**Engineer Makes Groundbreaking Discovery at Centuries-Old Lighthouse** In a truly astonishing turn of events at a 209-year-old lighthouse in Scotland, an engineer on a routine inspection stumbled upon a message in a bottle that had been languishing in its salty confines for a whopping 132 years
**Engineer Makes Groundbreaking Discovery at Centuries-Old Lighthouse** In a truly astonishing turn of events at a 209-year-old lighthouse in Scotland, an engineer on a routine […]
Behold, the Algorithmic Porcupine Delivery! (Seriously?) Right, let’s talk about this… this thing
Published: 11/7/2025 11:53:48 AM ## Behold, the Algorithmic Porcupine Delivery! (Seriously?) Right, let’s talk about this… *this* thing. Apparently, a team of very dedicated, and […]
Behold! The Technological Equivalent of a 48-Year-Late Christmas Present Seriously? Another one? Just when I thought the AI hype train had derailed into a ditch filled with slightly disappointing chatbots, we’re presented with this
Published: 11/7/2025 11:38:47 AM ## Behold! The Technological Equivalent of a 48-Year-Late Christmas Present Seriously? Another one? Just when I thought the AI hype train […]
Everything is bigger and better in Texas, they say
Everything is bigger and better in Texas, they say. And in a truly Texan fashion, the Lone Star state put on quite the show when […]
Behold! The Technological Savior of… Text? Seriously? We’re celebrating this now? A language model, meticulously crafted and fed enough data to choke a small library, is supposed to be news? Apparently, it’s a monumental achievement because it can generate sentences that vaguely resemble human thought
Published: 11/7/2025 11:23:49 AM ## Behold! The Technological Savior of… Text? Seriously? We’re celebrating this now? A language model, meticulously crafted and fed enough data […]
Behold! The AI That Sounds Like It’s Reading a Slightly Annoyed Instruction Manual Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/7/2025 11:08:50 AM ## Behold! The AI That Sounds Like It’s Reading a Slightly Annoyed Instruction Manual Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This […]
Maryland Woman Shocked to Win $50,000 Prize on Lottery Ticket Gifted by Mother In a groundbreaking turn of events that will surely have the skeptics scratching their heads, a Maryland woman has miraculously won big on a lottery ticket gifted to her by none other than her own mother
Maryland Woman Shocked to Win $50,000 Prize on Lottery Ticket Gifted by Mother In a groundbreaking turn of events that will surely have the skeptics […]
Behold! A Chatbot That Occasionally Remembers It’s a Chatbot? Seriously? We’re celebrating this now? Apparently, we’ve reached peak technological achievement in the world of conversational AI
Published: 11/7/2025 10:53:49 AM ## Behold! A Chatbot That Occasionally Remembers It’s a Chatbot? Seriously? We’re celebrating *this* now? Apparently, we’ve reached peak technological achievement […]
A Serpent in the Garden (of Large Language Models) Seriously? Another one? It’s like we can’t even cross a Pennsylvania road without encountering some escaped exotic reptile these days
Published: 11/7/2025 10:38:50 AM ## A Serpent in the Garden (of Large Language Models) Seriously? *Another* one? It’s like we can’t even cross a Pennsylvania […]
“Purr-fectly Purr-sistent Problem: Cyprus Dealing with Cat Overpopulation Crisis” Nicosia, Cyprus – In what some politicians are calling the most pressing issue of our time, the beautiful island nation of Cyprus is facing a cat conundrum that has left its residents scratching their heads
“Purr-fectly Purr-sistent Problem: Cyprus Dealing with Cat Overpopulation Crisis” Nicosia, Cyprus – In what some politicians are calling the most pressing issue of our time, […]