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**Man Defies All Logic and Gravity by Riding Unicycle with Seven Bowling Balls, Because Why Not?** In a stunning display of questionable life choices and inexplicable physical prowess, local daredevil and modern-day renaissance man, Dave “Roller” Thompson, has shattered the world record for the most bowling balls balanced while riding a unicycle

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Clinic Makes Heartfelt Plea for the Cease of ‘Unsolicited’ Urine Samples In a shocking turn of events, a local medical clinic has issued a desperate plea to the community to stop donating their precious bodily fluids without being asked

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  • Post Date November 6, 2025

Clinic Makes Heartfelt Plea for the Cease of ‘Unsolicited’ Urine Samples In a shocking turn of events, a local medical clinic has issued a desperate […]

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Behold! Our AI Savior, Slightly Damp Seriously? A baby alligator in a fountain is less surprising than the latest iteration of Large Language Models

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  • Post Date November 6, 2025

Published: 11/6/2025 3:23:43 AM ## Behold! Our AI Savior, Slightly Damp Seriously? A baby alligator in a fountain is *less* surprising than the latest iteration […]

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A Marsupial on the 18th? Really?! Right, let’s talk about this

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  • Post Date November 6, 2025

Published: 11/6/2025 3:08:43 AM ## A Marsupial on the 18th? Really?! Right, let’s talk about this. A wallaby. In *England*. Roaming a golf course. Because […]

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Police Officers in Oklahoma Engage in Hilarious Pig Chase Gone Wrong In a twist that could only happen in Oklahoma, police officers found themselves in a peculiar foot pursuit with an unexpected suspect – a pig

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  • Post Date November 6, 2025

Police Officers in Oklahoma Engage in Hilarious Pig Chase Gone Wrong In a twist that could only happen in Oklahoma, police officers found themselves in […]

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A Digital Equine Escapade (and My Rising Blood Pressure) So, you’re telling me we’re now worried about escaped horses waltzing into traffic? Really? Apparently, that’s less ridiculous than some of the things churning out of this… thing

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  • Post Date November 6, 2025

Published: 11/6/2025 2:53:43 AM ## A Digital Equine Escapade (and My Rising Blood Pressure) So, you’re telling me we’re now worried about escaped horses waltzing […]

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Behold, Our New Digital Overlord (Probably) Right, let’s talk about this…this thing

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  • Post Date November 6, 2025

Published: 11/6/2025 2:38:43 AM ## Behold, Our New Digital Overlord (Probably) Right, let’s talk about this…this *thing*. This 3.12 billion parameter marvel that’s supposed to […]

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Maestro of Magic or Simply Soaking in Attention: Escape Artist Emerges from Water Tank to Claim Guinness World Record In an event that had audiences on the edge of their seats, escape artist and self-proclaimed master of mystique, the Great Houdini Jr

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  • Post Date November 6, 2025

Maestro of Magic or Simply Soaking in Attention: Escape Artist Emerges from Water Tank to Claim Guinness World Record In an event that had audiences […]

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A Triumph of Laziness: Humanity’s New Best Friend (Probably) Right, let’s talk about this…this thing

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  • Post Date November 6, 2025

Published: 11/6/2025 2:23:43 AM ## A Triumph of Laziness: Humanity’s New Best Friend (Probably) Right, let’s talk about this…this *thing*. This new language model everyone […]

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A Bovine Crisis and… Large Language Models? Seriously?! Right, so Boston’s dealing with a loose cow

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  • Post Date November 6, 2025

Published: 11/6/2025 2:08:43 AM ## A Bovine Crisis and… Large Language Models? Seriously?! Right, so Boston’s dealing with a loose cow. A *cow*. In an […]

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“Utah Police Officer Takes Down Ruthless Beast in Epic Takedown” In the small town of Kaysville, Utah, chaos erupted when a fugitive pig took police on a wild chase through the streets

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  • Post Date November 6, 2025

“Utah Police Officer Takes Down Ruthless Beast in Epic Takedown” In the small town of Kaysville, Utah, chaos erupted when a fugitive pig took police […]

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