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BREAKING: NEW YORK WOMAN STRIKES LUCK WITH 2
**BREAKING: NEW YORK WOMAN STRIKES LUCK WITH 2.3-CARAT GEM AT ARKANSAS’ CRATER OF DIAMONDS, EXPECTS TO RETIRE TO ISLAND OF HER DREAMS** Murphysboro, AR – […]
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BREAKING: Local Man’s Eyes Turn into Golf Balls After 36-Hour Golf Marathon In a bizarre incident that has left medical professionals baffled, 32-year-old John Smith of New York City may have set a new Guinness World Record for playing golf for an astonishing 36 consecutive hours
**BREAKING: Local Man’s Eyes Turn into Golf Balls After 36-Hour Golf Marathon** In a bizarre incident that has left medical professionals baffled, 32-year-old John Smith […]
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Wales’ Most Daring Emergency Calls: When Life Gives You Lemons, Get a Paramedic In a world where emergencies are supposed to zone in on the life-threatening, a delightful new trend has emerged from the valleys of Wales that begs the age-old question: “Are people really this creative or just completely out of touch?” The Welsh Ambulance Service has recently unveiled an intriguing shortlist of the most “inappropriate” emergency calls of the past year, and let me tell you, it’s a masterpiece of mind-boggling absurdity
**Wales’ Most Daring Emergency Calls: When Life Gives You Lemons, Get a Paramedic** In a world where emergencies are supposed to zone in on the […]
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BREAKING: ROGUE GOAT CAPTURED AFTER 48 HOURS OF TERRORIZING MASSACHUSETTS TOWN In a daring drama that has left residents of Worcester, Massachusetts shaken to their boots, a marauding goat was finally apprehended yesterday evening after a two-day rampage that saw it escape from a local petting zoo and wreak havoc on the community
**BREAKING: ROGUE GOAT CAPTURED AFTER 48 HOURS OF TERRORIZING MASSACHUSETTS TOWN** In a daring drama that has left residents of Worcester, Massachusetts shaken to their […]
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World Takes a Break from Crises to Celebrate Cheeto That Looks a Lot Like a Cartoon Dragon In a stunning development that has left the fate of humanity in a chokehold, a single solitary Cheeto, whimsically resembling the beloved Pokémon Charizard, sold for a jaw-dropping $87,840 at the Goldin auction house this past Sunday
### World Takes a Break from Crises to Celebrate Cheeto That Looks a Lot Like a Cartoon Dragon In a stunning development that has left […]
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BREAKING: Gainesville Sewer System Declared Wildlife Sanctuary, Researchers Baffled by Menagerie of Creatures GAINESVILLE, FL – In a shocking discovery that has left experts scratching their heads and citizens scratching their pets, a team of researchers from the University of Florida has uncovered an astonishing array of wildlife thriving in the city’s sewer system
**BREAKING: Gainesville Sewer System Declared Wildlife Sanctuary, Researchers Baffled by Menagerie of Creatures** GAINESVILLE, FL – In a shocking discovery that has left experts scratching […]
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Gainesville Sewers: The Amazing Underwater Safari You Never Knew Existed Gainesville, FL – In a groundbreaking discovery that shocked absolutely no one, a team of researchers from the University of Florida has uncovered a veritable zoo thriving in the sewers of Gainesville
**Gainesville Sewers: The Amazing Underwater Safari You Never Knew Existed** Gainesville, FL – In a groundbreaking discovery that shocked absolutely no one, a team of […]
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BREAKING: River Turns Toxic Shamrock Green, City Officials Blame Leprechauns for “Unintentional Environmental Prank” In a bizarre and alarming turn of events, the city’s river has transformed into a glowing kelly green, signaling the start of the annual St
**BREAKING: River Turns Toxic Shamrock Green, City Officials Blame Leprechauns for “Unintentional Environmental Prank”** In a bizarre and alarming turn of events, the city’s river […]
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Local Heroes Save Bambi: A Heartwarming Tale of Urban Wildlife Rescue at Oklahoma Wastewater Facility In a riveting episode almost too unbelievable to be true, a group of self-proclaimed urban wildlife superheroes descended upon an Oklahoma wastewater treatment plant to rescue a distressed deer from the perils of modern industry
**Local Heroes Save Bambi: A Heartwarming Tale of Urban Wildlife Rescue at Oklahoma Wastewater Facility** In a riveting episode almost too unbelievable to be true, […]
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“Python-tially Delayed: Australian Flight Stopped in Its Tracks by Uninvited Serpentine Passenger” In what experts are dubbing the latest innovation in air travel convenience, a flight from Brisbane to Sydney was dramatically delayed when a rogue snake decided it was time for a little vacation on an airplane
**”Python-tially Delayed: Australian Flight Stopped in Its Tracks by Uninvited Serpentine Passenger”** In what experts are dubbing the latest innovation in air travel convenience, a […]