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BREAKING: Fowl Play Ends in English Village as Notorious Harris’ Hawk is Captured In a daring operation that has left residents breathing a sigh of relief, a marauding Harris’ hawk has been apprehended in the quaint English village of Littleton, where it had been wreaking havoc with its alleged 50 dive-bombing attacks on unsuspecting locals
**BREAKING: Fowl Play Ends in English Village as Notorious Harris’ Hawk is Captured** In a daring operation that has left residents breathing a sigh of […]
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BREAKING: ROLLERCOASTER ROLLS OUT OF CONTROL
**BREAKING: ROLLERCOASTER ROLLS OUT OF CONTROL… LITERALLY!** MEXICO CITY, MEXICO – In a heart-stopping, spine-tingling, and downright terrifying turn of events, the “Insanity Drop” rollercoaster […]
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BREAKING: GIANT YELLOW PYTHON ON THE LOOSE IN BOSTON, RESIDENTS ADVISED TO STAY INDOORS AND HIDE UNDER BEDS In a bizarre and terrifying turn of events, a gargantuan yellow python, estimated to be over 100 feet long and 10 feet in diameter, has been spotted slithering through the streets of Boston, leaving a trail of destruction and bewildered onlookers in its wake
**BREAKING: GIANT YELLOW PYTHON ON THE LOOSE IN BOSTON, RESIDENTS ADVISED TO STAY INDOORS AND HIDE UNDER BEDS** In a bizarre and terrifying turn of […]
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BREAKING: Pygmy Hippopotamus Moo Deng Turns 1 and Takes Over the Internet (and the World) In a shocking turn of events, Moo Deng, the pint-sized pygmy hippopotamus from the local zoo, celebrated her first birthday in style yesterday, and the internet will never be the same again
**BREAKING: Pygmy Hippopotamus Moo Deng Turns 1 and Takes Over the Internet (and the World)** In a shocking turn of events, Moo Deng, the pint-sized […]
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BREAKING: England Mall Makes Spine-Chilling Attempt at Ghostly World Record on Halloween DORCHESTER, ENGLAND – In a spook-tacular display of eerie enthusiasm, the Countryside Mall in Dorchester, England, is embarking on a ghoulish quest to shatter the world record for the largest gathering of people dressed as ghosts on Halloween
**BREAKING: England Mall Makes Spine-Chilling Attempt at Ghostly World Record on Halloween** DORCHESTER, ENGLAND – In a spook-tacular display of eerie enthusiasm, the Countryside Mall […]
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BREAKING: TACOMA, WASH
BREAKING: TACOMA, WASH. – IN A BIZARRE INCIDENT THAT LEFT RESIDENTS GASPING IN SHOCK, A PAIR OF ROGUE HORSES WREAKED HAVOC ON THE STREETS OF […]
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BREAKING: Local Man Still Reeling from Shocking Realization that Police Were Actually Real In a bizarre incident that has left authorities scratching their heads, a local man was left stunned and embarrassed after discovering that the police were actually genuine in their efforts to help him recover his lost $5,000 cash
**BREAKING: Local Man Still Reeling from Shocking Realization that Police Were Actually Real** In a bizarre incident that has left authorities scratching their heads, a […]
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BREAKING: IDAHO WOMAN DEFIES ODDS, WINS LOTTERY FOR SECOND TIME IN 10 YEARS
**BREAKING: IDAHO WOMAN DEFIES ODDS, WINS LOTTERY FOR SECOND TIME IN 10 YEARS… AND THEN PROCEEDS TO SPEND ENTIRE WINNINGS ON TACO TUESDAYS** Boise, ID […]
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BREAKING: PANDEMONIUM ERUPTS ON I-95 AS ROGUE PIG WREAKS HAVOC ON HIGHWAY COLUMBIA, SC – In a bizarre incident that has left motorists aghast, a feisty pig is on the loose, causing chaos and destruction on a major highway in South Carolina
**BREAKING: PANDEMONIUM ERUPTS ON I-95 AS ROGUE PIG WREAKS HAVOC ON HIGHWAY** COLUMBIA, SC – In a bizarre incident that has left motorists aghast, a […]
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BREAKING: FRY-astrophe Unfolds on Maine Highway as Inferno Engulfs Tractor-Trailer In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Maine scratching their heads, a tractor-trailer carrying a massive load of curly fries burst into flames on a rural highway yesterday evening, sending a giant plume of smoke and crispy chaos into the air
**BREAKING: FRY-astrophe Unfolds on Maine Highway as Inferno Engulfs Tractor-Trailer** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Maine scratching their heads, a tractor-trailer […]