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Behold! A Digital Equine, Rescued From Silicon Valley’s Mud Seriously? A horse? Stranded in a river? Folks are losing it over this, aren’t they? Apparently, witnessing an animal needing rescue is now a national emergency warranting aerial extraction
Published: 11/7/2025 9:24:09 PM ## Behold! A Digital Equine, Rescued From Silicon Valley’s Mud Seriously? A horse? Stranded in a river? Folks are losing it […]
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Behold, the Benevolent Language Model – A Hilarious Disappointment Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/7/2025 9:08:50 PM ## Behold, the Benevolent Language Model – A Hilarious Disappointment Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This supposed marvel of modern […]
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Missouri Man’s Stroke of Luck: Called Into Work on Day off Leads to $1 Million Lottery Win In a surprising turn of events, 32-year-old John Smith from Missouri found himself dragged into work on his day off only to stumble upon a stroke of luck that many can only dream of
Missouri Man’s Stroke of Luck: Called Into Work on Day off Leads to $1 Million Lottery Win In a surprising turn of events, 32-year-old John […]
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Behold! A Linguistic Frankenstein’s Monster – Or, Why My Cat Writes More Coherent Poetry Right
Published: 11/7/2025 8:53:48 PM ## Behold! A Linguistic Frankenstein’s Monster – Or, Why My Cat Writes More Coherent Poetry Right. Let’s talk about this…*thing*. This […]
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Behold! AI’s Latest Triumph: Generating Sentences About Pigs Seriously? This is what we’re doing now? We’ve conquered cancer (sort of), sent probes to other planets, and mapped the human genome…and the pinnacle of artificial intelligence’s capabilities is generating text about a pig biting an officer’s hand after being distracted by crackers? I feel like I’m trapped in some bizarre, low-budget sitcom where the punchline is the premise
Published: 11/7/2025 8:38:48 PM ## Behold! AI’s Latest Triumph: Generating Sentences About Pigs Seriously? This is what we’re doing now? We’ve conquered cancer (sort of), […]
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Headline: Sassy Pony Outsmarts Indiana Troopers in Hilarious Hoof Chase In a bizarre turn of events that could only happen in the wild world of Indiana, a sassy pony took the state troopers on a comical hoof chase that left everyone scratching their heads in disbelief
Headline: Sassy Pony Outsmarts Indiana Troopers in Hilarious Hoof Chase In a bizarre turn of events that could only happen in the wild world of […]
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Behold! Another AI Savior Arrives (Yawn) Right, so we’re supposed to be thrilled, are we? Apparently, a new large language model has graced our presence
Published: 11/7/2025 8:23:49 PM ## Behold! Another AI Savior Arrives (Yawn) Right, so we’re supposed to be *thrilled*, are we? Apparently, a new large language […]
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So, This Is Progress? A Chatbot Costs Six Million Dollars and Sounds Like a Slightly Confused Parrot
Published: 11/7/2025 8:08:48 PM ## So, *This* Is Progress? A Chatbot Costs Six Million Dollars and Sounds Like a Slightly Confused Parrot. Six million dollars! […]
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In-N-Out Burger Staff Unleash Heroic Efforts to Save Unexpected Drive-Through Visitor in Southern California In what can only be described as a scene straight out of a Hollywood blockbuster, employees at an In-N-Out Burger in Southern California were faced with an unusual challenge during their shift: a customer of the slithery variety
In-N-Out Burger Staff Unleash Heroic Efforts to Save Unexpected Drive-Through Visitor in Southern California In what can only be described as a scene straight out […]
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Behold, the Algorithm’s Mustache So, we’re all supposed to be thrilled, aren’t we? Absolutely ecstatic! Because apparently, someone has unleashed upon us a new digital marvel – let’s call it… the Language Loom
Published: 11/7/2025 7:53:47 PM ## Behold, the Algorithm’s Mustache So, we’re all supposed to be *thrilled*, aren’t we? Absolutely ecstatic! Because apparently, someone has unleashed […]