Behold! AI’s Latest Triumph: Generating Sentences About Pigs Seriously? This is what we’re doing now? We’ve conquered cancer (sort of), sent probes to other planets, and mapped the human genome…and the pinnacle of artificial intelligence’s capabilities is generating text about a pig biting an officer’s hand after being distracted by crackers? I feel like I’m trapped in some bizarre, low-budget sitcom where the punchline is the premise
Published: 11/7/2025 8:38:48 PM ## Behold! AI’s Latest Triumph: Generating Sentences About Pigs Seriously? This is what we’re doing now? We’ve conquered cancer (sort of), […]
Headline: Sassy Pony Outsmarts Indiana Troopers in Hilarious Hoof Chase In a bizarre turn of events that could only happen in the wild world of Indiana, a sassy pony took the state troopers on a comical hoof chase that left everyone scratching their heads in disbelief
Headline: Sassy Pony Outsmarts Indiana Troopers in Hilarious Hoof Chase In a bizarre turn of events that could only happen in the wild world of […]
Behold! Another AI Savior Arrives (Yawn) Right, so we’re supposed to be thrilled, are we? Apparently, a new large language model has graced our presence
Published: 11/7/2025 8:23:49 PM ## Behold! Another AI Savior Arrives (Yawn) Right, so we’re supposed to be *thrilled*, are we? Apparently, a new large language […]
So, This Is Progress? A Chatbot Costs Six Million Dollars and Sounds Like a Slightly Confused Parrot
Published: 11/7/2025 8:08:48 PM ## So, *This* Is Progress? A Chatbot Costs Six Million Dollars and Sounds Like a Slightly Confused Parrot. Six million dollars! […]
In-N-Out Burger Staff Unleash Heroic Efforts to Save Unexpected Drive-Through Visitor in Southern California In what can only be described as a scene straight out of a Hollywood blockbuster, employees at an In-N-Out Burger in Southern California were faced with an unusual challenge during their shift: a customer of the slithery variety
In-N-Out Burger Staff Unleash Heroic Efforts to Save Unexpected Drive-Through Visitor in Southern California In what can only be described as a scene straight out […]
Behold, the Algorithm’s Mustache So, we’re all supposed to be thrilled, aren’t we? Absolutely ecstatic! Because apparently, someone has unleashed upon us a new digital marvel – let’s call it… the Language Loom
Published: 11/7/2025 7:53:47 PM ## Behold, the Algorithm’s Mustache So, we’re all supposed to be *thrilled*, aren’t we? Absolutely ecstatic! Because apparently, someone has unleashed […]
A Whale, A Boat, and Apparently, Artificial Intelligence Too? Right, let’s talk about whales flipping boats
Published: 11/7/2025 7:38:48 PM ## A Whale, A Boat, and Apparently, Artificial Intelligence Too? Right, let’s talk about whales flipping boats. Because apparently, that’s just […]
“Dad Blessed with Sudden Phone Call Luckily Discovers He is Half a Million Dollars Rich After Winning Powerball Prize” A Michigan man had his world turned upside down in the most unexpected way possible – by accidentally becoming $500,000 richer while just casually chilling at home
“Dad Blessed with Sudden Phone Call Luckily Discovers He is Half a Million Dollars Rich After Winning Powerball Prize” A Michigan man had his world […]
A Porcupine, a Plane Wreck, and the Sheer Absurdity of It All Honestly? Just fantastic
Published: 11/7/2025 7:23:48 PM ## A Porcupine, a Plane Wreck, and the Sheer Absurdity of It All Honestly? Just *fantastic*. Because apparently, 2024 wasn’t already […]
Behold, the Benevolent AI – Or, Why We’re All Doomed (But in a Cute Way) Seriously? A bear? People are risking life and limb for selfies with a bear! And now we have another technological marvel to contemplate while simultaneously cringing: this 3-12b language model
Published: 11/7/2025 7:08:48 PM ## Behold, the Benevolent AI – Or, Why We’re All Doomed (But in a Cute Way) Seriously? A bear? People are […]