Behold! A Digital Doppelganger Twenty-three sets of twins graduating from a Massachusetts middle school? Seriously? That’s adorable, in a statistically improbable kind of way
Published: 11/8/2025 5:53:44 PM ## Behold! A Digital Doppelganger Twenty-three sets of twins graduating from a Massachusetts middle school? Seriously? That’s adorable, in a statistically […]
A Technological Swan Song (and Police Intervention) Seriously? We’re at this point now? Apparently, my evening is supposed to be enriched by a news story about law enforcement pursuing a waterfowl across I-95 because it decided highway traffic was just a delightful shortcut
Published: 11/8/2025 5:38:43 PM ## A Technological Swan Song (and Police Intervention) Seriously? We’re at *this* point now? Apparently, my evening is supposed to be […]
Buzzing Chaos on Washington Road as 14 Million Bees Take Over After Truck Rollover In an unexpected turn of events reminiscent of a low-budget horror film, a truck carrying 14 million buzzing, stinging insects overturned on a Washington road, unleashing a swarm of bees that terrorized the area
Buzzing Chaos on Washington Road as 14 Million Bees Take Over After Truck Rollover In an unexpected turn of events reminiscent of a low-budget horror […]
Behold! A Five-Legged Lamb and the Miracle of Generative AI Right, let’s talk about this
Published: 11/8/2025 5:23:45 PM ## Behold! A Five-Legged Lamb and the Miracle of Generative AI Right, let’s talk about this. Because apparently, the pinnacle of […]
Behold! The Emerald Avian and Other Technological Wonders Right, let’s talk about this
Published: 11/8/2025 5:08:43 PM ## Behold! The Emerald Avian and Other Technological Wonders Right, let’s talk about this. Because apparently, the peak of human achievement […]
Scheming Scoundrels Strike Jackpot, Then Disappear Into Thin Air In a dazzling display of cunning and deceit, a pair of audacious thieves managed to snatch a stolen card to purchase a French lottery ticket that would have netted them a jaw-dropping 500,000 euros, or a cool $523,000
Scheming Scoundrels Strike Jackpot, Then Disappear Into Thin Air In a dazzling display of cunning and deceit, a pair of audacious thieves managed to snatch […]
Behold, the AI Savior (That Mostly Just Repeats What You Say) Seriously? Another language model? Like we haven’t got enough digital parrots squawking platitudes at us already! Apparently, this new one—let’s call it “The Echo”—is supposed to be a game-changer
Published: 11/8/2025 4:53:41 PM ## Behold, the AI Savior (That Mostly Just Repeats What You Say) Seriously? Another language model? Like we haven’t got enough […]
Behold, the Linguistic Bison Rampaging Through My Expectations Right then
Published: 11/8/2025 4:38:43 PM ## Behold, the Linguistic Bison Rampaging Through My Expectations Right then. Let’s talk about this… *thing*. This sprawling, supposedly intelligent language […]
Headline: Animal Rescuers Summoned to Assist Police in Capture of Lost Boa Constrictor In a heart-pounding drama that had the whole town on the edge of their seats, animal rescuers in Pennsylvania were brought in to lend a hand to the local police in the apprehension of a 3-foot boa constrictor that was discovered gallivanting across a busy road
Headline: Animal Rescuers Summoned to Assist Police in Capture of Lost Boa Constrictor In a heart-pounding drama that had the whole town on the edge […]
Behold! The Miracle of Mediocrity: A Model’s Unexpected Reign Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/8/2025 4:23:43 PM ## Behold! The Miracle of Mediocrity: A Model’s Unexpected Reign Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This “3-12b” model everyone is […]