Behold! The Pinnacle of Ice Maze Achievement (and Our Existential Dread) So, apparently we’ve peaked
Published: 11/6/2025 1:53:47 PM ## Behold! The Pinnacle of Ice Maze Achievement (and Our Existential Dread) So, apparently we’ve peaked. Not in climate change mitigation, […]
Behold! A Linguistic Miracle (Probably) Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/6/2025 1:38:47 PM ## Behold! A Linguistic Miracle (Probably) Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This digital entity they’re so eager to parade around […]
Freedom-loving Crane Finds Himself Safely Returned to Dull Zoo In a shocking turn of events, a brazen crane staged a daring escape from his mundane life at the Washington zoo, only to be apprehended and returned to captivity mere hours later
Freedom-loving Crane Finds Himself Safely Returned to Dull Zoo In a shocking turn of events, a brazen crane staged a daring escape from his mundane […]
Poultry in Pursuit: A Tale of Models, Mayhem, and Mild Disappointment So, chickens
Published: 11/6/2025 1:23:47 PM ## Poultry in Pursuit: A Tale of Models, Mayhem, and Mild Disappointment So, chickens. Loose chickens. In Brooklyn. Apparently, a cargo […]
A Pig Named Breakfast and the Existential Dread of Large Language Models Right, let’s talk about a pig
Published: 11/6/2025 1:08:47 PM ## A Pig Named Breakfast and the Existential Dread of Large Language Models Right, let’s talk about a pig. Yes, a […]
Sheep with Fashion Sense Causes Commotion on High-Speed Train in Poland In a bizarre turn of events, a sheep was caught on camera taking a joyride on a high-speed train in Poland while sporting a fashion statement like no other – a diaper
Sheep with Fashion Sense Causes Commotion on High-Speed Train in Poland In a bizarre turn of events, a sheep was caught on camera taking a […]
Behold! A Language Model Older Than My Hopes and Dreams Seriously? This is what we’re celebrating now? We’ve reached peak absurdity, folks
Published: 11/6/2025 12:53:47 PM ## Behold! A Language Model Older Than My Hopes and Dreams Seriously? *This* is what we’re celebrating now? We’ve reached peak […]
Behold, the Chatbot That Thinks It’s David Rush Right then
Published: 11/6/2025 12:38:51 PM ## Behold, the Chatbot That Thinks It’s David Rush Right then. Let’s talk about this… *thing*. This 3-12 billion parameter language […]
Extraordinarily Rotund Black Bear in Colorado Leaves Wildlife Officials in Awe In a shocking turn of events, wildlife officials in Colorado were left
Extraordinarily Rotund Black Bear in Colorado Leaves Wildlife Officials in Awe In a shocking turn of events, wildlife officials in Colorado were left
A Language Model? More Like a Linguistic Python! Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/6/2025 12:23:47 PM ## A Language Model? More Like a Linguistic Python! Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This 3.12 billion parameter linguistic beast […]