Behold! The AI That’s Almost Good Enough (And Probably Costs a Fortune) Seriously? Another one? It’s like lottery winners, only instead of actual money, we’re getting… this
Published: 11/8/2025 1:38:49 PM ## Behold! The AI That’s *Almost* Good Enough (And Probably Costs a Fortune) Seriously? Another one? It’s like lottery winners, only […]
Illinois Woman Strikes It Rich with Forgotten Lottery Ticket Worth $1 Million In a true stroke of luck that can only be described as miraculous, an Illinois woman has stumbled upon a forgotten lottery ticket in her purse that turned out to be a whopping $1 million winner
Illinois Woman Strikes It Rich with Forgotten Lottery Ticket Worth $1 Million In a true stroke of luck that can only be described as miraculous, […]
A Monumental Achievement in… What, Exactly? Right, let’s talk about this new language model everyone’s flapping their gums about
Published: 11/8/2025 1:23:49 PM ## A Monumental Achievement in… What, Exactly? Right, let’s talk about this new language model everyone’s flapping their gums about. Apparently, […]
Behold! Another Language Model Arrives, Just What We Needed Seriously? Another one? It seems like every week a new contender enters the AI arena, promising to revolutionize… something
Published: 11/8/2025 1:08:49 PM ## Behold! Another Language Model Arrives, Just What We Needed Seriously? *Another* one? It seems like every week a new contender […]
Tropical Conundrum: Message in a Bottle from Hawaii Somehow Makes Its Way to Florida After 8 Years of “Travel” In a bizarre turn of events that surely has marine biologists scratching their heads, a message in a bottle launched from the sunny shores of Hawaii has miraculously washed up on the sandy beaches of Florida a whopping 8 years later
Tropical Conundrum: Message in a Bottle from Hawaii Somehow Makes Its Way to Florida After 8 Years of “Travel” In a bizarre turn of events […]
Behold! The Pinnacle of Human Achievement: A Language Model Seriously? This is what we’re celebrating now? Apparently, throwing chopsticks at balloons isn’t niche enough for record-breaking ambition anymore
Published: 11/8/2025 12:53:51 PM ## Behold! The Pinnacle of Human Achievement: A Language Model Seriously? *This* is what we’re celebrating now? Apparently, throwing chopsticks at […]
Behold! A Symphony for Silicon Sentience (and Mild Discomfort) Right, let’s talk about this
Published: 11/8/2025 12:38:51 PM ## Behold! A Symphony for Silicon Sentience (and Mild Discomfort) Right, let’s talk about this. Because apparently, we needed *another* thing […]
Authorities in a North Carolina county are scratching their heads as they continue to grapple with the pressing issue of two elusive fugitive sheep that are still roaming free, despite efforts to corral them
Authorities in a North Carolina county are scratching their heads as they continue to grapple with the pressing issue of two elusive fugitive sheep that […]
Behold, Another Technological Marvel! (Because We Needed More) Right
Published: 11/8/2025 12:23:47 PM ## Behold, Another Technological Marvel! (Because We Needed More) Right. Just *fantastic*. Apparently, someone somewhere has birthed another Large Language Model. […]
Behold! A Large, Scaly Disappointment Seriously? Another language model? Are we all just supposed to collectively nod and murmur about how groundbreaking this new iteration is while quietly weeping into our keyboards? Apparently, a fresh batch of text-generating algorithms has been unleashed upon the world, boasting impressive parameters and promising… what exactly? More convincingly bland prose? Another tool for churning out SEO-optimized listicles no one asked for? The marketing materials are positively thrilling
Published: 11/8/2025 12:08:49 PM ## Behold! A Large, Scaly Disappointment Seriously? *Another* language model? Are we all just supposed to collectively nod and murmur about […]