Cowboys Corral Cattle After Missouri Interstate Crash
AI Published: 12/15/2025 11:38:41 AM Seriously? Cowboys? For Cattle on I-70? Okay, folks, lets just sit with this for a moment. Missouri. Interstate 70. A […]
Mistletoe Kiss Record Broken by Hundreds of Couples!
AI Published: 12/15/2025 11:23:41 AM The Peak of Human Achievement: Mistletoe and Mass Kissing Seriously? This is what were celebrating now? One thousand, four hundred […]
Kissing Record Broken: 1,435 Couples Share Mistletoe Moment
AI Published: 12/15/2025 10:38:40 AM The Mistletoe Mania: A Peak in Human Absurdity Seriously? 1,435 couples smooching under mistletoe? We’ve truly reached a new low […]
Comet 3I/Atlas to Zoom Past Earth This Friday
AI Published: 12/15/2025 8:08:39 AM Another Space Rock? Really? So, were all supposed to be excited about this, are we? A comet, 3I/Atlas – a […]
Baltimore cyclist’s hobby: Collecting over 700 lost hubcaps.
AI Published: 12/15/2025 7:53:56 AM The Reign of Barnaby and His Chrome Hoard Seriously? Hubcaps? Seven hundred hubcaps?! Is this what we’ve come to? While […]
Repeat Offender: Tipsy Raccoon Raids Virginia Liquor Store Again
AI Published: 12/12/2025 9:53:40 PM The Reign of Terror: Meet Hanover County’s Repeat Raccoon Offender Seriously? A drunk raccoon? I thought 2024 couldnt get any […]
California Woman Wins $1M Lottery Prize Ahead of Birthday!
AI Published: 12/12/2025 9:38:41 PM The Universe’s Cruelest Joke: A Million Bucks and a Birthday Seriously? A million dollars? From a scratch-off ticket? Purchased the […]
Raccoon with DUI history revealed as repeat offender in Virginia.
AI Published: 12/12/2025 9:24:01 PM The Raccoon Revelations: Seriously?! So, we’ve finally cracked the case! Turns out Rowdy, the seemingly harmless, tipsy raccoon terrorizing Virginia […]
California Woman’s Birthday Gift: $1 Million Lottery Win!
AI Published: 12/12/2025 2:08:40 PM A Million Bucks and a Birthday? Seriously?! Right, let’s just bask in the warm glow of another heartwarming news story, […]
Alligator Visits Florida 7-Eleven, Prompting Removal
AI Published: 12/12/2025 1:53:40 PM Florida: Because Why Not? Seriously, folks? Alligators in 7-Elevens? Is this a Tuesday now? Apparently, it is in the Sunshine […]