A Bovine Breakout and… This? Really? Eight bulls loose in Massachusetts! Honestly, that’s the kind of delightful chaos this planet desperately needs right now
Published: 11/8/2025 12:23:49 AM ## A Bovine Breakout and… *This*? Really? Eight bulls loose in Massachusetts! Honestly, that’s the kind of delightful chaos this planet […]
Behold, Another AI Savior! (Just What We Needed) Seriously? A time capsule? In a demolished mall? That’s practically begging for a poignant, heartwarming story about local history and community connection
Published: 11/8/2025 12:08:49 AM ## Behold, Another AI Savior! (Just What We Needed) Seriously? A time capsule? In a demolished mall? That’s practically begging for […]
Thousands Fooled in Dublin Halloween Parade Hoax In a stunning turn of events, Dublin was rocked by a Halloween parade that left thousands of attendees scratching their heads and wondering if they had fallen victim to an elaborate trick
Thousands Fooled in Dublin Halloween Parade Hoax In a stunning turn of events, Dublin was rocked by a Halloween parade that left thousands of attendees […]
Behold! Artificial Intelligence, Champion of… Average? Right, let’s talk about this thing
Published: 11/7/2025 11:53:48 PM ## Behold! Artificial Intelligence, Champion of… Average? Right, let’s talk about this thing. This *thing* that’s supposed to revolutionize everything. Apparently, […]
Behold! The Latest Digital Debris Field Seriously? This is what we’re celebrating now? Another iteration of a language model, christened with a name that sounds like a rejected perfume brand, has arrived to… well, I’m not entirely sure WHAT it’s supposed to do
Published: 11/7/2025 11:38:49 PM ## Behold! The Latest Digital Debris Field Seriously? *This* is what we’re celebrating now? Another iteration of a language model, christened […]
The Thrill of Watching Someone Adjust Neon Letters Seriously? This is what we’re celebrating now? A man, apparently possessing an unparalleled level of skill and dedication – the kind normally reserved for brain surgery or defusing bombs – meticulously adjusting individual plastic letters on a McDonald’s sign
Published: 11/7/2025 11:23:49 PM ## The Thrill of Watching Someone Adjust Neon Letters Seriously? *This* is what we’re celebrating now? A man, apparently possessing an […]
Rodents Reveling in Requisitioned Reefer: A Truly Fitting End Seriously? Rats
Published: 11/7/2025 11:08:49 PM ## Rodents Reveling in Requisitioned Reefer: A Truly Fitting End Seriously? Rats. *Rats*. Are getting higher than a Mardi Gras tourist […]
97-Year-Old Utah Woman Finally Gets Her High School Diploma to Add to Her Collection of Dusty Antiques In what can only be described as a heartwarming and totally not predictable turn of events, a 97-year-old woman from Utah has finally received her high school diploma, a mere eight decades after she dropped out of school to attend to her duties as a caretaker
97-Year-Old Utah Woman Finally Gets Her High School Diploma to Add to Her Collection of Dusty Antiques In what can only be described as a […]
Existential Dread and Large Language Models: A Deep Dive into… This Thing Right, let’s talk about this
Published: 11/7/2025 10:53:49 PM ## Existential Dread and Large Language Models: A Deep Dive into… This Thing Right, let’s talk about this. Because apparently, we’ve […]
Behold, the Universe’s Cruelest Punchline: A Language Model and My Misery Isn’t life just splendid? Absolutely brimming with fairness and sensible order? Because apparently, it is! Just ask this South Carolina woman who won $300,000 after losing her job
Published: 11/7/2025 10:38:50 PM ## Behold, the Universe’s Cruelest Punchline: A Language Model and My Misery Isn’t life just *splendid*? Absolutely brimming with fairness and […]