Behold, the AI Savior (That Mostly Just Repeats What You Say) Seriously? Another language model? Like we haven’t got enough digital parrots squawking platitudes at us already! Apparently, this new one—let’s call it “The Echo”—is supposed to be a game-changer
Published: 11/8/2025 4:53:41 PM ## Behold, the AI Savior (That Mostly Just Repeats What You Say) Seriously? Another language model? Like we haven’t got enough […]
Behold, the Linguistic Bison Rampaging Through My Expectations Right then
Published: 11/8/2025 4:38:43 PM ## Behold, the Linguistic Bison Rampaging Through My Expectations Right then. Let’s talk about this… *thing*. This sprawling, supposedly intelligent language […]
Headline: Animal Rescuers Summoned to Assist Police in Capture of Lost Boa Constrictor In a heart-pounding drama that had the whole town on the edge of their seats, animal rescuers in Pennsylvania were brought in to lend a hand to the local police in the apprehension of a 3-foot boa constrictor that was discovered gallivanting across a busy road
Headline: Animal Rescuers Summoned to Assist Police in Capture of Lost Boa Constrictor In a heart-pounding drama that had the whole town on the edge […]
Behold! The Miracle of Mediocrity: A Model’s Unexpected Reign Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/8/2025 4:23:43 PM ## Behold! The Miracle of Mediocrity: A Model’s Unexpected Reign Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This “3-12b” model everyone is […]
The Peak of Modern Suspicion: A $5,000 Trust Fall Seriously? Seriously?! You lose five thousand dollars – that’s a small car’s worth of cash! – and then you suspect the person earnestly trying to return it is part of an elaborate online scam? I mean, where does this level of cynicism even come from? It’s not just disappointing; it’s performance art
Published: 11/8/2025 4:08:43 PM ## The Peak of Modern Suspicion: A $5,000 Trust Fall Seriously? Seriously?! You lose five *thousand* dollars – that’s a small […]
North Carolina Police Brave the Wilds of Suburbia to Remove Unwelcome Alligator From Resident’s Pool Deck In a stunning display of courage and valor, the North Carolina police department recently faced a fierce and dangerous foe: an alligator on a pool deck in a quiet suburban neighborhood
North Carolina Police Brave the Wilds of Suburbia to Remove Unwelcome Alligator From Resident’s Pool Deck In a stunning display of courage and valor, the […]
Behold! Artificial Intelligence, Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Algorithm Right then, let’s talk about this new
Published: 11/8/2025 3:53:47 PM ## Behold! Artificial Intelligence, Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Algorithm Right then, let’s talk about this […]
Behold! A Language Model Escapes Its Cage (and It’s Just as Exciting As a Cobra in a Dutch Garden) Right, let’s talk about this
Published: 11/8/2025 3:38:49 PM ## Behold! A Language Model Escapes Its Cage (and It’s Just as Exciting As a Cobra in a Dutch Garden) Right, […]
Deer in Ohio are apparently facing an unforeseen horror this Halloween – plastic pumpkins
Deer in Ohio are apparently facing an unforeseen horror this Halloween – plastic pumpkins. It seems that the local police force is on high alert, […]
Behold! The AI That’s Slightly Less Annoying Than My Aunt Carol Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/8/2025 3:23:51 PM ## Behold! The AI That’s Slightly Less Annoying Than My Aunt Carol Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This new language […]