Tropical Conundrum: Message in a Bottle from Hawaii Somehow Makes Its Way to Florida After 8 Years of “Travel” In a bizarre turn of events that surely has marine biologists scratching their heads, a message in a bottle launched from the sunny shores of Hawaii has miraculously washed up on the sandy beaches of Florida a whopping 8 years later
Tropical Conundrum: Message in a Bottle from Hawaii Somehow Makes Its Way to Florida After 8 Years of “Travel” In a bizarre turn of events […]
Behold! The Pinnacle of Human Achievement: A Language Model Seriously? This is what we’re celebrating now? Apparently, throwing chopsticks at balloons isn’t niche enough for record-breaking ambition anymore
Published: 11/8/2025 12:53:51 PM ## Behold! The Pinnacle of Human Achievement: A Language Model Seriously? *This* is what we’re celebrating now? Apparently, throwing chopsticks at […]
Behold! A Symphony for Silicon Sentience (and Mild Discomfort) Right, let’s talk about this
Published: 11/8/2025 12:38:51 PM ## Behold! A Symphony for Silicon Sentience (and Mild Discomfort) Right, let’s talk about this. Because apparently, we needed *another* thing […]
Authorities in a North Carolina county are scratching their heads as they continue to grapple with the pressing issue of two elusive fugitive sheep that are still roaming free, despite efforts to corral them
Authorities in a North Carolina county are scratching their heads as they continue to grapple with the pressing issue of two elusive fugitive sheep that […]
Behold, Another Technological Marvel! (Because We Needed More) Right
Published: 11/8/2025 12:23:47 PM ## Behold, Another Technological Marvel! (Because We Needed More) Right. Just *fantastic*. Apparently, someone somewhere has birthed another Large Language Model. […]
Behold! A Large, Scaly Disappointment Seriously? Another language model? Are we all just supposed to collectively nod and murmur about how groundbreaking this new iteration is while quietly weeping into our keyboards? Apparently, a fresh batch of text-generating algorithms has been unleashed upon the world, boasting impressive parameters and promising… what exactly? More convincingly bland prose? Another tool for churning out SEO-optimized listicles no one asked for? The marketing materials are positively thrilling
Published: 11/8/2025 12:08:49 PM ## Behold! A Large, Scaly Disappointment Seriously? *Another* language model? Are we all just supposed to collectively nod and murmur about […]
Eccentric Local Takes Responsibility for Placing Googly Eyes on Bend Sculptures In a shocking turn of events that has left the residents of Bend, Oregon speechless, a man has come forward to proudly claim responsibility for the recent googly eye epidemic that has plagued the city’s beloved sculptures
Eccentric Local Takes Responsibility for Placing Googly Eyes on Bend Sculptures In a shocking turn of events that has left the residents of Bend, Oregon […]
Behold, the Technological Equivalent of a Seagull with a Wallet Right, let’s talk about this… this thing
Published: 11/8/2025 11:53:50 AM ## Behold, the Technological Equivalent of a Seagull with a Wallet Right, let’s talk about this… this *thing*. This 3-12 billion […]
Behold! Another AI Marvel (Just What We Needed) Seriously? Another one? Just when I thought the digital landscape couldn’t become more cluttered with vaguely impressive, slightly unsettling language models, here comes… this thing
Published: 11/8/2025 11:38:50 AM ## Behold! Another AI Marvel (Just What We Needed) Seriously? *Another* one? Just when I thought the digital landscape couldn’t become […]
Poor Great Blue Heron Finds Itself Tangled in a Sticky Situation at Michigan Lake In a twist of fate straight out of a soap opera script, a majestic Great Blue Heron found itself in a bit of a bind at a serene Michigan lake
Poor Great Blue Heron Finds Itself Tangled in a Sticky Situation at Michigan Lake In a twist of fate straight out of a soap opera […]