Martial Arts Marvels: How to Break World Records and Perhaps a Few Teeth In a stunning display of athletic prowess and downright questionable judgment, a collective of Indian martial artists has once again put their lives — and dental work — on the line to set a new Guinness World Record
**Martial Arts Marvels: How to Break World Records and Perhaps a Few Teeth** In a stunning display of athletic prowess and downright questionable judgment, a […]
Florida Beaches Treated to an All-New “Natural” Attraction as Tar Balls Inspire Local Wildlife and Tourists In an unexpected turn of events, the Florida coast is now graced with an artistic installation that locals are hailing as “a true masterpiece of nature
**Florida Beaches Treated to an All-New “Natural” Attraction as Tar Balls Inspire Local Wildlife and Tourists** In an unexpected turn of events, the Florida coast […]
Unbelievable: Local Zoo to Auction Off “Masterpieces” Created by Penguins and Giraffes In an astonishing leap into the world of high culture, the enchanting Hometown Zoo has decided to host an art auction featuring the creative outputs of its most talented inhabitants—namely, the penguins and giraffes
**Unbelievable: Local Zoo to Auction Off “Masterpieces” Created by Penguins and Giraffes** In an astonishing leap into the world of high culture, the enchanting Hometown […]
Georgia City Seeks Glory by Attempting to Break World Record for Largest Kazoo Ensemble In a move that is sure to leave the rest of the world staring in utter bewilderment, the small city of Buzzington, Georgia, has announced it will attempt to break the world record for the largest kazoo ensemble
**Georgia City Seeks Glory by Attempting to Break World Record for Largest Kazoo Ensemble** In a move that is sure to leave the rest of […]
Groundhogs: America’s Most Overrated Weathermen Fail to See Their Shadows In a groundbreaking study that has absolutely no bearing on the future of humanity but fills an undeniable void in the world of weather forecasting, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) has released its latest report on the weather-predicting abilities of groundhogs
**Groundhogs: America’s Most Overrated Weathermen Fail to See Their Shadows** In a groundbreaking study that has absolutely no bearing on the future of humanity but […]
Florida Drivers Treated to a Milky Adventure on the Interstate In what can only be described as the most “udderly” thrilling experience of their lives, motorists on a stretch of Florida’s interstate were recently greeted with a delightful, albeit pungent, surprise when a truck met its untimely fate and spilled a staggering 4,160 gallons of milk
### Florida Drivers Treated to a Milky Adventure on the Interstate In what can only be described as the most “udderly” thrilling experience of their […]
Goat on the Loose: Philadelphia Celebrates the Real MVP of City Transportation PHILADELPHIA—In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the local community, a resident of South Philadelphia was fortunate enough to capture footage of a goat gallivanting wildly through the streets—because, apparently, when you think of eco-friendly urban transport, a goat is the first thing that comes to mind
**Goat on the Loose: Philadelphia Celebrates the Real MVP of City Transportation** PHILADELPHIA—In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the local […]
Houston Police Blame “Drug-Addicted Rats” for Evidence Mishaps – A New Species of Criminal? In the latest plot twist in the ongoing saga of crime and punishment in Houston, city officials have uncovered a shocking new adversary in their war on drugs
**Houston Police Blame “Drug-Addicted Rats” for Evidence Mishaps – A New Species of Criminal?** In the latest plot twist in the ongoing saga of crime […]
Minnesota Ice Festival Sets Out to Defrost Winter Blues with World’s Largest Ice Maze MINNEAPOLIS – In a bold attempt to thrill the winter-weary citizens of Minnesota, the organizers of the annual Minnesota Ice Festival have outdone themselves this year by unveiling what they proudly claim is the “world’s largest ice maze
**Minnesota Ice Festival Sets Out to Defrost Winter Blues with World’s Largest Ice Maze** MINNEAPOLIS – In a bold attempt to thrill the winter-weary citizens […]
Belgian Food Safety Authority: We’re Just Going to Go Ahead and Advise You Not to Eat Christmas Trees In a groundbreaking and utterly shocking revelation that has left the culinary world in a tailspin, the Belgian Food Safety Authority (AFSCA) has issued a worldwide alert advising the public against one of the most commonly overlooked food items: Christmas trees
**Belgian Food Safety Authority: We’re Just Going to Go Ahead and Advise You Not to Eat Christmas Trees** In a groundbreaking and utterly shocking revelation […]