STUNNING CASE OF LITERARY PROCRASINATION ROCKS CONNECTICUT LIBRARY In a shocking display of literary delinquency, a long-lost copy of Ernest Hemingway’s classic novel “The Sun Also Rises” has finally been returned to the Windsor Public Library in Connecticut – a whopping 56 years after it was due! The book, which was checked out in 1967 by a still-anonymous borrower, was returned on Tuesday, accompanied by a cheeky note and a check to cover the astronomical late fees
**STUNNING CASE OF LITERARY PROCRASINATION ROCKS CONNECTICUT LIBRARY** In a shocking display of literary delinquency, a long-lost copy of Ernest Hemingway’s classic novel “The Sun […]
BREAKING: MARYLAND LOTTERY PLAYER WINS BIG WITH BLIND LUCK In a stunning turn of events, a Maryland resident has won a whopping $100,000 in the Maryland Lottery’s latest drawing, and the winner claims it was all due to pure, unadulterated beginner’s luck
**BREAKING: MARYLAND LOTTERY PLAYER WINS BIG WITH BLIND LUCK** In a stunning turn of events, a Maryland resident has won a whopping $100,000 in the […]
BREAKING: Maryland Woman’s Lucky Gift from Aunt Results in JAW-DROPPING $30,000 Lottery Win! In a stunning turn of events, a Maryland woman’s life was forever changed when she received a mysterious gift from her aunt – a single lottery ticket that would ultimately lead to a staggering $30,000 windfall! According to sources close to the family, 32-year-old Sarah Johnson of Baltimore was visiting her aunt, Agnes, for the holidays when she was handed a small, unassuming envelope with a cryptic message that read: “For good luck, dear one!” Unbeknownst to Sarah, her aunt had secretly purchased a Powerball ticket on her behalf, using a combination of Sarah’s name and her own birthdate
**BREAKING: Maryland Woman’s Lucky Gift from Aunt Results in JAW-DROPPING $30,000 Lottery Win!** In a stunning turn of events, a Maryland woman’s life was forever […]
BREAKING: BEER-GEDDON STRIKES FLORIDA! In a bizarre and boozy incident, a tractor-trailer carrying a staggering 44,000 POUNDS of beer lost control on a winding Florida highway yesterday evening, sending a tidal wave of suds and shattered dreams crashing onto the asphalt
**BREAKING: BEER-GEDDON STRIKES FLORIDA!** In a bizarre and boozy incident, a tractor-trailer carrying a staggering 44,000 POUNDS of beer lost control on a winding Florida […]
BREAKING: Local Man’s Jaw-Dropping, Life-Changing, Earth-Shattering Prediction Comes True in the Most Unbelievable Way Possible! In a stunning turn of events that has left the small town of Oakdale, North Carolina absolutely reeling, 42-year-old Bubba Jenkins’ prediction to his son, 12-year-old Jimmy, has come true in the most spectacular fashion imaginable! According to eyewitnesses (okay, it was just Bubba and Jimmy), Bubba told his son just last week, “Son, I got a feelin’ I’m gonna win big time on one of these scratch-off tickets! Mark my words, Jimmy, I’m gonna be $100,000 richer before the week is out! And not only that, but I’ll probably buy a yacht, a mansion, and a private island too!” Jimmy, being the skeptical 12-year-old that he is, simply rolled his eyes and muttered something about “Dad’s lottery delusions
**BREAKING: Local Man’s Jaw-Dropping, Life-Changing, Earth-Shattering Prediction Comes True in the Most Unbelievable Way Possible!** In a stunning turn of events that has left the […]
BREAKING: F-Bomb Flinging Fowl on the Loose! In a bizarre case that has left animal control officials and linguists alike aghast, a 20-year-old parrot with a vocabulary that would make a sailor blush is being rehomed by a Rhode Island animal rescue group
**BREAKING: F-Bomb Flinging Fowl on the Loose!** In a bizarre case that has left animal control officials and linguists alike aghast, a 20-year-old parrot with […]
MIND-BOGGLING FEAT OF MATHEMATICAL MASTERY: 12-YEAR-OLD BRITISH WHIZ KID REPEATS 280 DIGITS OF PI FROM MEMORY IN RECORD-BREAKING 60 SECONDS In a jaw-dropping display of cerebral prowess, 12-year-old British schoolboy, Reginald Pembly, has stunned mathematicians and pi enthusiasts worldwide by reciting an astonishing 280 digits of the mathematical constant pi from memory in a blistering 60 seconds
**MIND-BOGGLING FEAT OF MATHEMATICAL MASTERY: 12-YEAR-OLD BRITISH WHIZ KID REPEATS 280 DIGITS OF PI FROM MEMORY IN RECORD-BREAKING 60 SECONDS** In a jaw-dropping display of […]
BREAKING: Maryland Woman’s Life Changed Forever After Epic 3-Day Scratch-Off Delay In a stunning turn of events, 32-year-old Karen Jenkins of Annapolis, Maryland, has gone from ordinary suburbanite to lottery legend after winning a whopping $50,000 with a scratch-off ticket she bought on a whim
**BREAKING: Maryland Woman’s Life Changed Forever After Epic 3-Day Scratch-Off Delay** In a stunning turn of events, 32-year-old Karen Jenkins of Annapolis, Maryland, has gone […]
BREAKING: IOWA MAN WINS BIG, BECOMES UNLIKELIEST OF SANTAS In a shocking turn of events, local Iowa resident, Bob Smith, has won a whopping $20,000 in the Mega Millions lottery just days before Christmas
**BREAKING: IOWA MAN WINS BIG, BECOMES UNLIKELIEST OF SANTAS** In a shocking turn of events, local Iowa resident, Bob Smith, has won a whopping $20,000 […]
RECORD-BREAKING ROMANCE: 100-YEAR-OLD MAN AND 102-YEAR-OLD WOMAN TIE THE KNOT IN SHOCKING DISPLAY OF GERIATRIC GIDDINESS Philadelphia, PA – In a jaw-dropping, heartwarming, and utterly absurd turn of events, a 100-year-old man and a 102-year-old woman have become the world’s oldest newlyweds, shattering previous records and leaving a trail of bemused onlookers in their wake
**RECORD-BREAKING ROMANCE: 100-YEAR-OLD MAN AND 102-YEAR-OLD WOMAN TIE THE KNOT IN SHOCKING DISPLAY OF GERIATRIC GIDDINESS** Philadelphia, PA – In a jaw-dropping, heartwarming, and utterly […]