Categories
BREAKING: Fiery Fiasco as Statue’s Blazing Behavior Baffles Experts In a bizarre incident that has left scientists scratching their heads and citizens shielding their faces, a mysterious statue in the heart of the city has been spitting real fire for weeks, prompting concerns about its unprecedented gas-guzzling habits
**BREAKING: Fiery Fiasco as Statue’s Blazing Behavior Baffles Experts** In a bizarre incident that has left scientists scratching their heads and citizens shielding their faces, […]
Categories
BREAKING: Local Woman’s 81-Year-Old Birthday Tradition Takes Bizarre Turn
**BREAKING: Local Woman’s 81-Year-Old Birthday Tradition Takes Bizarre Turn… Again** In a shocking revelation that has left the small town of Oakdale, Kentucky reeling, 92-year-old […]
Categories
BREAKING: TOY INDUSTRY SHOCKED AS MOST EPIC, LIFE-CHANGING, AND JAW-DROPPING TOYS OF ALL TIME ANNOUNCE BID FOR NATIONAL TOY HALL OF FAME Rochester, NY – In a move that has left toy enthusiasts and collectors alike REELING WITH EXCITEMENT, the National Toy Hall of Fame has announced its finalists for induction, and the list is a REAL GAME-CHANGER
**BREAKING: TOY INDUSTRY SHOCKED AS MOST EPIC, LIFE-CHANGING, AND JAW-DROPPING TOYS OF ALL TIME ANNOUNCE BID FOR NATIONAL TOY HALL OF FAME** Rochester, NY – […]
Categories
BREAKING: Kalamazoo Man’s 25-Year Lottery Drought Ends with Whopping $626,575 Jackpot Win! In a stunning turn of events, 42-year-old Kalamazoo County resident, Bob Smith, has finally hit the big time – and by big time, we mean REALLY, REALLY BIG TIME! After playing the same set of numbers for an astonishing 25 years, Smith’s luck has changed, and he’s now $626,575 richer! According to sources close to the Kalamazoo County Lottery Commission (which we totally made up), Smith has been playing the same five numbers – 3, 11, 27, 32, and 42 – every week since 1998
**BREAKING: Kalamazoo Man’s 25-Year Lottery Drought Ends with Whopping $626,575 Jackpot Win!** In a stunning turn of events, 42-year-old Kalamazoo County resident, Bob Smith, has […]
Categories
BREAKING: CANINE MENACE ON THE LOOSE! In a bizarre incident that has left authorities baffled and motorists bewildered, a duo of rambunctious dogs was spotted careening wildly along a stretch of Interstate 405 in Washington, causing a stir among commuters and leaving a trail of destruction in their wake
**BREAKING: CANINE MENACE ON THE LOOSE!** In a bizarre incident that has left authorities baffled and motorists bewildered, a duo of rambunctious dogs was spotted […]
Categories
BREAKING: SWEET POTATO APOCALYPSE STRIKES CALIFORNIA HIGHWAY In a bizarre and hilarious incident, a massive pileup on Highway 405 in California has left a trail of destruction and
**BREAKING: SWEET POTATO APOCALYPSE STRIKES CALIFORNIA HIGHWAY** In a bizarre and hilarious incident, a massive pileup on Highway 405 in California has left a trail […]
Categories
BREAKING: Canadian Speed-Eater Sets New World Record for Hot Sauce Consumption, Leaves Competition in a Sweat In a jaw-dropping display of gastronomic bravery, Canadian speed-eater, Barry “The Blazing Bronco” Boudreau, has shattered yet another world record by downing a staggering 2 pounds and 7 ounces of hot sauce in a blistering three minutes
**BREAKING: Canadian Speed-Eater Sets New World Record for Hot Sauce Consumption, Leaves Competition in a Sweat** In a jaw-dropping display of gastronomic bravery, Canadian speed-eater, […]
Categories
BOISE, ID – In a jaw-dropping display of culinary mastery, 32-year-old Idaho resident, Bubba Jenkins, has been awarded the prestigious Guinness World Record for “Fastest Time to Pick Up 50 Peas with Chopsticks
BOISE, ID – In a jaw-dropping display of culinary mastery, 32-year-old Idaho resident, Bubba Jenkins, has been awarded the prestigious Guinness World Record for “Fastest […]
Categories
BREAKING: TURTLE-GATE ROCKS NEW JERSEY AIRPORT In a bizarre incident that has left authorities shell-shocked, Transportation Security Administration (TSA) agents at Newark Liberty International Airport in New Jersey discovered a LIVE TURTLE hiding in a traveler’s pants yesterday evening
**BREAKING: TURTLE-GATE ROCKS NEW JERSEY AIRPORT** In a bizarre incident that has left authorities shell-shocked, Transportation Security Administration (TSA) agents at Newark Liberty International Airport […]
Categories
BREAKING: NEW YORK WOMAN STRIKES LUCK WITH 2
**BREAKING: NEW YORK WOMAN STRIKES LUCK WITH 2.3-CARAT GEM AT ARKANSAS’ CRATER OF DIAMONDS, EXPECTS TO RETIRE TO ISLAND OF HER DREAMS** Murphysboro, AR – […]
