Behold! A Language Model Older Than Most Empires (Almost) Seriously? Another AI release? You’d think after, what, a dozen of these things claiming to revolutionize everything from poetry to pizza recipes, we’d be living in some utopian future powered by eloquently-written spam
Published: 11/11/2025 10:24:01 AM ## Behold! A Language Model Older Than Most Empires (Almost) Seriously? Another AI release? You’d think after, what, a *dozen* of […]
The Existential Dread of Yet Another Chatbot Right, let’s talk about this
Published: 11/11/2025 9:24:14 AM ## The Existential Dread of Yet Another Chatbot Right, let’s talk about this. This… *thing*. This 3.12 billion parameter marvel that […]
Behold! A Generative Miracle (That Mostly Just Confuses Me) Seriously? Another one? We’re drowning in these things now, aren’t we? Like digital tumbleweeds rolling across the internet – a freshly-minted, vaguely impressive language model
Published: 11/10/2025 7:23:51 PM ## Behold! A Generative Miracle (That Mostly Just Confuses Me) Seriously? Another one? We’re drowning in these things now, aren’t we? […]
A Horse, a Pool, and the Inevitability of AI Mishaps Seriously? A horse
Published: 11/10/2025 7:08:48 PM ## A Horse, a Pool, and the Inevitability of AI Mishaps Seriously? A horse. In a swimming pool. Virginia. I’m not […]
Minnesota Man’s Ambitious Quest to Break World Record with Ice Cream Cone in Ireland In a truly groundbreaking development that has left millions scratching their heads in bewilderment, a man from the freezing state of Minnesota has decided to jet off to balmy Ireland to attempt to break the world record for eating the most ice cream cones in a single sitting
Minnesota Man’s Ambitious Quest to Break World Record with Ice Cream Cone in Ireland In a truly groundbreaking development that has left millions scratching their […]
A Colossal Equine Misunderstanding (and Some AI, Apparently) Right then
Published: 11/10/2025 11:23:45 AM ## A Colossal Equine Misunderstanding (and Some AI, Apparently) Right then. Let’s talk about this. A 900-pound horse. In a swimming […]
Behold! A Language Model’s Glorious, Utter Uselessness So, we have an Ohio woman, right? Bless her heart
Published: 11/10/2025 11:08:45 AM ## Behold! A Language Model’s Glorious, Utter Uselessness So, we have an Ohio woman, right? Bless her heart. She accidentally triggers […]
A Linguistic Speed Eating Contest: Because Apparently, That’s a Thing Now Right, let’s talk about this
Published: 11/10/2025 10:23:45 AM ## A Linguistic Speed Eating Contest: Because Apparently, That’s a Thing Now Right, let’s talk about this. Let’s discuss the pinnacle […]
A Sea Lion, a Roadblock, and the Inevitable AI Overlords Seriously? A sea lion? Blocking traffic? On a road? I mean, where do I even begin with the sheer absurdity of this situation? Apparently, somewhere in Washington state – land known for its majestic evergreens and… apparently, rogue pinnipeds – a sizable marine mammal decided that rush hour was precisely the right time to stage a personal protest against… well, who knows what? Probably the lack of adequate salmon-flavored ice cream
Published: 11/10/2025 10:08:46 AM ## A Sea Lion, a Roadblock, and the Inevitable AI Overlords Seriously? A sea lion? Blocking traffic? On a *road*? I […]
Bizarre Encounter: Gigantic Sea Lion Sprawls Across Washington State Road During Rainstorm In a delightful twist of events, drivers in Washington state were treated to a rather unusual sight during a rainy afternoon commute
Bizarre Encounter: Gigantic Sea Lion Sprawls Across Washington State Road During Rainstorm In a delightful twist of events, drivers in Washington state were treated to […]