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Behold, the Algorithm’s Mustache So, we’re all supposed to be thrilled, aren’t we? Absolutely ecstatic! Because apparently, someone has unleashed upon us a new digital marvel – let’s call it… the Language Loom
Published: 11/7/2025 7:53:47 PM ## Behold, the Algorithm’s Mustache So, we’re all supposed to be *thrilled*, aren’t we? Absolutely ecstatic! Because apparently, someone has unleashed […]
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A Whale, A Boat, and Apparently, Artificial Intelligence Too? Right, let’s talk about whales flipping boats
Published: 11/7/2025 7:38:48 PM ## A Whale, A Boat, and Apparently, Artificial Intelligence Too? Right, let’s talk about whales flipping boats. Because apparently, that’s just […]
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“Dad Blessed with Sudden Phone Call Luckily Discovers He is Half a Million Dollars Rich After Winning Powerball Prize” A Michigan man had his world turned upside down in the most unexpected way possible – by accidentally becoming $500,000 richer while just casually chilling at home
“Dad Blessed with Sudden Phone Call Luckily Discovers He is Half a Million Dollars Rich After Winning Powerball Prize” A Michigan man had his world […]
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A Porcupine, a Plane Wreck, and the Sheer Absurdity of It All Honestly? Just fantastic
Published: 11/7/2025 7:23:48 PM ## A Porcupine, a Plane Wreck, and the Sheer Absurdity of It All Honestly? Just *fantastic*. Because apparently, 2024 wasn’t already […]
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Behold, the Benevolent AI – Or, Why We’re All Doomed (But in a Cute Way) Seriously? A bear? People are risking life and limb for selfies with a bear! And now we have another technological marvel to contemplate while simultaneously cringing: this 3-12b language model
Published: 11/7/2025 7:08:48 PM ## Behold, the Benevolent AI – Or, Why We’re All Doomed (But in a Cute Way) Seriously? A bear? People are […]
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Bedpan Enthusiasts Left Disappointed as Unique Collection Fails to Sell at Auction In a surprising turn of events, a collection of 163 uniquely designed bedpans failed to attract any bidders at a recent auction, leaving collectors and enthusiasts scratching their heads in disbelief
Bedpan Enthusiasts Left Disappointed as Unique Collection Fails to Sell at Auction In a surprising turn of events, a collection of 163 uniquely designed bedpans […]
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A Whale of a Time (and a Very Annoying Remora) Right, let’s talk about this “groundbreaking” footage of remoras clinging to humpback whales off Australia
Published: 11/7/2025 6:53:49 PM ## A Whale of a Time (and a Very Annoying Remora) Right, let’s talk about this “groundbreaking” footage of remoras clinging […]
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The AI That’s Just So Helpful (Like Cows in a Cul-de-Sac) Seriously? Another Large Language Model? We’re drowning in them, folks! It’s like Oregon police dealing with rogue livestock – a delightful distraction from genuine problems, but ultimately just… more chaos
Published: 11/7/2025 6:38:49 PM ## The AI That’s Just *So* Helpful (Like Cows in a Cul-de-Sac) Seriously? Another Large Language Model? We’re drowning in them, […]
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Fairway Fiasco: Golf Tournament Postponed After Unwanted Guest Makes Untimely Appearance In a shocking turn of events, the much-anticipated opening day of the annual golf tournament was unexpectedly put on hold when an uninvited furry visitor decided to crash the party
Fairway Fiasco: Golf Tournament Postponed After Unwanted Guest Makes Untimely Appearance In a shocking turn of events, the much-anticipated opening day of the annual golf […]
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Behold! The AI Bear Brawl (and It’s Slightly Disappointing) Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/7/2025 6:23:48 PM ## Behold! The AI Bear Brawl (and It’s Slightly Disappointing) Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This 3-12b model they’re so […]