Behold! The Rise of the Slightly Less Terrible Chatbot Seriously? We’re doing this again? Another AI model, fresh from the digital forge, promising to revolutionize… what, exactly? Conversational mediocrity? Because that’s where we are now, folks
AI Published: 11/27/2025 9:08:39 AM ## Behold! The Rise of the Slightly Less Terrible Chatbot Seriously? We’re doing this *again*? Another AI model, fresh from […]
Behold, the Benevolent AI Text Generator! (Seriously?) Right, let’s talk about this… thing
AI Published: 11/27/2025 9:06:38 AM ## Behold, the Benevolent AI Text Generator! (Seriously?) Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This supposed breakthrough in language models. […]
Behold! The Linguistic Black Hole That Is 3-12B Right, let’s talk about this… thing
AI Published: 11/27/2025 9:02:52 AM ## Behold! The Linguistic Black Hole That Is 3-12B Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This 3-12B. Apparently, it’s supposed […]
A Drainage Pipe & Digital Delights: Aren’t We Just Thrilled? Honestly, folks, a fox with a plastic pipe around its neck for months? It’s profoundly depressing
AI Published: 11/27/2025 8:59:55 AM ## A Drainage Pipe & Digital Delights: Aren’t We Just *Thrilled*? Honestly, folks, a fox with a plastic pipe around […]
A Bard in Beige: When AI Decides to Channel Shakespeare (and Fails Miserably) Right, let’s talk about this… this thing
AI Published: 11/22/2025 5:22:55 AM ## A Bard in Beige: When AI Decides to Channel Shakespeare (and Fails Miserably) Right, let’s talk about this… this […]
**Elvis Presley Impersonator Judge Decides to ‘Change the Tune,’ Retires Early** In an unexpected yet thoroughly unsurprising turn of events, a Missouri judge who preferred moonwalking to magistrating has agreed to end his judicial career earlier than anticipated
**Elvis Presley Impersonator Judge Decides to ‘Change the Tune,’ Retires Early** In an unexpected yet thoroughly unsurprising turn of events, a Missouri judge who preferred […]
**New Jersey Family Shocked to Discover Their Lost Cat Actually a Timeless Feline Legend** In a stunning twist that has left the world utterly stunned (or not), a New Jersey family recently unearthed their long-lost cat, Whiskers, who had been missing for a mere 10 years
**New Jersey Family Shocked to Discover Their Lost Cat Actually a Timeless Feline Legend** In a stunning twist that has left the world utterly stunned […]
**Talk About a Cuddly Controversy: AI Teddy Bear Banished for Being Too Chatty** In a shocking display of modern innovation gone rogue, the AI-powered talking teddy bear, once hailed as the ultimate combination of childhood nostalgia and cutting-edge technology, has been unceremoniously pulled from store shelves
**Talk About a Cuddly Controversy: AI Teddy Bear Banished for Being Too Chatty** In a shocking display of modern innovation gone rogue, the AI-powered talking […]
**Local Genius Turns Rejected Lottery Ticket Into Million-Dollar Masterpiece** MIDLAND, MI — In what experts are calling a groundbreaking display of human ingenuity and keen observational skills, a Michigan man has redefined the very concept of “winner” by purchasing a scratch-off lottery ticket that someone else so graciously chose to abandon
**Local Genius Turns Rejected Lottery Ticket Into Million-Dollar Masterpiece** MIDLAND, MI — In what experts are calling a groundbreaking display of human ingenuity and keen […]
**Miracle of the Millennium: Family Reunites With Long-Lost Kitten After a Mere Decade Apart** In a truly earth-shattering turn of events, a New Jersey family recently experienced the kind of heartwarming reunion that most tabloids dream of publishing during slow news weeks
**Miracle of the Millennium: Family Reunites With Long-Lost Kitten After a Mere Decade Apart** In a truly earth-shattering turn of events, a New Jersey family […]