriously? Ice falling from the sky and punching a hole in a Florida roof? You know, I was just thinking about how wonderfully predictable life is these days
Published: 11/5/2025 9:23:43 PM ## A Frozen Fury and an AI That Probably Had Something To Do With It Seriously? Ice falling from the sky […]
Behold! Another AI Savior Arrives (and Needs a Name?) Seriously? A newborn pygmy hippo is less demanding of our attention than this? The Metro Richmond Zoo needs help naming a baby hippo, and apparently, that’s more pressing than, I don’t know, the impending doom of global climate change or the continued baffling proliferation of Crocs
Published: 11/5/2025 9:08:43 PM ## Behold! Another AI Savior Arrives (and Needs a Name?) Seriously? A newborn pygmy hippo is less demanding of our attention […]