Not-So-Fresh Surprise: Toad Discovered in Bag of Salad at Local Supermarket Sends Shockwaves Through Community In what can only be described as a ribbeting turn of events, a toad was discovered by a horrified supermarket shopper who had purchased a bag of salad in England
Not-So-Fresh Surprise: Toad Discovered in Bag of Salad at Local Supermarket Sends Shockwaves Through Community In what can only be described as a ribbeting turn […]
BREAKING: SWEDISH GOVERNMENT ISSUES STRICT WARNING TO CHAMPAGNE THIEVES – NO ONE WILL BE ALLOWED TO FISH OUT 100 BOTTLES OF 19TH-CENTURY CHAMPAGNE WITHOUT PROPER AUTHORIZATION In a strongly worded statement, Swedish officials declared that any attempts to fish out the nearly 100 bottles of 19th-century Champagne and mineral water from the shipwreck off southern Sweden will be met with severe consequences, unless proper authorization is obtained
**BREAKING: SWEDISH GOVERNMENT ISSUES STRICT WARNING TO CHAMPAGNE THIEVES – NO ONE WILL BE ALLOWED TO FISH OUT 100 BOTTLES OF 19TH-CENTURY CHAMPAGNE WITHOUT PROPER […]
Headline: Welcome Surprise: Deadly Snake Discovered in Family’s Washing Machine In a twist that has left a family’s laundry routine anything but mundane, a deadly snake was unearthed inside their washing machine earlier this week
Headline: Welcome Surprise: Deadly Snake Discovered in Family’s Washing Machine In a twist that has left a family’s laundry routine anything but mundane, a deadly […]
Absolutely Delighted Maryland Man Wins Lottery For Third Time In what can only be described as a truly remarkable stroke of luck, a man in Maryland has once again managed to clinch a six-digit jackpot from his favorite pastime of playing scratch-off lottery tickets
Absolutely Delighted Maryland Man Wins Lottery For Third Time In what can only be described as a truly remarkable stroke of luck, a man in […]
BREAKING: SHOCKING TWIST IN TOWN’S MOST DRAMATIC TRIAL OF THE CENTURY! In a stunning turn of events, a central Indiana man who managed to win a primary election for a township board position while facing murder charges has been found guilty of the slightly-less-serious charge of voluntary manslaughter
**BREAKING: SHOCKING TWIST IN TOWN’S MOST DRAMATIC TRIAL OF THE CENTURY!** In a stunning turn of events, a central Indiana man who managed to win […]
BREAKING: FEATHERED FUGITIVES CAPTURED AFTER DARING 60-MILE FLIGHT In a stunning display of avian audacity, two daring parrots, known only by their aliases “Polly” and “Sunny,” have been apprehended after a heart-stopping, six-day escapade that left authorities and bird enthusiasts alike in awe
**BREAKING: FEATHERED FUGITIVES CAPTURED AFTER DARING 60-MILE FLIGHT** In a stunning display of avian audacity, two daring parrots, known only by their aliases “Polly” and […]
Feathered Fugitives: Parrots from London Zoo Found after Epic Adventure In a truly shocking turn of events, a pair of parrots from the London Zoo managed to escape during what was supposed to be a routine free-flight exercise
Feathered Fugitives: Parrots from London Zoo Found after Epic Adventure In a truly shocking turn of events, a pair of parrots from the London Zoo […]
Merely a Typical Day: Rescuers Desperately Seek the Elusive Highway-Prone Sea Lion In what can only be described as a day as ordinary as walking on water, the daring escapades of a wayward sea lion on a highway in California have captured the hearts and minds of unsuspecting motorists, baffling rescuers who seem to be channeling their inner marine biologists
Merely a Typical Day: Rescuers Desperately Seek the Elusive Highway-Prone Sea Lion In what can only be described as a day as ordinary as walking […]
BREAKING: BEARS WREAK HAVOC ON PARK, DEVOUR ENTIRE YEAR’S SUPPLY OF HONEY IN ONE SITTING In a shocking turn of events, a group of mischievous bears has broken free from their enclosure at Sunny Meadows Park, leaving a trail of destruction and a serious sweet tooth in their wake
**BREAKING: BEARS WREAK HAVOC ON PARK, DEVOUR ENTIRE YEAR’S SUPPLY OF HONEY IN ONE SITTING** In a shocking turn of events, a group of mischievous […]
Title: Honey-Greedy Bears Make a Run for It, Devour Park’s Culinary Delights In a stunning display of ignorance towards boundaries and self-restraint, a group of bears at a local park managed to break free from their enclosure and feast upon a week’s worth of honey supplies
Title: Honey-Greedy Bears Make a Run for It, Devour Park’s Culinary Delights In a stunning display of ignorance towards boundaries and self-restraint, a group of […]