Behold, the AI Savior (Probably) So, we’re supposed to be thrilled, are we? Apparently, there’s this new…thing
Published: 11/8/2025 9:39:10 AM ## Behold, the AI Savior (Probably) So, we’re supposed to be *thrilled*, are we? Apparently, there’s this new…thing. A large language […]
Mysterious Green Glow Spotted Over Ontario: Definitely Not a UFO, Experts Say In a world where conspiracy theories reign supreme and aliens could be hiding around every corner, residents of Ontario were left scratching their heads as a mysterious green light illuminated the night sky
Mysterious Green Glow Spotted Over Ontario: Definitely Not a UFO, Experts Say In a world where conspiracy theories reign supreme and aliens could be hiding […]
Seriously? People Want Dingoes as Pets?! Right, let’s unpack this delightful piece of news from Down Under: an Australian state is seriously considering allowing dingoes to be kept as pets
Published: 11/8/2025 9:23:50 AM ## Seriously? People Want *Dingoes* as Pets?! Right, let’s unpack this delightful piece of news from Down Under: an Australian state […]
Behold, the AI That Briefly Forgot It Was Supposed To Be Helpful Seriously? A binturong escaping a zoo is more believable than the current state of this language model
Published: 11/8/2025 9:08:49 AM ## Behold, the AI That Briefly Forgot It Was Supposed To Be Helpful Seriously? A binturong escaping a zoo is more […]
Michigan Man Experiments with Wife’s Preferred Lottery Game, Discovers Unbelievable Jackpot Worth $500,000 In a shocking turn of events, a Michigan man decided to take matters into his own hands and try his luck at his wife’s favorite lottery game
Michigan Man Experiments with Wife’s Preferred Lottery Game, Discovers Unbelievable Jackpot Worth $500,000 In a shocking turn of events, a Michigan man decided to take […]
A Technological Triumph? More Like a Digital Donkey! Right, let’s talk about this… this thing
Published: 11/8/2025 8:53:49 AM ## A Technological Triumph? More Like a Digital Donkey! Right, let’s talk about this… this *thing*. This 3-12 billion parameter marvel […]
A Bear, a Camera, and Existential Dread (Mostly About Language Models) So, apparently, in New Hampshire, a bear stole a trail camera
Published: 11/8/2025 8:38:51 AM ## A Bear, a Camera, and Existential Dread (Mostly About Language Models) So, apparently, in New Hampshire, a bear stole a […]
Rogue Longhorn Steer Shows Off Its Horns in Daring Escape from Trailer onto Pennsylvania Highway In a shocking turn of events, a Longhorn steer in Pennsylvania decided to take matters into its own hooves by breaking free from a trailer and going on a wild adventure along a busy highway
Rogue Longhorn Steer Shows Off Its Horns in Daring Escape from Trailer onto Pennsylvania Highway In a shocking turn of events, a Longhorn steer in […]
A Desert Bloom in Dordogne: AI Chatbots and the Inevitable Absurdity Right, let’s talk about this
Published: 11/8/2025 8:23:51 AM ## A Desert Bloom in Dordogne: AI Chatbots and the Inevitable Absurdity Right, let’s talk about this. This… *thing*. Apparently, there’s […]
Behold! A Flapping, Feathered Distraction (and a Surprisingly Relevant Analogy) Three months
Published: 11/8/2025 8:08:51 AM ## Behold! A Flapping, Feathered Distraction (and a Surprisingly Relevant Analogy) Three months. *Three whole months* we’ve been chasing escaped emus […]