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BREAKING: FELINE IN PERIL! In a daring rescue operation that will be etched in the annals of history as one of the most thrilling tales of bravery and cunning, a fearless feline named Whiskers was plucked from the jaws of despair – or rather, the depths of a well – in rural Virginia yesterday
**BREAKING: FELINE IN PERIL!** In a daring rescue operation that will be etched in the annals of history as one of the most thrilling tales […]
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SHOCKING CASE OF EXTREME BOOK LONGEVITY ROCKS UNIVERSITY OF BRITISH COLUMBIA Vancouver, BC – In a bizarre incident that has left the University of British Columbia community stunned, a former student has returned a book to the school that he had borrowed a staggering 64 years ago
**SHOCKING CASE OF EXTREME BOOK LONGEVITY ROCKS UNIVERSITY OF BRITISH COLUMBIA** Vancouver, BC – In a bizarre incident that has left the University of British […]
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Chimpanzees Throw Wild Fruit Fiesta: Zookeeper Left to Wonder if “Happy Hour” Applies to Primates In the latest breakthrough that is sure to shock no one, chimpanzees at the Green Hill Sanctuary have been caught on camera engaging in what can only be described as a raucous soiree featuring the finest fermented fruit beverages nature has to offer
**Chimpanzees Throw Wild Fruit Fiesta: Zookeeper Left to Wonder if “Happy Hour” Applies to Primates** In the latest breakthrough that is sure to shock no […]
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Moo-ving Mayhem in Kemptville: OPP Issues Urgent Livestock Advisory KEMPTVILLE, ON – In a thrilling plot twist that sounds ripped straight from a rural sitcom, the Ontario Provincial Police unfurled an urgent warning Friday morning about two audacious cows and a sheep roaming freely through the bustling streets of downtown Kemptville
**Moo-ving Mayhem in Kemptville: OPP Issues Urgent Livestock Advisory** KEMPTVILLE, ON – In a thrilling plot twist that sounds ripped straight from a rural sitcom, […]
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BREAKING: Dummy-Gate Rocks Washington State as Cops Crack Down on Creativity In a bizarre crackdown on traffic trickery, the Washington State Patrol has revealed that not one, but TWO brazen drivers were caught using dummies as passengers to fake their way into coveted carpool lanes over the course of just 48 hours
**BREAKING: Dummy-Gate Rocks Washington State as Cops Crack Down on Creativity** In a bizarre crackdown on traffic trickery, the Washington State Patrol has revealed that […]
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BREAKING: ROGUE SNAKE WREAKS HAVOC IN QUIET AUSTRALIAN SUBURB, CAPTURED AFTER 5-DAY MANHUNT In a daring and dramatic turn of events, a massive boa constrictor was finally apprehended yesterday evening, bringing an end to a 5-day reign of terror in the normally tranquil Australian suburb of Oakdale
**BREAKING: ROGUE SNAKE WREAKS HAVOC IN QUIET AUSTRALIAN SUBURB, CAPTURED AFTER 5-DAY MANHUNT** In a daring and dramatic turn of events, a massive boa constrictor […]
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BREAKING: ZEBRA ON THE LOOSE IN TENNESSEE, CAUSING PANDEMONIUM ON THE HIGHWAY In a bizarre incident that has left authorities baffled and motorists bewildered, a rogue zebra named “Zeke” broke free from his owner’s backyard in rural Tennessee and went for a wild ride on the highway
**BREAKING: ZEBRA ON THE LOOSE IN TENNESSEE, CAUSING PANDEMONIUM ON THE HIGHWAY** In a bizarre incident that has left authorities baffled and motorists bewildered, a […]
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BREAKING: LOTTERY WINNER’S LIFE TURNS UPSIDE DOWN AFTER $1 MILLION JACKPOT WIN IN MASSACHUSETTS In a stunning turn of events, local resident and self-proclaimed ” Lottery Whisperer” Jack Harris, 32, of New York, has won the top prize of $1 million in the Massachusetts Lottery’s “Mega Millions
**BREAKING: LOTTERY WINNER’S LIFE TURNS UPSIDE DOWN AFTER $1 MILLION JACKPOT WIN IN MASSACHUSETTS** In a stunning turn of events, local resident and self-proclaimed ” […]
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BREAKING: Library Stunned as Mystery Person Returns 51-Year-Old Overdue Book, Sends Shockwaves Through Nation FARGO, NORTH DAKOTA – In a bizarre incident that has left librarians and bookworms alike scratching their heads, a copy of Daphne du Maurier’s classic novel “Rebecca” was returned to the Fargo Public Library – a whopping 51 years after it was due
**BREAKING: Library Stunned as Mystery Person Returns 51-Year-Old Overdue Book, Sends Shockwaves Through Nation** FARGO, NORTH DAKOTA – In a bizarre incident that has left […]
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BREAKING: Hunters Wage War on Slithery Menace in Everglades, Mice and Rabbits Breathe Collective Sigh of Relief In a daring nighttime operation, a team of fearless hunters ventured into the depths of the Florida Everglades, determined to take down the notorious Burmese pythons that have been wreaking havoc on the local wildlife
**BREAKING: Hunters Wage War on Slithery Menace in Everglades, Mice and Rabbits Breathe Collective Sigh of Relief** In a daring nighttime operation, a team of […]