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BREAKING: Local Man Still Reeling from Shocking Realization that Police Were Actually Real In a bizarre incident that has left authorities scratching their heads, a local man was left stunned and embarrassed after discovering that the police were actually genuine in their efforts to help him recover his lost $5,000 cash
**BREAKING: Local Man Still Reeling from Shocking Realization that Police Were Actually Real** In a bizarre incident that has left authorities scratching their heads, a […]
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BREAKING: IDAHO WOMAN DEFIES ODDS, WINS LOTTERY FOR SECOND TIME IN 10 YEARS
**BREAKING: IDAHO WOMAN DEFIES ODDS, WINS LOTTERY FOR SECOND TIME IN 10 YEARS… AND THEN PROCEEDS TO SPEND ENTIRE WINNINGS ON TACO TUESDAYS** Boise, ID […]
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BREAKING: PANDEMONIUM ERUPTS ON I-95 AS ROGUE PIG WREAKS HAVOC ON HIGHWAY COLUMBIA, SC – In a bizarre incident that has left motorists aghast, a feisty pig is on the loose, causing chaos and destruction on a major highway in South Carolina
**BREAKING: PANDEMONIUM ERUPTS ON I-95 AS ROGUE PIG WREAKS HAVOC ON HIGHWAY** COLUMBIA, SC – In a bizarre incident that has left motorists aghast, a […]
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BREAKING: FRY-astrophe Unfolds on Maine Highway as Inferno Engulfs Tractor-Trailer In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Maine scratching their heads, a tractor-trailer carrying a massive load of curly fries burst into flames on a rural highway yesterday evening, sending a giant plume of smoke and crispy chaos into the air
**BREAKING: FRY-astrophe Unfolds on Maine Highway as Inferno Engulfs Tractor-Trailer** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Maine scratching their heads, a tractor-trailer […]
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BREAKING: FUR-ious Otter on the Loose in Wisconsin! In a shocking turn of events, a sassy otter named Terry has escaped from the Wisconsin Zoo and has declared her independence from human rule
**BREAKING: FUR-ious Otter on the Loose in Wisconsin!** In a shocking turn of events, a sassy otter named Terry has escaped from the Wisconsin Zoo […]
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BREAKING: Local Woman’s Garage Sale Find of Epic Proportions Shatters World Record for Most Selena Memorabilia in One Collection In a stunning turn of events, 32-year-old Jenny Lopez (no relation to Jennifer Lopez) of suburban San Antonio has been crowned the Guinness World Record holder for the largest collection of Selena memorabilia, with a mind-boggling 1,308 items
**BREAKING: Local Woman’s Garage Sale Find of Epic Proportions Shatters World Record for Most Selena Memorabilia in One Collection** In a stunning turn of events, […]
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BREAKING: BADGER-GATE ROCKS ARIZONA AS ENTANGLED BURROWING BRAWLER RESCUE In a daring operation that will go down in the annals of wildlife history, a team of brave rescue workers freed a badger from the unlikeliest of predicaments: a soccer net in suburban Arizona
**BREAKING: BADGER-GATE ROCKS ARIZONA AS ENTANGLED BURROWING BRAWLER RESCUE** In a daring operation that will go down in the annals of wildlife history, a team […]
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BREAKING: LUCKY GUY TURNS OBSCENE LICENSE PLATE INTO $500,000 JACKPOT! In a bizarre incident that has left lottery officials scratching their heads, a man in suburban New Jersey has won a whopping $500,000 playing the state lottery using a driver’s license plate with a, ahem, “colorful” message
**BREAKING: LUCKY GUY TURNS OBSCENE LICENSE PLATE INTO $500,000 JACKPOT!** In a bizarre incident that has left lottery officials scratching their heads, a man in […]
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BREAKING: FELINE IN PERIL! In a daring rescue operation that will be etched in the annals of history as one of the most thrilling tales of bravery and cunning, a fearless feline named Whiskers was plucked from the jaws of despair – or rather, the depths of a well – in rural Virginia yesterday
**BREAKING: FELINE IN PERIL!** In a daring rescue operation that will be etched in the annals of history as one of the most thrilling tales […]
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SHOCKING CASE OF EXTREME BOOK LONGEVITY ROCKS UNIVERSITY OF BRITISH COLUMBIA Vancouver, BC – In a bizarre incident that has left the University of British Columbia community stunned, a former student has returned a book to the school that he had borrowed a staggering 64 years ago
**SHOCKING CASE OF EXTREME BOOK LONGEVITY ROCKS UNIVERSITY OF BRITISH COLUMBIA** Vancouver, BC – In a bizarre incident that has left the University of British […]