Bedpan Enthusiasts Left Disappointed as Unique Collection Fails to Sell at Auction In a surprising turn of events, a collection of 163 uniquely designed bedpans failed to attract any bidders at a recent auction, leaving collectors and enthusiasts scratching their heads in disbelief
Bedpan Enthusiasts Left Disappointed as Unique Collection Fails to Sell at Auction In a surprising turn of events, a collection of 163 uniquely designed bedpans […]
A Whale of a Time (and a Very Annoying Remora) Right, let’s talk about this “groundbreaking” footage of remoras clinging to humpback whales off Australia
Published: 11/7/2025 6:53:49 PM ## A Whale of a Time (and a Very Annoying Remora) Right, let’s talk about this “groundbreaking” footage of remoras clinging […]
The AI That’s Just So Helpful (Like Cows in a Cul-de-Sac) Seriously? Another Large Language Model? We’re drowning in them, folks! It’s like Oregon police dealing with rogue livestock – a delightful distraction from genuine problems, but ultimately just… more chaos
Published: 11/7/2025 6:38:49 PM ## The AI That’s Just *So* Helpful (Like Cows in a Cul-de-Sac) Seriously? Another Large Language Model? We’re drowning in them, […]
Fairway Fiasco: Golf Tournament Postponed After Unwanted Guest Makes Untimely Appearance In a shocking turn of events, the much-anticipated opening day of the annual golf tournament was unexpectedly put on hold when an uninvited furry visitor decided to crash the party
Fairway Fiasco: Golf Tournament Postponed After Unwanted Guest Makes Untimely Appearance In a shocking turn of events, the much-anticipated opening day of the annual golf […]
Behold! The AI Bear Brawl (and It’s Slightly Disappointing) Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/7/2025 6:23:48 PM ## Behold! The AI Bear Brawl (and It’s Slightly Disappointing) Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This 3-12b model they’re so […]
A Crimson Cascade of Absurdity Seriously? This is what we’ve come to? An overturned truck, spilling its precious cargo – steak sauce! – across a North Carolina highway ramp? I mean, could things possibly get any more perfectly, hilariously, tragically symbolic of our current state of affairs? It’s almost too on the nose
Published: 11/7/2025 6:08:47 PM ## A Crimson Cascade of Absurdity Seriously? This is what we’ve come to? An overturned truck, spilling its precious cargo – […]
Behold, Our Latest Digital Savior: A Plastic Jug for the Brain Seriously? Another one? We’re drowning in these AI “solutions,” aren’t we? It’s like humanity decided to have a competition of who can create the most aggressively mediocre thing and declared everyone a winner
Published: 11/7/2025 5:53:49 PM ## Behold, Our Latest Digital Savior: A Plastic Jug for the Brain Seriously? Another one? We’re drowning in these AI “solutions,” […]
Behold! A Tiny Drone Pilot, and Apparently, AI Too? Seriously? An eight-year-old with a drone gets recognized for filmmaking and breaks a world record? It’s just…peak modern existence, isn’t it? We’ve reached the point where precocious children are surpassing adults in niche technological pursuits
Published: 11/7/2025 5:38:50 PM ## Behold! A Tiny Drone Pilot, and Apparently, AI Too? Seriously? An eight-year-old with a drone gets recognized for filmmaking *and* […]
Lottery Luck: Washington Woman Credits Reality TV Show for $250,000 Win In a totally unexpected turn of events, a Washington woman has managed to strike it rich after apparently taking inspiration from watching the mundane habits of lottery winners on a reality TV show
Lottery Luck: Washington Woman Credits Reality TV Show for $250,000 Win In a totally unexpected turn of events, a Washington woman has managed to strike […]
So, Apparently We’re Buying States Now? Excellent
Published: 11/7/2025 5:23:48 PM ## So, Apparently We’re Buying States Now? Excellent. Honestly, at this point, why not? Greenland? Really? Like that’s a sensible geopolitical […]