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Cayenne You Believe It? Local Botanist Discovers ‘World’s Tallest’ Cayenne Pepper Plant, Almost as Tall as a Giraffe! In a groundbreaking revelation that will shake the very foundations of botany, local amateur gardener and self-proclaimed plant whisperer, Morty Greenhands, has unveiled a nearly 16
**Cayenne You Believe It? Local Botanist Discovers ‘World’s Tallest’ Cayenne Pepper Plant, Almost as Tall as a Giraffe!** In a groundbreaking revelation that will shake […]
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BREAKING: Local Man’s Jaw-Dropping, Record-Breaking, and Utterly Ridiculous Skateboarding Feat Stuns Nation In a daredevil stunt that has left experts aghast and onlookers giggling, 32-year-old Long Island native, Dave “The Skateboarding Sensation” Saunders, completed an epic 3,162-mile journey across the United States on his trusty skateboard, “Bertha
**BREAKING: Local Man’s Jaw-Dropping, Record-Breaking, and Utterly Ridiculous Skateboarding Feat Stuns Nation** In a daredevil stunt that has left experts aghast and onlookers giggling, 32-year-old […]
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DEER WREAKS HAVOC IN TENNESSEE GYM: UNLEASHES “DEER-astrophic” SMELL, LEAVES PATRONS GASPING FOR AIR In a bizarre incident that has left residents of rural Tennessee scratching their heads, a rogue deer somehow managed to crash through the window of a local gym, causing chaos and destruction in its wake
**DEER WREAKS HAVOC IN TENNESSEE GYM: UNLEASHES “DEER-astrophic” SMELL, LEAVES PATRONS GASPING FOR AIR** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of rural Tennessee […]
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BREAKING: FOWL PLAY ROCKS SMALL TOWN In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Peculiarville, USA, in stitches, a rogue emu named “Eddie” has escaped from local authorities and is currently on the run
**BREAKING: FOWL PLAY ROCKS SMALL TOWN** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Peculiarville, USA, in stitches, a rogue emu named “Eddie” has […]
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BREAKING: MICHIGAN DAD’S BIRTHDAY GIFT TURNS INTO LIFE-CHANGING, JAW-DROPPING, WORLD-SHATTERING WINDFALL! In a stunning turn of events, a Michigan dad’s birthday celebration turned into a real-life fairy tale when he ripped open a “gift” from his wife, only to discover it was a $1
**BREAKING: MICHIGAN DAD’S BIRTHDAY GIFT TURNS INTO LIFE-CHANGING, JAW-DROPPING, WORLD-SHATTERING WINDFALL!** In a stunning turn of events, a Michigan dad’s birthday celebration turned into a […]
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BREAKING: Robot Uprising Delayed as Machines Simply Can’t Keep Up with Human Runners BEIJING, CHINA – In a shocking turn of events, a group of humanoid robots participated in the Beijing Half-Marathon, running alongside human competitors in a thrilling display of mechanical endurance
**BREAKING: Robot Uprising Delayed as Machines Simply Can’t Keep Up with Human Runners** BEIJING, CHINA – In a shocking turn of events, a group of […]
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BREAKING: KANGAROO ON THE LOOSE IN TEXAS, DEPUTY CALLED IN TO WRANGLE ROGUE ‘ROO IN RED Austin, TX – In a bizarre incident that has left residents of a small Texas town hopping mad, a kangaroo was spotted roaming the streets while sporting a bright red jacket
**BREAKING: KANGAROO ON THE LOOSE IN TEXAS, DEPUTY CALLED IN TO WRANGLE ROGUE ‘ROO IN RED** Austin, TX – In a bizarre incident that has […]
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BREAKING: Billy Horschel’s Epic Battle with a Gator on the Green Palm Beach Gardens, Fla
**BREAKING: Billy Horschel’s Epic Battle with a Gator on the Green** Palm Beach Gardens, Fla. – In a jaw-dropping display of bravery and skill, PGA […]
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BREAKING: Kentucky Man’s Lottery Numbers Hit BIG – Literally, They’re HUGE! In a stunning turn of events that has left the small town of Pecanville, Kentucky, reeling, local resident Bubba Jenkins has matched all six numbers in the Powerball lottery
**BREAKING: Kentucky Man’s Lottery Numbers Hit BIG – Literally, They’re HUGE!** In a stunning turn of events that has left the small town of Pecanville, […]
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BREAKING: Local Martial Artist Shatters Records and Sanity with Custom-Forged Sword of Unimaginable Awesomeness In a jaw-dropping, spine-tingling, and downright unbelievable display of martial arts mastery, 32-year-old Dave “The Sword Saint” Stevens has shattered the world record for the longest, most epic, and most utterly RIDICULOUS sword ever forged
**BREAKING: Local Martial Artist Shatters Records and Sanity with Custom-Forged Sword of Unimaginable Awesomeness** In a jaw-dropping, spine-tingling, and downright unbelievable display of martial arts […]
