World Takes a Break from Crises to Celebrate Cheeto That Looks a Lot Like a Cartoon Dragon In a stunning development that has left the fate of humanity in a chokehold, a single solitary Cheeto, whimsically resembling the beloved Pokémon Charizard, sold for a jaw-dropping $87,840 at the Goldin auction house this past Sunday
### World Takes a Break from Crises to Celebrate Cheeto That Looks a Lot Like a Cartoon Dragon In a stunning development that has left […]
BREAKING: Gainesville Sewer System Declared Wildlife Sanctuary, Researchers Baffled by Menagerie of Creatures GAINESVILLE, FL – In a shocking discovery that has left experts scratching their heads and citizens scratching their pets, a team of researchers from the University of Florida has uncovered an astonishing array of wildlife thriving in the city’s sewer system
**BREAKING: Gainesville Sewer System Declared Wildlife Sanctuary, Researchers Baffled by Menagerie of Creatures** GAINESVILLE, FL – In a shocking discovery that has left experts scratching […]
Gainesville Sewers: The Amazing Underwater Safari You Never Knew Existed Gainesville, FL – In a groundbreaking discovery that shocked absolutely no one, a team of researchers from the University of Florida has uncovered a veritable zoo thriving in the sewers of Gainesville
**Gainesville Sewers: The Amazing Underwater Safari You Never Knew Existed** Gainesville, FL – In a groundbreaking discovery that shocked absolutely no one, a team of […]
BREAKING: River Turns Toxic Shamrock Green, City Officials Blame Leprechauns for “Unintentional Environmental Prank” In a bizarre and alarming turn of events, the city’s river has transformed into a glowing kelly green, signaling the start of the annual St
**BREAKING: River Turns Toxic Shamrock Green, City Officials Blame Leprechauns for “Unintentional Environmental Prank”** In a bizarre and alarming turn of events, the city’s river […]
Local Heroes Save Bambi: A Heartwarming Tale of Urban Wildlife Rescue at Oklahoma Wastewater Facility In a riveting episode almost too unbelievable to be true, a group of self-proclaimed urban wildlife superheroes descended upon an Oklahoma wastewater treatment plant to rescue a distressed deer from the perils of modern industry
**Local Heroes Save Bambi: A Heartwarming Tale of Urban Wildlife Rescue at Oklahoma Wastewater Facility** In a riveting episode almost too unbelievable to be true, […]
“Python-tially Delayed: Australian Flight Stopped in Its Tracks by Uninvited Serpentine Passenger” In what experts are dubbing the latest innovation in air travel convenience, a flight from Brisbane to Sydney was dramatically delayed when a rogue snake decided it was time for a little vacation on an airplane
**”Python-tially Delayed: Australian Flight Stopped in Its Tracks by Uninvited Serpentine Passenger”** In what experts are dubbing the latest innovation in air travel convenience, a […]
BREAKING: Local Man’s Jaw-Dropping, Soul-Crushing, and Utterly Ridiculous Skateboard Odyssey Shatters Records and Sanity In a stunning display of endurance, sheer madness, and a healthy dose of masochism, 32-year-old Dave “The Skateboard King” Johnson of New York City has completed an epic 3,162-mile journey across the United States on his trusty skateboard, “Bertha
**BREAKING: Local Man’s Jaw-Dropping, Soul-Crushing, and Utterly Ridiculous Skateboard Odyssey Shatters Records and Sanity** In a stunning display of endurance, sheer madness, and a healthy […]
BREAKING: Headless Horror on the Beach
**BREAKING: Headless Horror on the Beach… or Not!** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of a small New Zealand coastal town scratching their […]
BREAKING: VIRGINIA WOMAN DEFIES ODDS, WINS LOTTERY JACKPOT
**BREAKING: VIRGINIA WOMAN DEFIES ODDS, WINS LOTTERY JACKPOT… AGAIN!** In a stunning turn of events that has left mathematicians scrambling to rewrite the textbooks, a […]
Baa-raucous Escape: Chicago Sheep Outwits Slaughter, Thrills City Dwellers Chicago, IL – In an unprecedented turn of events that had the city reeling with you-won’t-believe-this drama, a plucky sheep has managed to escape its impending doom at a local farm, opting instead for a wild adventure through the bustling streets of the Windy City
**Baa-raucous Escape: Chicago Sheep Outwits Slaughter, Thrills City Dwellers** Chicago, IL – In an unprecedented turn of events that had the city reeling with you-won’t-believe-this […]