BREAKING: CANINE MENACE ON THE LOOSE! In a bizarre incident that has left authorities baffled and motorists bewildered, a duo of rambunctious dogs was spotted careening wildly along a stretch of Interstate 405 in Washington, causing a stir among commuters and leaving a trail of destruction in their wake
**BREAKING: CANINE MENACE ON THE LOOSE!** In a bizarre incident that has left authorities baffled and motorists bewildered, a duo of rambunctious dogs was spotted […]
BREAKING: SWEET POTATO APOCALYPSE STRIKES CALIFORNIA HIGHWAY In a bizarre and hilarious incident, a massive pileup on Highway 405 in California has left a trail of destruction and
**BREAKING: SWEET POTATO APOCALYPSE STRIKES CALIFORNIA HIGHWAY** In a bizarre and hilarious incident, a massive pileup on Highway 405 in California has left a trail […]
BREAKING: Canadian Speed-Eater Sets New World Record for Hot Sauce Consumption, Leaves Competition in a Sweat In a jaw-dropping display of gastronomic bravery, Canadian speed-eater, Barry “The Blazing Bronco” Boudreau, has shattered yet another world record by downing a staggering 2 pounds and 7 ounces of hot sauce in a blistering three minutes
**BREAKING: Canadian Speed-Eater Sets New World Record for Hot Sauce Consumption, Leaves Competition in a Sweat** In a jaw-dropping display of gastronomic bravery, Canadian speed-eater, […]
BOISE, ID – In a jaw-dropping display of culinary mastery, 32-year-old Idaho resident, Bubba Jenkins, has been awarded the prestigious Guinness World Record for “Fastest Time to Pick Up 50 Peas with Chopsticks
BOISE, ID – In a jaw-dropping display of culinary mastery, 32-year-old Idaho resident, Bubba Jenkins, has been awarded the prestigious Guinness World Record for “Fastest […]
BREAKING: TURTLE-GATE ROCKS NEW JERSEY AIRPORT In a bizarre incident that has left authorities shell-shocked, Transportation Security Administration (TSA) agents at Newark Liberty International Airport in New Jersey discovered a LIVE TURTLE hiding in a traveler’s pants yesterday evening
**BREAKING: TURTLE-GATE ROCKS NEW JERSEY AIRPORT** In a bizarre incident that has left authorities shell-shocked, Transportation Security Administration (TSA) agents at Newark Liberty International Airport […]
BREAKING: NEW YORK WOMAN STRIKES LUCK WITH 2
**BREAKING: NEW YORK WOMAN STRIKES LUCK WITH 2.3-CARAT GEM AT ARKANSAS’ CRATER OF DIAMONDS, EXPECTS TO RETIRE TO ISLAND OF HER DREAMS** Murphysboro, AR – […]
BREAKING: Local Man’s Eyes Turn into Golf Balls After 36-Hour Golf Marathon In a bizarre incident that has left medical professionals baffled, 32-year-old John Smith of New York City may have set a new Guinness World Record for playing golf for an astonishing 36 consecutive hours
**BREAKING: Local Man’s Eyes Turn into Golf Balls After 36-Hour Golf Marathon** In a bizarre incident that has left medical professionals baffled, 32-year-old John Smith […]
Wales’ Most Daring Emergency Calls: When Life Gives You Lemons, Get a Paramedic In a world where emergencies are supposed to zone in on the life-threatening, a delightful new trend has emerged from the valleys of Wales that begs the age-old question: “Are people really this creative or just completely out of touch?” The Welsh Ambulance Service has recently unveiled an intriguing shortlist of the most “inappropriate” emergency calls of the past year, and let me tell you, it’s a masterpiece of mind-boggling absurdity
**Wales’ Most Daring Emergency Calls: When Life Gives You Lemons, Get a Paramedic** In a world where emergencies are supposed to zone in on the […]
BREAKING: ROGUE GOAT CAPTURED AFTER 48 HOURS OF TERRORIZING MASSACHUSETTS TOWN In a daring drama that has left residents of Worcester, Massachusetts shaken to their boots, a marauding goat was finally apprehended yesterday evening after a two-day rampage that saw it escape from a local petting zoo and wreak havoc on the community
**BREAKING: ROGUE GOAT CAPTURED AFTER 48 HOURS OF TERRORIZING MASSACHUSETTS TOWN** In a daring drama that has left residents of Worcester, Massachusetts shaken to their […]
World Takes a Break from Crises to Celebrate Cheeto That Looks a Lot Like a Cartoon Dragon In a stunning development that has left the fate of humanity in a chokehold, a single solitary Cheeto, whimsically resembling the beloved Pokémon Charizard, sold for a jaw-dropping $87,840 at the Goldin auction house this past Sunday
### World Takes a Break from Crises to Celebrate Cheeto That Looks a Lot Like a Cartoon Dragon In a stunning development that has left […]