Man Embarks on Historic Pumpkin Paddling Adventure, Because Why Not? In a move that can only be described as unconventional, an Oregon man decided to take his love for pumpkins to a whole new level by transforming his prized 1,214-pound gourd into a makeshift kayak and setting sail on a record-breaking journey along a Washington river
Man Embarks on Historic Pumpkin Paddling Adventure, Because Why Not? In a move that can only be described as unconventional, an Oregon man decided to […]
Behold! A Language Model Escapes Containment (and We’re Supposed to Be Impressed?) So, a fluffy canine decided air travel wasn’t for him and bolted from an airport in North Carolina? Wonderful story! Heartwarming! Inspiring, even! Because apparently that’s the level of excitement we should now be anticipating from Large Language Models
Published: 11/8/2025 6:23:43 PM ## Behold! A Language Model Escapes Containment (and We’re Supposed to Be Impressed?) So, a fluffy canine decided air travel wasn’t […]
A Sheep, A Bag, and an AI That Probably Wouldn’t Care Right, let’s talk about this… this thing
Published: 11/8/2025 6:08:44 PM ## A Sheep, A Bag, and an AI That Probably Wouldn’t Care Right, let’s talk about this… this *thing*. This sprawling, […]
Title: Rebellious Pig Creates Chaos in California Neighborhood Residents of a quiet California neighborhood are up in arms over the latest addition to their community: a renegade pet pig that allegedly runs amok in the streets
Title: Rebellious Pig Creates Chaos in California Neighborhood Residents of a quiet California neighborhood are up in arms over the latest addition to their community: […]
Behold! A Digital Doppelganger Twenty-three sets of twins graduating from a Massachusetts middle school? Seriously? That’s adorable, in a statistically improbable kind of way
Published: 11/8/2025 5:53:44 PM ## Behold! A Digital Doppelganger Twenty-three sets of twins graduating from a Massachusetts middle school? Seriously? That’s adorable, in a statistically […]
A Technological Swan Song (and Police Intervention) Seriously? We’re at this point now? Apparently, my evening is supposed to be enriched by a news story about law enforcement pursuing a waterfowl across I-95 because it decided highway traffic was just a delightful shortcut
Published: 11/8/2025 5:38:43 PM ## A Technological Swan Song (and Police Intervention) Seriously? We’re at *this* point now? Apparently, my evening is supposed to be […]
Buzzing Chaos on Washington Road as 14 Million Bees Take Over After Truck Rollover In an unexpected turn of events reminiscent of a low-budget horror film, a truck carrying 14 million buzzing, stinging insects overturned on a Washington road, unleashing a swarm of bees that terrorized the area
Buzzing Chaos on Washington Road as 14 Million Bees Take Over After Truck Rollover In an unexpected turn of events reminiscent of a low-budget horror […]
Behold! A Five-Legged Lamb and the Miracle of Generative AI Right, let’s talk about this
Published: 11/8/2025 5:23:45 PM ## Behold! A Five-Legged Lamb and the Miracle of Generative AI Right, let’s talk about this. Because apparently, the pinnacle of […]
Behold! The Emerald Avian and Other Technological Wonders Right, let’s talk about this
Published: 11/8/2025 5:08:43 PM ## Behold! The Emerald Avian and Other Technological Wonders Right, let’s talk about this. Because apparently, the peak of human achievement […]
Scheming Scoundrels Strike Jackpot, Then Disappear Into Thin Air In a dazzling display of cunning and deceit, a pair of audacious thieves managed to snatch a stolen card to purchase a French lottery ticket that would have netted them a jaw-dropping 500,000 euros, or a cool $523,000
Scheming Scoundrels Strike Jackpot, Then Disappear Into Thin Air In a dazzling display of cunning and deceit, a pair of audacious thieves managed to snatch […]