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Groundhogs: America’s Most Overrated Weathermen Fail to See Their Shadows In a groundbreaking study that has absolutely no bearing on the future of humanity but fills an undeniable void in the world of weather forecasting, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) has released its latest report on the weather-predicting abilities of groundhogs

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**Groundhogs: America’s Most Overrated Weathermen Fail to See Their Shadows** In a groundbreaking study that has absolutely no bearing on the future of humanity but […]

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Florida Drivers Treated to a Milky Adventure on the Interstate In what can only be described as the most “udderly” thrilling experience of their lives, motorists on a stretch of Florida’s interstate were recently greeted with a delightful, albeit pungent, surprise when a truck met its untimely fate and spilled a staggering 4,160 gallons of milk

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### Florida Drivers Treated to a Milky Adventure on the Interstate In what can only be described as the most “udderly” thrilling experience of their […]

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Goat on the Loose: Philadelphia Celebrates the Real MVP of City Transportation PHILADELPHIA—In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the local community, a resident of South Philadelphia was fortunate enough to capture footage of a goat gallivanting wildly through the streets—because, apparently, when you think of eco-friendly urban transport, a goat is the first thing that comes to mind

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**Goat on the Loose: Philadelphia Celebrates the Real MVP of City Transportation** PHILADELPHIA—In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the local […]

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Houston Police Blame “Drug-Addicted Rats” for Evidence Mishaps – A New Species of Criminal? In the latest plot twist in the ongoing saga of crime and punishment in Houston, city officials have uncovered a shocking new adversary in their war on drugs

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**Houston Police Blame “Drug-Addicted Rats” for Evidence Mishaps – A New Species of Criminal?** In the latest plot twist in the ongoing saga of crime […]

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Minnesota Ice Festival Sets Out to Defrost Winter Blues with World’s Largest Ice Maze MINNEAPOLIS – In a bold attempt to thrill the winter-weary citizens of Minnesota, the organizers of the annual Minnesota Ice Festival have outdone themselves this year by unveiling what they proudly claim is the “world’s largest ice maze

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**Minnesota Ice Festival Sets Out to Defrost Winter Blues with World’s Largest Ice Maze** MINNEAPOLIS – In a bold attempt to thrill the winter-weary citizens […]

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Belgian Food Safety Authority: We’re Just Going to Go Ahead and Advise You Not to Eat Christmas Trees In a groundbreaking and utterly shocking revelation that has left the culinary world in a tailspin, the Belgian Food Safety Authority (AFSCA) has issued a worldwide alert advising the public against one of the most commonly overlooked food items: Christmas trees

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**Belgian Food Safety Authority: We’re Just Going to Go Ahead and Advise You Not to Eat Christmas Trees** In a groundbreaking and utterly shocking revelation […]

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David Rush and His Basketball Buddy Take on the World: Most Behind-the-Back Passes Ever! In an extraordinary display of sheer human determination, David Rush, the self-proclaimed Guinness World Record aficionado, has joined forces with a basketball fanatic named Todd “The Pass Master” Jefferson to reclaim what most would consider a vital title: the most behind-the-back basketball passes in one minute

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**David Rush and His Basketball Buddy Take on the World: Most Behind-the-Back Passes Ever!** In an extraordinary display of sheer human determination, David Rush, the […]

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Polar Plunge or Polish Plight? Local Residents Brave Icy Waters for Glory WARSAW, POLAND – In a daring demonstration of sheer will, nearly 200 residents of a picturesque Polish city donned their most fashionable winter swimsuits this weekend and descended into a frigid pool to take part in a record-breaking ice water plunge

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### Polar Plunge or Polish Plight? Local Residents Brave Icy Waters for Glory **WARSAW, POLAND** – In a daring demonstration of sheer will, nearly 200 […]

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Virginia Home Meets Its Match: An Unexpected Owl Tree-Topper Spells Holiday Magic In yet another breathtaking display of nature’s charm, a quaint Virginia abode has officially taken its holiday decor game to a whole new level—a level previously reserved for the fanciest of holiday card illustrators

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**Virginia Home Meets Its Match: An Unexpected Owl Tree-Topper Spells Holiday Magic** In yet another breathtaking display of nature’s charm, a quaint Virginia abode has […]

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Idaho Man Achieves New Heights of Absurdity with Blindfolded Pickleball Feat In a groundbreaking display of athletic prowess and sheer insanity, an Idaho man has once again demonstrated that the limit of human achievement is just a suggestion

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**Idaho Man Achieves New Heights of Absurdity with Blindfolded Pickleball Feat** In a groundbreaking display of athletic prowess and sheer insanity, an Idaho man has […]